NO ANONS ALLOWED
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Oh no no no no no no no
Does that mean I have to give up my chaterbait account?
Wait,
I'm a US citizen
"I don't have social media"
wow so hard
VISA DENIED.
>CHINA BAD, THEY TRACK PEOP-
>Have not used Facebook since 5 years ago
>Only use Reddit to look for maps or Jow Forumsaskhistorians
>Never posted anything on Twitter
>Don't have Instagram, Snapchat or anything else
Wow, does this mean that I can immigrate to the US and succeed in my dream of contributing to the muttification of the white race?
Why is tracking f*reigners bad
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But I have no social media
They will think you're lying
We don’t believe you, your visa application has been denied.
>sir, he said he has no social media accounts
>what?
>yes, he's a..
>a what?
>a GHOST
Because all tracking is bad.
okay, they can find my 15-year-old inactive fb account through my email then
>Flag
You are a literal Caucasian, though
Sure officer, here's my Jow Forums account.
Not really their job to find it for you. It’s your job to provide it to them since you are applying for entry. Having no social media presence can be construed as a) lying b) anti social behaviour. Both negatives.
What if you create one today and upload a bunch of pictures when you were in highschool to this day?
> not having a visa in 2019
Do visaless anons even exist? how do you even speak english if you've never been to the states?
>how do you even speak english if you've never been to the states?
Is this a serious question
I do have a visa but visas expire you know, mine will expire in a couple of years.
Jow Forums is social media. Just give them you're IP address. Hiro will do the rest.
wtf??? Am I supposed to give them my Jow Forums account now?
>Give them my Twitter
>Greeted by loli smut
>Get put on a sex offender list
More stupid boomer bullshit. They do this to try and make America whiter, not realizing most young white people are autists that go on 4chin or reddit with no reliable way to verify it's there account, and instead every ranjeet and abdul has one to spam comments on supermodel's accounts
BOTNET
Good thing I can't afford vacations in the USA anyway, haha, jokes on them...
That’s colombia, not Russia
make a shekelbook and give them that. i have a twitter too, i've never posted but whatever.
>not just setting it all to private
Nevertheless, fuck glowniggers and fuck Trump for pushing this shit.
FREEDDUMB AIN'T FREE
I post as 'anonymous' on I en te
>Never really used facebook
>the only reasons why I have twitter and reddit is to shitpost or troll/invade
>instagram got banned and I only used it to jerk off
I still use YouTube though, so I guess that'll do
we are like 60-70% caucasian anyways
>sorry Dieter, you've been watching too much Jordan Peterson. No Visa for you.
One drop rule, user. Colombia is black.
So does everyone without a social media account get their VISA denied? That's bad for business, corporate spooks don't use social media.
do you know what anti-social means.
yes. all of this shit probably gets collected.
pay debnts and stay where you are.
come on in. and make sure you put the goddam flag in your pictures.
checked. think about how useful jordan peterson fans would be as blind cannon fodder when the US invades Iran.
But it's not mandatory to create one
>welcome to the USA, niggerlover69
>>niggerlover69
>what do we know about him?
>nothing, sir.
>what do you mean nothing?!
>he’s not got Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, MySpace or a Reddit account. Not even a goddamn yelp profile, it's like he's a goddamn ghost
>My god. We need to get the big guns on this
>wait a minute sir, I found something
>I thought you said he was a ghost Kowalski!
>well sir it seems like we were looking for the wrong thing
>watch this.... when we search for things achieved we get nothing... but... when we search for things he has failed at...
>holy shit!
>I know right? It lights up like a fucking Christmas tree!
>School, driving, job applications. .. even basic hobbies and games! It's incredible. He just drops everything. Even sometimes more than once!
>So how do we catch a man who never commits? He's never even had a girlfriend
*Enter female sergeant with 10/10 brapper and a milk truck too*
>you send me after him
>80s squeeling lead guitar break and title sequence starts
have sex
>>he’s not got Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, MySpace or a Reddit account. Not even a goddamn yelp profile, it's like he's a goddamn ghost
this, but unironically
................and that's a good thing
no it's not but the question arises, 'why don't you have one? do you display anti social behavior or do you have something to hide? maybe both?' visa denied.
anti-social, contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of or antagonistic to sociable instincts or practices. it's pretty normal to participate in social media and have friends on facebook or LinkedIn. also twitter, instagram etc etc to connect to mainstream pop culture. you know, normal social behaviors.
Lel, the only accounts I have are the YT, last.fm and Soundcloud ones.
guys how hard will it be form to get a visa if im a college student thats never worked in his life?
you can go to japan visa free. or just hop over the fence to america. what's the problem?
>most white people go on Jow Forums
>redditors dont have other social media
your a retard user
i want to experience the crazy holiday known as nigger friday
>even thinking of going to Jewnited corporations of israel
literal third world living on life support
>youtube account
google already knows your name and address
why would I want to go to the United States
I'm alking from my country's case but it probably applies to mexico as well: Not difficult if you apply as a family group and your family own assets which attach them to Mexico, just make sure you don't lie to the official at any point as they will deny it if they find any inconsistencies
thats not Armenia
What if I can't remember the account name I used for Twitter 10 years ago?
This is totally not dystopic at all
I can't even fly domestically anymore starting next year because I'm unable to get the "REAL-ID" compliant driver's license. I had the proper documents but the goons at the BMV said they weren't valid. If I want the right one I have to go apply for a fishing license, which I can use to get the compliant ID.
Fuck this stupid country.