Name a more Chad way to kill yourself

that dude who put a razor sharp wire noose around his neck, then super glued his hands to his head, and jump down from a stool and cleanly decapitating himself to looked like he ripped his own head off was bretty chad.

how long would it take to die when you shoot yourself in the heart? few seconds probably, right? do you think you'd still feel the pain or would you immediately pass out?

i would like to see a video of this tb h, any links to something similar?

I have just what you need

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Strap a nuclear bomb to your chest and then drive into the center of Moscow

Explodes yourself in the name of something along with at least 300 passerby bringing them to valhalla and contribute to the land of heroes. Dyin by yourself is the soyest of the soy virgin way to kill yourself.

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Throwing yourself into the flywheel of the largest engine on earth.

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youtu.be/CH3C6ZTKeqc

You can be a hero, even if just for one day

this

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This is a very feminine way to kill yourself. Look at ancient greek tragedy. I would pick a sword or a bullet for men

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From all the legit targets the world gives to you, you chose one of the most irrelevant. Here I know you're a real fucking burger

suicide by cop

what a whiny little bitch this guy was

now I have Mai-chan flashbacks

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Suicide bombing
Flying plane into building
Last stand shootout against SWAT
Flying plane into enemy naval vessels
And finally...
>fighting Christians while wearing only a bearskin cloak and high on shrooms

what is that? an anime or something

Stand on a 500 kg bomb and whack its tip with a huge hammrt

Hanging is for horse thieves and shit. Whether it's suicide or execution, I choose death by gunshot.

The chaddest way to suicide is to kill as many people as you can while doing it

Self-immolation is by far the manliest suicide. Nobody can say you took the pussy way out when you do it like that. Seppuku is on a similar level but a little cringy thanks to western weebs.

It isn't Chad at all to drag innocents into your own decision to die. That's what beta incels do.

Many suicide news tonight

Go full postal dude as the Romania bro said

How do Indians/Hindus like to an hero?

Literally the most pathetic form of suicide

What are you talking about lmao. Dying alone with no impact is beta incel

Truth is there's no way to kill yourself like a Chad unless it's saving people. Chad can do no wrong

It's a guro hentai with some of the most fucked up gore I've ever seen

Look at every single school shooter in US history. They're all /b/ tier turbo-autists. You have a point in your second part though.

Suicide is for pussies and cowards

Guro hentai made by Uziga Waita, there's a famous scene where the president of "A" country (USA) blends a baby after fucking it

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walk all the way up to volcano and throw self in

Seppuku is extremely painful and you don't die right away, it may take hours or even more than a day fo you to actually die because you can't cut any important arterie through the stomach.
Thats why Japanese started having Kaishakunin to assist them on the act.

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I think if I were to do it I'd take a bunch of insulin, drink a bottle or two of whiskey then drift into a coma from which I won't return.

wake up retarded

I'm familiar with this meme but I didn't know who the character was. What's the plot synopsis?

>Thats why Japanese started having Kaishakunin to assist them on the act.
Don't get me wrong, I completely understand, but it's a lot less Chad that way.

Immortal maid is tortured by her owner and by people who pay for it, also her owner is cute

volcano

Thats not much of a difference in my case.

That certainly does sound really Japanese. Nice trips btw.

The fiery death of a kamikaze pilot, riding his horse of steel and metal to death and killing hundreds of invader pigs in the process. just imagine the fresh air on your face, the smile on your face as you die in a fiery bowl of fire...

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whoa neat. ive had this pic on my computer for like 14 years and i never knew the name of what it came from.

Paradoxically, your self-awareness probably indicates that you're one of the smarter posters in the thread.

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Didn't most of them miss their targets completely?

there was a guy who stabbed himself in the heart and died in a few minutes

>I want to die the old fashioned way. In the gorilla pit of a Cincinnati zoo.

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how do I find someone to save?

seppuku or kamikaze both are tied as the chaddest imo

those who missed didnt miss completely and thye had a fair success rate

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Dying in hand to hand combat with a large wild animal definitely checks out as Chad as fuck.

>your self-awareness probably indicates that you're one of the smarter posters in the thread.
This is why I worry about the world

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Easy to fuck this up and end up suffocating for minutes.

>Name a more Chad way to kill yourself
Suicide by dying of old age while avoiding lifespan-shortening things like smoking.

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We all know hangmans noose but whats the best knot for the branch?

I feel you dude.

Massive urban shootout against the police in a failed insurrection attempt with the underground organisation lads

Was this supposed to be funny Kees? Because it wasn't.

>failed insurrection attempt
That's not even suicide though nigga.

youtube.com/watch?v=k_iQMCxuXss

It's where "baby fuck it's aww right" comes from

Two half hitches or clove hitch.

Please humor me here. How and why do you know this?

Boy scouts.

Ah yeah. Didn't think of that. They really do make you prepared for everything.

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Only if you win

drugs and hookers, the basic bitch way

>Being a Chad
>Giving a fuck about Capeshit morals

You would lose consciousness in seconds. Unless you go full retard and miss or shoot yourself with womens purse gun instead of a real one

>Mátate

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The Chadest way to kill yourself is travelling to Mecca and shooting people during hajj and either get shot or arrested and sentenced to death

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Dying to a gorilla in unarmed combat isn't manly enough for you?

>The Chadest way to kill yourself is travelling to Mecca and shooting people during hajj and either get shot or arrested and sentenced to death

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Literally anyone can do that, but only a real man can win

Don't do this, they've started diluting helium tanks with trace amounts of oxygen so people can't kill themselves anymore, same for running your car in the garage.

Lol dude the thread is about suicide. We're not talking about someone who randomly pisses off a gorilla by accident. We're talking about someone who deliberately chooses to die by being torn to pieces by a giant ape.