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>There was a mass shooting in America literally a few hours ago and they've completely forgotten about it already

absolutely incredible
Honestly the other 195 countries that aren't America have their differences - but the US really is special in every single regard.

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>post here perhaps more than anyone
no i don't lmao
I only use one flag at a time...go comb for norway posts in /brit/.

d-d-d-d-d-d-death to america

Kinda afraid

>my mom still cries over the lost baby pictures

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I wish I were a pensylvanian Amish living the comfy life with the hairy wife

Crazy how we all so mean to each other but all any of us want is to be told its alright
I see you
You matter
You don't have to shag

>le schzio is always here lmao exx deee
gayest gayboy meme

was a precious time to her she probably regrets that it's fading from her memory and she doesn't have anything to remember it by
have some sympathy mate or i'll smack you

This made me laugh out loud lad haha
But i still wish I could shag

Biggest problem with this general is that nobody fucking replies to each other
Everyone just makes weird disconnected posts, there's no flow or conversation
Worst general on Jow Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=_EHFW20Kbvk
*bombs brit*

you don't matter mate go get laid

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Legit cant believe i passed out i apparantly did a head plant on the floor. Had numerous zoots and bumpos of k.

STOP TRIGGERING EMMETT

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hihi
a)just don't care about other people's post
b)can't relate
c)like being a pest

i find it charming

Whisker?

mate how can i be the centre of discussion if i reply to you no mate i have to forge my own path that's the way of this godforsaken world

>>There was a mass shooting in America literally a few hours ago and they've completely forgotten about it already

>absolutely incredible
>Honestly the other 195 countries that aren't America have their differences - but the US really is special in every single regard.

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Go connect with each other.

manny on the map

You don't have to live here. You can just go back to the francofil whenever you want

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Feel like doing a Rory Stewart and just fucking off to Afghanistan.

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Really cringe post. Its not meta cute.
Don't do that.

maybe i’ve been here before
i know this room i’ve walked this floor
i used to live alone before i knew you

i’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
but love is not a victory march
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

hair is thinning rapidly on the top of my head, do i shave it all off?

Turns out the ex hasn’t actually blocked me on Instagram.
Gonna leave it a month then drop a message

that's the megacope
grow it out but shave your face

it's quite shit nowadays

Depends if you have the face shape for it. For some men, combover is actually a better option than bald.

Assuming no one would ever find out, would you suck on another guy's penis?

lmao we'd probably have memorial days for such a thing
you have to do better than 12 in america it seems

no

how can i grow it out if its thin tho lad

>lmao we'd probably have memorial days for such a thing
>you have to do better than 12 in america it seems

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No offence but Manchester has the fucking shittest tasting water of anywhere I've been in the UK. Would rather drink piss

leave it all behind

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Mabye we all need to take a break, emmet. What how you felt the need to lash out and all.

go be mother theresa then in your neck of the woods you faggot..life doesn't stop, i still need to shitpost

need the banks nationalized tbqh

I'd be thrilled if you took a break right now little buddy.

maybe there’s a god above
but all i’ve ever learned from love
was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you

and it’s not a cry you can hear at night
it’s not somebody who’s seen the light
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

Hard water is unironically grim. Lived in a soft water area my whole life and didn't appreciate what a massive fucking pain it is until I moved.

but it tastes of nothing

Antisemite!

i mean we're still banging on about the london bridge attack where 11 people died and that was 2 years ago

It tastes like shit. Try Birmingham or Yorkshire water and you'll know what I mean

yeah I have and they taste awful

i just boil my water in the kettle to make it soft then add a few ice cubes to cool it down

What makes you say that?

no you aren't..you are reaching and embarrassing yourself you fool

I refuse to believe you have tastebuds then mate

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mood

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You're trying to make me aggravated with your shtick, its pretty obvious.
Anyway,
Fact of the matter is you don't matter here or anywhere.
Most people don't matter at all, frankly. You should aim to make yourself someone that matters.

I'm a michelin starred chef actually
best water I've ever had has been in manchester, glasgow and helsinki

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48476417

Unlessyou're somebody that *does* matter posing as random australian keyboard ghoul, which i doubt

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48476417
literally deep fakes each one of them, nice "evidence" faggot

You're probably just a common-or-garden Manc nationalist who thinks everything is better in Manchester even if it isn't
Whole city's full of em

what the bloody hell are you talking about you obese fool

oxford bender

Just realized I'm way too sincere to waste my time trading banter with gamers on Jow Forums Jow Forums

>red paper cups
>shake shack
>route 66

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What the heck is a Manchester nationalist

You started replying to me
You have to believe you matter before you can properly work on mattering. Perhaps we should be the support for each other we so desperately crave.

Take the bee sticker off your car it makes you look like a twat

Ah yes
People arguing about the taste of water
Riveting conversation there lads

There is the last cigarette. There is no place to buy it 'till the morning.

Don't you have any gas stations nearby?
Or are you a seljak?

oh I'm not one of those people

twas walking down my city's high street whilst wearing my cross around my neck and a fat paki tried bullying me off the sidewalk lads
i stood my ground and he went around me haha
christianity prevails

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You started replying to me last thread you retard.

Ah yes
People posting about other people arguing about the taste of water
Truly an enlightening comment

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Nigga look like he belong at the tree gnome stronghold

Real clash of the titans this. A modern Caesar and Pompey.

I know you don't want to hear it but seriously, quit smoking

why do you care?

That wasn't me you schitzo

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About to watch Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck, don't spoil it for me

need you outta business sunshine

Because he's a nosey french nonce

mental how you can't cum just by wanking your willy it is the mental aspect of thinking about shagging a fanny, the true wank is the mental wank.

Yikes, nice try.

big brain post this one

Wow mate you should write a book