/brit/

smoker?

grim
will you spend all your money on prostitutes and cocaine? or go more quietly

No, just lucky I guess

Honestly, I can't imagine how it is to live with someone, like a sister or something. Just come to her room and have some conversation.

I’m sorry to hear that mate

might just get it over with desu

The Queens dead lads.

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:'(

I'm going to go and have a very hot bath and then get into bed! Goodnight fellas, love you all

mental to think how my bums got poo in it
you forget most of the time but yeah
poo up there
sometimes it falls out

Listening to joy division

Pineal glands in the South and East confirmed crusted to bits

Sounds really nice. :)

hahahaha

Whoops posted in the old like a silly bugger, shall say here instead:

Alri then lads how have your weekends been thus far then
Well I hope

Listening to David Bowie myself.

Read something the other day about a guy who survived a bomb attack and there was shit everywhere because some peoples colons got ruptured

I personally don’t oft forget as poo is a topic of choice in are /brit/

Let's keep the blogging to a minimum, lads. Cheers.

Lmao, i said this to someone in secondary school once and he looked at me like a retard.

How do we bring down the Jewish cabal lads?

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churchtoil on the morrow lads

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Didn't the romans kill jesus?

Are any of you going to be purchasing the wank loicense when it gets implemented?

Start by posting live action sonic instead

Boys what are we on about, /brit/ was built on people blogging on

>south
>very hard
yeh, they wish

>drinking tap water

Sorry I’m a nofapper

Masturbation is a sin.

What does hard and soft water mean

Can’t imagine hard water would be very desirable would much rather sip than chew ahaha x

Imagine being a Tottenham fan lol. They’ll never get to another CL final in decades

haha
poo poo

England is my city.

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Did it in GCSE Biology but i can’t rwmwmver

yeh, my plan is to go to a shop with a cutie at the till and hand her the license and a bottle of wine then say
"maybe I can just take the wine and use the rest of the money to take you on a date ;)"

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>watching football

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Had a mysterious poo bandit who used to smear shite on the walls back in high school

The poo man we called him

I imagine you need your food liquidised as chewing isn't much of an option for you, braindead freak.

As we speak every single one of us has a poo in our intestines which is slowly growing

What is your plan of action for when she inevitably shrieks and calls the cops?

bit racist

Good thing, he's talking about soccer

Don’t eat food me, live on beer mostly x

What if I've fasted for the past 3 days?
Checkmate aha

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doin a poo rn actually

Enjoy your prostate cancer

take a shit on the floor so at least she has to clean up my shit

In my school there was one singular incident where somebody shat a solid log onto toilet paper and then left it next to the sink

Only ever shit-related incident apart from people clogging the toilet and shitting on top of dry toilet paper or the odd smear of shite on a cubicle

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Yeah solid
The poo man did end up being caught eventually, they also took away the mirrors in the men’s bathroom as that was his target of choice

I'm going to shag your mum
Get her preggo
Then leave her
You'll taise my child CUK

Oh fuck yeah

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What

Have my vomit soaked jeans sitting in the corner from when i threw up on myself 2 weeks ago.

Why haven’t you washed them? Bet your room smells putrid you gnarly animal

Still do. Even if its just dead cells.

Wash them you tramp

Bloody hell mate two weeks fuar

Holy
Fucking
PENG

youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

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*Walks into your room*
Blimey smells like your mums minge in here

Hard water is cloudy. Its actually good for you, full of minerals and vitamins.

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Thanks mate

What the fuck is his problem lads?

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youtu.be/tuR8MNEWuIs
>yes I've made mistakes, life didn't come with instructions

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Horrendous

Harder water isn't too bad. Got a rain water tank at home so pure as fuck water. But it means it doesn't need to be as hot to boil so tea takes ages to brew

I often have violent fantasies

He's got some poo in his brain.
His mum too.

ooff.. wrong gif

I have a feeling she’s Irish

>going bald
>shave head
>head is really shiny

Might as well just kill myself

Big Doug in da house!

Would like an Irish wife

'ff t' 'r'sh t' 'ee'

sub gif for

Who am I really?

Piss rattling around inside our balls right now and slowly filling up making them become heavier as well. Did you ever think of that?

What is a vossi bop????????????????????

bald lads need to stick together

umm..ya..you need a basic anatomy lesson x

I thought this when I was a kid

Was suppoesed to meet this lad the whisker lad but I was late I finished work late sorrry I didn't see you there I was looking for you arrived at 12 stayed till 1 sorry man

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