Imagine being born in Venezuela. Working hard for the last 8 months during the worst economic crisis in the hemisphere in centuries. Get enough money by doing online jobs, filling surveys for pennies, etc. Start investing in cryptocurrencies, so I can buy a lambo and finally food to avoid starvation. Everything goes well for four months in which I taste meat for the first time after one entire year eating only rice, avocados and sardines. I was able to buy myself even icecream once.
During this bear market I lost my internet connection and my position. Basically I lost a lot of money. It was only a few dollars but I can't recover from there. Depressed as hell while I don't what would become of me without chance to buy food for the next week.
I'm risking myself to go to jail just for answering this but, recently there were some dudes who attempt a drone attack against Maduro and his cabinet. The drone attack failed and it exploded meters away from Maduro.
How much does it cost to try something like that? People say it weren't venezuelans because we can't afford that.
Christopher Howard
>Begging or asking for 'free money'/crypto is strictly forbidden. Encouraging beggars, or posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden.
FUCK OFF
Liam Mitchell
a drone cost approx. 900$ but you can do it with a truck or a knive are you really scared of these faggots? they can not even handle a crisis so many Venezuelian in Colombia, just move at worst
Gavin Hill
>implying killing maduro will change anything
lmao, just focus on keeping you belly full and don't try to be a hero kid
Michael Brown
I saw that on the news, that was clever But i dont know the details of why it has failed
Leo Myers
unironically this and op btc will pass 50k in 2020
Easton Garcia
>Average Monthly Net Salary (After Tax) 32.77 $
damn
Jackson Smith
another guy willing for money with his cry story
Jaxson Evans
I have a friend of a friend that was from Venezuela. He had a good job out of college here making $40k a year and decided three years ago that e needed to go back home to be with his family. Our mutual friend begged him to stay here and told him he could do more for them by making money and sending it to them.
He didn’t listen. They all live in poverty and my friend can’t reach him by phone or email anymore.
Caleb Nguyen
I read how some of them are making a living by farming in runescape. Some people studied their ways and developed strategies to steal their stuff. Pretty cruel thing to do considering they do that stuff to survive in real life.
Jason Rivera
It's actually way lower than that. Only a kilo of rice costs one month worth of salary.
I'm currently eating one meal per day. It has been like that for the last two weeks.
Cameron Wilson
Its not actually that bad. Its a CIA propaganda campaign and economic sabotage.
Ryan Clark
capitalist pigs got btfo tho, no white male will sell you toliet paper in OUR country
Jaxon Collins
my coworker’s mother-in-law in VZ was killed this week after somebody broke into her house to rob her
Luke Lee
Montly salary its almost 2$, 1kg of chicken 2$, 1kg of rice almost 1$, meat 1$, any snack like cheese puffs 0.70$
Nolan Collins
rough times user reminds me of working in prison for 3$ a day
Elijah Torres
Yo Venezuelan user, you can (temporarily) make it with NIMIQ. Got a credit/debit card? If yes use it to create an account on Google Cloud and use those free $300 to mine NIMIQ, right now you'll be getting a daily 5€ on exchanges, how's that sound?
Nathan Gomez
Serious Q: Jow Forums https not allowed in memezuella?
Nolan Phillips
wasnt allowed few years ago, now it is, i'm in memezuela right now
Nolan Young
Soon:
>some madman airdrops 30k in $1 bills over caracas >800 dead in the riot
Choosing not to reinvest any capital into building refineries/maintaining isn't a CIA sabotage its a bad decision made by central planning. Its unfortunate that the economy had all its eggs in one basket and didn't bother to fix the basket or even start up something other then eggs.
Luke Morgan
everything its cheap here if your salary its in $ (which its illegal) almost everybody (80-90%) wins less than 5$ montly
Yeah the Venezuelan gold farmers have overtaken the Chinese bots I can't tell you how many Miguel_2015 I've seen.
Logan Rivera
i was wondering. is it possible to buy a real estate during this crash for a good money? ive heard u guys earn there like 1-2$ months. so i would be able to buy a real estate for 1000$ right? if u provide me valuable info and a proof of ur rekt ill send u 1500 NIMiq. like 5 bucks.
Aiden Thompson
>buying real estate in a socialist dictatorship
even if you could own that land have your legality respected, and not raped and murdered within one day of being in the country, what makes you think prices will appreciate in any time in the future? the best things to buy would be things you could immediately move out of the country and sell for a markup. i was thinking of buying a ship and loading it full of cars.
Jaxson Edwards
> claiming i got killed once i step into the country > plans to buy a ship and load it with cars. are u gonna fuckin buy and deliver them with fuckin uber ?????????
Alexander Rodriguez
i dont now what and how i am gonna do, but firstly, i need to be sure that there are RE to be bought for 1-2k$, than i can think about DIY.
Robert Lopez
lol, i have family over there My cousin and her husband managed to get asylum and one of my male cousins escaped to Colombia but the rest of the family is barely making it and crime is all over the place now, they even got threatened and blackmailed
Jayden Scott
Are there actual vendors that accept cryptos in Venezuela? Or you only use it to hedge against their currency?
Angel Edwards
Hey fren! Search facebook or Twitter for Nimizuela.
Leo Russell
>US prisoners make more in a day than Venezuelans in an entire month
I feel so bad for Venezuelanons. The sick thing is people in 2018 can see the results of communism in real-time and continue to vote for these policies. It's like a mental disorder.
Nathaniel Moore
oh hey op i remember u
if u ever get out i'm here for u bb
Wyatt Rodriguez
No love for shitskins, this is a Jow Forums colony
Owen Cox
>shilling your shitcoin to people in crippling poverty please, please kys
Jaxon Thomas
Damn man, I feel sorry for venezuelanos I honestly would not know what to do if I was in your situation.
Christopher Carter
real question to Venezuela-friends:
would you support a NATO-led intervention into your country, to get rid of Maduro and install a democracy?
Julian Butler
hes not shilling it u fucktard. decent laptop can make u 5-7$/week. without the electricity cost yet im not sure how this issue looks like there. in fact nimiq is one of the coins that can make anything since 80% coins are useless and are just a imaginary dream made by band of retarded NEET's so they can believe they wont have to work any single hour in their miserably life. I've mined/bought like one fuckin milion of those little bastards. go fuck urself and sell ur stinky linky cuckload
Matthew Ward
looks like the VZ senior officer is giving his soldatos TP
Jonathan Thomas
Point of clarification: This invasion would be done under the Trump Doctrine where your oil reserves are confiscated in proportion to the cost of our military presence plus a nominal fee.
This could be as low as a few hundred billion or as high as several trillion dollars if you opt for the Nation Building Deluxe package and start an insurgency.
Brandon Lee
How many dollars?
I'm not a whale by any means, but if you prove you're genuinely Venezuelan I will send you something
Jeremiah Ramirez
Not sure if it's too late but download and set up the ETHOS wallet, their big airdrops releases are starting in a few days I believe. Tons of random different shitcoins they've announced are part of it.
Lucas Nguyen
>born in the saudi arabia of south america >country is beautiful and full of natural resources >still manage to JUST yourself so hard you make mexico look like a prosperous utopia and Africa look like an endless buffet of fine dining Imagine the incompetence needed to accomplish this. Literal goatfuckers managed to, with an even worse starting position (a fucking desert), become oil millionaires who are paying american instathots to get shat on and burning money on lambies for the lulz. Imagine how stupid, short sighted, and incompetent you would have to be to fuck up venezuela. Socialism: not even once.
Xavier Thompson
>they're all in canadian dollars >the punchline is they'll be worthless by end of year
Samuel Robinson
yeah
Aiden Adams
This. I would consider donating a few linkies if you can prove your level of JUST
Nicholas Cook
a few us dollars is like a trillion pesos now
Lucas Thomas
soldiers are being rewarded with toilet paper and toothpaste for bravely beating up the starving population
Lucas Hughes
this
Robert Fisher
Getting rid of all eurangutan high class from the Americas will solve all Americas problems.
Jason Reed
KEK ¿user Venezolano tienes Paypal? actualmente no me funciona pero mas adelante puede te mande 3$ o algo asi.
Just wanted to say I was also born in Venezuela but left many years ago because our country is fucked, way past the point of no return. It's been fucked for decades, but now it's completely ruined. I feel you pain, man, I really do, and I'm very sorry. On the other hand, the thing I remember when I used to go back was that every single fucking girl is hot. I would be amazed, and couldn't believe how much I took that for granted. Whenever I came back to the US where I live now, I would just see fatasses everywhere. I hope that continues being the case. Anyway, I hope things get better for you. Un abrazo, paisano!
I'm not telling him to buy someone's bags, instead profit on some new altcoin using F R E E services that costs Z E R O (0). So no, you go kill yourself, your existence benefits no one, not even to the venezuelan op which that's sad considering earning at least $1 a day on the internet is easy as peanuts
Gavin Williams
>He didn’t listen.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Nolan Rodriguez
sardines are meat you faggot
John Sanders
Maracaibo reporting in.
We had a 14 hour long power cut (7pm-11am) and another one just 30 mins ago.
Sometimes I dream of Maduro and all of the retards that say stupid shit like (unironically, of course) getting executed in live television and their grilled heads rolling on the streets.
>would you support a NATO-led intervention into your country, to get rid of Maduro and install a democracy?
I would even support a nuclear cleansing as long as they take those subhumans with the rest of us.
Dominic Sanchez
hey venezuelacuck,
how much US Dollar to fuck some beautiful 10/10 venzuala chicks right now?
It is illegal to import or own mining equipment in Venezuela Yeah, with the Govt's official exchange rate which no Venezuelan has access to
I'm a Venezuelan, thanks to freelancing I managed to land a job on Mexico. I work for a cryptocurrency startup.
My fellow Maracaibanon, you people don't deserve the amount of shit you're getting
Tyler Perry
>t. not a Catholic Jewing his way out of a dietary restriction Not gonna make it, user.
Parker Kelly
What real estate in Venezuela for $250,000? USD
David Morgan
Then why are there over 1 million fucking Venezuelans sleeping in the street in Colombia? One of the shittest countries in South America and Venezuelans rsther literally sleep on the street there than go back to Venezuela.
M8, Venezuela is fucked beyond belief whenever I talk to my sudaca friends they tell me horror stories about Venezuela.
Landon Wood
>real estate in Venezuela
why would you own real state in a country that literally seized a factory from Kelloggs?
Christopher Bailey
I run a small firm creating software and sites for clients in Europe. I have only been hiring Venezuelan devs, since it's cheap for me and it's a whole lot of money for them. OP if you have skills advertise them on jobs4bitcoins on reddit. I may hire you considering business is picking up. I generally pay 500$ per month for little work. At minimum it would cost me 2x as much +taxes if I would hire an European dev. No problem if your internet goes out. I'm pretty chill about that. Just communicate it and be upfront.
Noah Diaz
Your English is too good. Btfo larp
Cameron Sullivan
Posts like these is why you go into pure math instead of computer science. LITERAL startving south-americans can do your job.
Yeah except good luck getting pajeet level code to work in prod in a real company. Development jobs are still high in demand, look at salaries in the US
