/brit/

good cover desu

youtu.be/2SYnq-fR7iw

>say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl

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oi oi

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go back to bed ya cunt

I just fried some rice and am eating it atm

>you tellin' me a shrimp fried this rice

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Who are you calling shrimp you motherfucker son of a bitch

head hurts lads
mouth is dry and scratchy
european champions though so it's sound

The end of /brit/ is nigh

You guys don’t even know the filthy things I would do to Emma Watson.

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sleeptoil beckons
shall see thee upon the morn

Donald's pee tape just got released. Every time it gets uploaded, to Liveleak or wherever, it immediately gets deleted, lol.

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It’s 6:30 in the morning.

>lefties still trying to force a meme Jow Forums made up
lol

just realised the olympics is on this summer

very comfy (not as comfy as the world cup but still)

What are your favourite Olympic sports?

Not this summer. Summer 2020.

dont have any lol
i like the opening ceremony (the best part is when sweden makes their entrance haha)

>just realised the olympics is on this summer

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>it's still 2019 in bongland
god, brexit really did a number on you

need a gf to bully me

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watched something australian-related and 40% of the attendees were asian

the more you know

>brexit
didn't happen
isn't happening
won't happen

Fucking hell.

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Cute!

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NEED A BLACK MAN TO FUCK MY ARSEHOLE

*crickets*

Thread is VERY dead.

What did leftypol mean by this?

>one chance at life
>didn't get to live in 1990s london

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>oh me christ! Me favorite nigger team in nigger ball won against that other nigger team
>so euphoric right now

My life literally revolves around the 30 days off a year

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The anti-Brexit German cunt is here. How lovely.

Brexit is never happening

ANTHONY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

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when a nigger calls you a cumskin

Wish I wasn't into femdom so much.

eating shit

mental that the characters we use most by far on a keyboard - lower case letters - arent even actually on the keyboard

Yeah they are, they’re just in their capitalized form.

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

my grandpa was a carpenter and there wasn't this life-work-balance shit of today

he worked more than 40 hours a week, but he didn't work like today. he just went to the building sites and constructed roofs, drank beer with his colleagues and ate a Jausen (bread with cold sliced meat like sausages, cheese, horseradish etc.) when they were done

he never felt the urge to travel, buy useless stuff, nor did he care a lot about anything other than his family and visiting church every Sunday, yet he was the happiest person I've ever met

nowadays you have these faggots who work 40 hour weeks, taking 4-5 weeks vacations every years, sitting in front of their smartphone and computers most of the time they don't work, buy useless shit with their little money, care about everything in the world, but fail to raise a proper family, complain non-stop about everything and blame others for everything, be unhappy and take anti-depressants, and blame the older generations for their misery

i have a special keyboard that has both because it doesnt have a left shift button

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>shalom, goy!

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Imagine dating Anne Frank.

>I’m 24

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dont care never will send the bill

isnt she dead?

Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
*heems you*

Apparently not judging from

fuck scousers and all that but Hillsborough was quite mental/sad

the most clacified of pineal glands

Why do people hate scousers? I’m a yank btw.

Smoking a fag

doing a vape

accents are rank

GOSH
O
S
H

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Gay

Listening to megadeth's 1990 album rust in peace

LOUIS LOCKS ON NY THROAAAAT

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have a good day de lads

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>bickering parents
Oh how great it is to be living at home again. Would someone just fucking end me.

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AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST? IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!

is it because of you?

I'm home too, Mum threw my Razor away because 'it looked used up' but now I have 8 more blades and no razor for them. Annoys me so much.

FOLC

>he never brought a gf home, you cuddled him too much and it made him a FAG
>don't put his homo on me, i want a divorce

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Yesterday was my mum and dad's 22nd anniversary

big smelly POO

Yeah. Parents having a nit pick because I'm the only sibling living at home now and why the fuck not? It's a shame the hospital discharged me, I would have happily lived there forever.

Wish I were American so I could vote Yang gang

I can tolerate my father more than my mother.

Better than living on your own over summer like me. Just me myself and I in a building designed to house 200 people.

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What a cute little butt Emma has.

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Me

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Two face, that's my new face
Glue cost me 10 blue jays
Black Lexus, feel like Bruce Wayne
Heart broken, need that new pain
Run the track, like a flash, like I'm Usain
Spill the drain, that's a glue stain
Yeah, Sleep, that's my new name
Gotta sleep 'cause they're too fake

[Chorus]

I know I fell off but this the comeback
Been on top, but I don't shop at Topman
Ecco's suicide doors, drop the top, man
Rain is coming, pack it smells like onion
Gotta do a show but I'll be right back
She don't like that, but it's cool, man
Take it to the face, I need a ice pack
Hit the mall, me and Lean, we get it right back

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wait until i smoke this pipe

biceps are slightly sore after doing curls 2 days ago

Your boyfriend’s meat pipe?

Blog on

Imagine everyone in this thread got something else to do and the thread stays dead hahaha funny thought

knew you would say that
also didn't eat dinner last night. Only ate at 11 the next day and bought myself 3 pizzas and ate ones worth for breakfast/lunch hybrid. thin crust pepperoni, deep pan loaded pepperoni and steak and bacon. The rest is sitting pretty in my fridge.

Wish my heart would just give out. So I can finally be free.