/brit/

got a cold lads

wonder if i'll feel less sick if i get pissed

The hands is trembling.

bit rude mate

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wouldn't be comfortable with breastfeeding tbf

would feel like my lifeforce is being drained, like a vampire is biting me

wouldn't you like to know

state of the butterfaces on these two trollops

British genetics really are a cruel joke

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What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the mornin'

Haha fuck!

any good posters in?
no? i'll be off then

formerly chucks

last time I was watching live TV there was an ad featuring a family with young kids where they were eating unhealthy food for dinner and the kids, who were normal sized at the start, were getting fatter and fatter as the ad went on (obviously the ad was encouraging healthy family eating) but they were using real kids as opposed to animated/CG ones

surprised they're even allowed to do that in this hypersensitive day and age

apparently your titties would get uncomfortable if you don't breastfeed after pregnancy

You'd have different innate instincts.

Gravity is draining your life force and making you consume more calories

only got 1 joint left lads do i smoke it now or tonight

tonight, something to look forward to to get you through the day innit

Nah, you throw it in the bin and stop acting like a spotty faced teenager smoking dope

Tonight
You are probably already ripped right now

Check this shit lads. Mind blowing isn't it

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ALARMING
Nah but yeah remember them teaching us this when I got me driver's license

Part 7 was the best of all part easily.
Its the only one worth reading to be honest.

fuck me

weird
iirc that's where the retinal nerve attaches to the back of your eye
no rods and cones there

I have the power to destroy this thread with a nuclear weapon

go on

could see it all the way through

you must be subhuman

What in the actual fuck? How did you do that?

doesn't work for me

Wish you'd drop it on this country because I'm tired of these wog-filled towns and of everything that's ever been done or said on this earth oh pleasing death come with your terrible hands and blot out this noise which has only itself to stir

Black
Jack
Do it again

got diagnosed lads

Probably because your eyes are already half closed

got told the skin on your anus is the same as the skin on your lips

with what

Someone tried throwing a milkshake at a politician in Florida and immediately got tackled and arrested by police. Should have used the taser and a few whacks to the skull with a baton for good measure but alas.

Though it was your bellend innit? Your bellend is same colour as your lips

hownew

gaming disorder

aye it is

also the same as the skin on your arms, legs, ears, nose, etc.

my bellends never that dry though

What?

It's my native tongue, I'm asking you to place your order.

Your eye has a big hole at the back where all the nerves go down and feed back into your brain.

The rest of the back of your eye has receptors that 'see' but the hole where the nerves go down doesn't and this is what forms the blind spot. You don't notice it normally because your brain just fills it in with information gleamed from the areas around the blind spot.

t. science expert

My doctor diagnosed me with paranoia. It's a fake diagnosis. He's always been out to destroy me and he's working for "them". They want to make me out to be crazy so no one will stop them when they put us in cages!

Thailad will you consider doing another livestream Q&A this time with Alan in a sit-down interview format?

getting my daily dose of casually explained and sam o'nella

is the elton john movie worth a watch? not really a fan of him or his music but I hear its good regardless

i cant stop drinking gamer juice lads

Buds > Dabs

Dabs are weak af

>I hear its good
No then

i like to whip and nae nae

Does it have to be Alan?

>sam o'nella
based

I'm a big Elton John fan. Elton John is my favourite band.

mad to think about out internals init, like we just have a stomach churning up food turning into poo that out intestines can carry into our bowels, wires coming from the backs of our eyes that connect to our brain and blood trickling around us

no please no I don't want to hear you interview alan

yeah they really talked up the freddy mercury movie and it was pretty meh when I watched it

Why, all we'd talk about is Thailand.

challenge: get bump-limit threads on every single Jow Forums board

because he's boring
do someone like Vietlad

Misread. I don't want that either

didn't even leave the house yesterday
spent most of the day in my room with the curtains shut
pic related: me on the left

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mental to think that in the 10+ years i've been here there are some boards i've never posted on or even looked at

reckon my eyes are gonna melt if i see the sun again

based

literally anyone else would be fine, one of those ones that always argue with me would be good.

...

i really really like this image

like a "blog on" poster

>a
*the

been here for 10 years and have only ever opened 6 boards, posted on 4 hut the only 2 i regularly use are /sp/ and Jow Forums

Emma Watson is really pretty and I want to have sex with her and smell her farts.

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Just had a Kit Kat chunky! #mybreak

mental how emma watson is 30 now

or one of those leftypol lads that will argue with me across multiple threads

she looks very soft and nice to touch

close-minded prick

felt like I was drinking and shitposting well into the early hours last night but my browser history shows I stopped posting at fucking 9 o'clock

just stop man

did you break the egg?

Yeah but I’m 31. One of these days we will grow old together.

state of those 'brows

does she have children yet?

if not then she'd better get cracking, tick tock

FUCK okay I'm doing it now.. I have eggs. thumb up yeh?

haha yeah thumb up lad. you're a good lad, thailad

alright, will report back

had a dream last night where i got a puppy and i brang it home and was showing my mum and she asked what breed it was and i was like oh idk its called a boodle and i googled it and it was a border collie poodle and i was a bit upset but it was reallt cute so i just played with it in the living room

not close minded just no interest in anime, politics or virgins

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