/brit/

Imagine having a daughter one day and she starts wearing pants like these.

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just make a bread sandwich instead

might set aside the rhetoric is that alri wi you de lad?

stolen colours from villa

vaginas are gross lads

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Umbro still the GOAT
>meanwhile >we sign a deal with shitty puma

villa, man city, burnley too

imagine the smell

so black people as a fact cause problems?
but you don't necessarily expect a given black person to cause problems?

how does that work? lets just say its a black guy in a white tshirt and jeans walking at a normal pace minding his own business in your direction on a street in bristol.

Would you expect him to be someone who causes you problems or not?

I'd tell her to get some cream for the thrush

aving a spot of 'nut butter in its stead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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villa invented them

Your Lazios, your Parmas, your Vicenzas

depressiontoil looming

really?

watching a guy no hit dark souls 2 without ever rolling

people who walk around with their hoods up when it's not raining should be executed on the spot since they're obviously a wrongun

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hehe what happened

>put banana in microwave for a few seconds
>put condom on banana
>use banana as a dildo
>take it out of ass
>open it without removing the condom
>carefully remove the inside of the banana with my fingers without breaking the peel too much
>use the empty banana to fap
>feels hot and well lubricated
>doesnt fall apart thanks to the condom
>have the best orgasm i had in months and fill that lil yellow bitch with cum

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too late for that de lad its time to upend the negotiating table and put boots on the ground

yeah

just cheer up haha x

ngl your vernacular is kind of hard to read for me lmao
guess that's what I get for browsing a general for a foreign country

just cheer up
just be happy

if ye smoke cigarettes, al give ye some nicorette

classy broad

thanks i feel better

when's he gonna do a no-hit run of real life without ever not-having sex

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

big nigger got knocked out by a fat spic manlet

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i lay the /brit/ vernacular on thick precisely to scare and dissuade foreigners

thanks for sharing

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For me it's Heart of Midlothian

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Did you at least make use of the actual banana afterwards?

if you drink beer you can tongue my rear

id recommend it
i used to try tape or shit like that to get the peel to stay put, but a condom is way better and easier

if you drink wine you can plumb my line

yeah i ate the insides of the banana
it was more of a mush after going in and out of my ass for 5 minutes but it was tasty

studying at prager university

if you drink water ill finger your daughter

Nice.

full time mad bastard

sucking a golf ball

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scromiting but mostly vomiting

la la la sucking a golf ball la la la farting an egg YAWN A YAWN YAWWWN BRIT weve ered it ALL BEFORE!!!!!!!! YAWN!!!!!

egg

Whats the most embarrasing thing to happen to you /brit/?

sucking a cricket ball

Waiting for mummy and daddy to go to bed so I can watch my sex movies

sucking a golf ball
farting an egg
munching quavers.
now finna poo.

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don't even joke about something like that

diddunt poo yestereen so got a big one brewing

the banana was closed at all times while it was in my ass
nothing wrong with some mashed banana after a nice session of anal sex

my genitals were hexed

piss me pants in primary
twice

ive shagged a vegetable in my time but you should be killed

Sara supporting Liverpool

my life

sucking a dog ball

having sex with a dog

Love a good mashed banana.
youtube.com/watch?v=xk8PqG7vktg

pants fell down in public

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lost my belts to a fat spic manlet

sucking a light bulb

fingering my cat

sounds like some moralfag gibberish to me
i could literally serve you a banana that was in my ass and you wouldnt notice

Off to Belfast tomorrow lads
What's good over there?

got caught shagging my english teacher

maisie used to visit there once a year to film her shit dragon programme
now its completely pointless

was at my friends house and told him his mom was hot
it was supposed to be RP but he took it literally and didnt invite me over anymore

absolutely nothing

>"pride" month
fuck off poof

dont understand maths numbers bollocks

bout 2 poo with not much toilet paper lol
wish me luck, shall update in a bit

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on a trip in primary school i was bullied in to talking about sex by all of the cool kids which resulted in me getting bollocked by my year six teacher for twenty five solid minutes in the middle of the busy classroom, would describe it as a formative experience

hit the gym, get a shower, have a sex

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screaming at the top of my lungs in religious ecstasy

just wash your arse in the sink lol

nearly finished my peanut butter sarndwich

oh, and then on a trip to brussels to learn the intricacies of the european union i accidentally told the head of sixth form that i loved her because we'd all been taking advantage of the lower drinking age and boozing all afternoon

blog on

was it pukka

already did
already did
women are disgusting and horribly unhygienic

good because I'm only there from Monday evening to Wednesday morning

she pull you off in the chocolate factory?

As a homo I actually hate pride month too
Complete shit made up so corporations can pander to us and sell rainbow colored garbage