/brit/

What's the California of UK? You know what I mean

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feel a bit strange today

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dry crying

why do you post this lad

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howling

do you want to know?

yeah dude it freakin sucks, it's fuckin gay as shit my niqqa

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=cuBEs-KjofU

chad

shithead cunt

Either complete cringe or the ultimate alpha im not sure which

guarantee this lad got dumped the moment they've finished secondary school and she's realised that 25+ year olds with jobs are more than willing to spend their wages on her for clothes, meals out etc in exchange for sex

Single mum in my dms

Debating it she’s got back

yeah you rule

Need hapa gf ASAP

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cor

>she's got b(l)ack (man's mulatto baby to look after)

Want Emma Watson to squeeze out a fresh turd into my open mouth.

How easy is it for an American to work in Britain? What would I have to do?

thots btfo

toil is fine

weekends are the worst, especially during summer

She white and the nipper

Maybe the next one

find a job first

thanks brah

fuck off we're full

goodbye tram

bit cynical maybe they're happy together

Donald n word

>my vagina when he says he didn't vote Corbyn

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cheeky

Basiert

Hahaha #banter
Hahahaha #toplad absolute legend love island bgt hahaha ladbible strongbow and footie Waaaaay #nandoswiththelads

who /liverpool/ here?

nothing worse than being out and about on a hot summer's day and seeing young, toned, qts with their legs and shoulders and tummies on display and remembering how lonely and horny you are and that you'll never get to be intimate with them because you're a horrible weird virgin spasmoid

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waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you absolute LEDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where did you find this

link?

this lad shags

have sex you odious vile little spasticated virgin FREAK

nachos, flanders style!

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Me

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the duality of man

Drinking my daily liter of milk lads

watching that midge on itv

London is open to everyone except yanks mate

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you can just tell sometimes looking at a couple that they started going out when they were 14 and their entire social sphere extended to their school year and no further but then 3 years later she's grown into a 9/10 and the lad's still plodding along doing his part time shift at JD Sports and suddenly she's getting attention from higher up the social ladder and it's destined to fall apart

t. expert social analyser

Hire an escort.

>wah im sad :((

shut up bender

smeg on cucumber slices

nachos, Sneed style!

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adam got to ride eve, pretty jealous because she was peng

what does “identity” mean to you, lads?

Wasn't Eve Jewish? Why is everyone in the Bible Jewish?

core

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Pakistani Muslim that defended Isis members is dictating what is and isn’t British

This is America
Don't catch you slippin' up
Don't catch you slippin' up
Look what I'm whippin' up
This is America (woo)
Don't catch you slippin' up
Don't catch you slippin' up
Look what I'm whippin' up
This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
Don't catch you slippin' up (ayy)
Look at how I'm livin' now
Police be trippin' now (woo)
Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
Guns in my area (word, my area)
I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
I gotta carry 'em
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag
Yeah, yeah, or I'ma get the pad
Yeah, yeah, I'm so cold like yeah (yeah)
I'm so dope like yeah (woo)
We gon' blow like yeah (straight up, uh)

imagine the first shag
wonder how long he lasted

have sex

*says some unfunny drivel*
give me my (You)'s please

>haha! Bacon wrapped in bacon wrapped in bacon! I'm so manly! Beer, bacon, boobs!

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who?

kys

haven't shagged in months
need to do it now

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oh would you fuck off
the bacon meme started off with you lot and infected the rest of the world

Where did you get this picture from?

okay whats your address x

loving this trend of slags wearing dresses that advertise the fact that they're not wearing any knickers, especially if they're posh grammar school totty

was thinking of making a game like CK2 but you can expel the Jews then I remembered you can already so that in CK2

just gave the pubes a summer buzz cut

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10 Downing Street

Was it banter? Yorkshire says YES

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she's clearly not a posh grammar school totty but I know what you mean

do yanks even have good bacon?

Think of the smell

trollop looks like she hasn't had an original thought in her life

that girl is most definitely not grammar school material

blog on

fake news

used to play vicky2 with some of the mods posted in /gsg/
one added a decision that let you kill all the non-native pops in your country which was pretty cool

Yanks have the BEST bacon!

he wasn't saying that though
reading comprehension

I shall ask again, what does “identity” mean to you, /brit/?
I expect at least a handful of replies this time ‘round.

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WHERE’S THE MONEY FOR GRINFILL SAINT THERESA?