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The Koreans are coming

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

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Good afternoon lads))

Hi

When does the Ukrainian model leave?

I had a dream about a girl from ip u haven’t talked to or thought about in months. In the dream she sent me nudes but then said “I’m sending this to every guy from interpals”. What could it mean? It made me sad but I don’t know why

she's sending nudes to every guy on interpals.

/Kuila
hope nobody steals my qt

Lol really
Post nudes

Should I cook eggs?

It means you have a cuck fetish

Irina will go back tuesday, sadly she couldn't find a job a model, but she says she will come back in few months to work in a resort in Deagu. No its not some sexual resort, its a children resort where she will dance and be a princess etc. God the days she was here she made me feel like a man, She showed me the leash/choker she had when we skyped. Sex was good, asslicking fucking amazing. You know the turkish milf like barely touched my asshole with her lips, she just kinda pushed her tongue in my asshole, but Irina, omg, it was like she was making out with my asshole and licking with passion and kissing it etc. When I came I fucking came like a rocket hahah

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>but Irina, omg, it was like she was making out with my asshole and licking with passion and kissing it etc. When I came I fucking came like a rocket hahah
Kek. When does your next qt arrive? Is it the French Moroccan?

Just think. One day that girl will be the wife of some poor guy and the mother of his children.

>he still doesn't have a korean qt

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Korean girls don’t like white men

Yeah, the hotter french/moroccan though, the other french/moroccan is not coming she said :/ At least this year she will be going to angiers with senpai. Pic related the left that will be coming in few weeks :^)
Lol, the you probably don't want to hear the watersport I did with her? :^)
When we were skyping few months back, she told me about her ex and how good he was. So I pretended to be offended and said that because I am korean, she expected me to be just "cute" like her kpop idols and accused her of racism and hung up. :^)
For few days she was begging me and saying to me that she didn't mean like that, and that she would make me feel like a "man" and how I could do anything, degrade her etc when she would come. I did all ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
I peed on her, but of course on in bathroom. I made her lick my asshole, made her walk naked on fours while I lead her on leash. It was glorious ㅋㅋㅋ

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This french/moroccan can't come this year :/
And I already showed you her nudes. She is also very hot.

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>I peed on her
Lmao

and that, kids, is why you should stay away from koreaboos

Why are they like this? they seem much more mental than weaboo girls

i heard the ukrainian drank thousands gallon of ethanol after ass licking

Anyone here experienced performance anxiety/ed? How did you combat it? My first time a few months ago I couldn't get an erection and I have another chance to get laid on Saturday. What the fuck can I do so I don't fuck this up?

Not fuck thots. That’s why you couldn’t get it up. You’re intimidated of thots because they know so much more than you, not only that. But you know they don’t care about your wellbeing. So they could easily fuck you over if they want to.

If you were having sex with your gf, then you wouldn’t have anxiety because you’d trust her and feel relaxed because you know she has your well-being in mind

Don't wank for the week leading up to it, maybe have a slight drink to relax but don't get drunk.

I do what I do, geunikka neon neona jalhasyeo
You can’t stop me lovin’ myself

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I've been trying nofap but can't last more than 2 weeks. And to be honest my balls just hurt after not wanking for a few days. Has anyone here tried Viagra? I got some at the pharmacy yesterday and I might pop one on Saturday. I've heard it doesn't work on some guys and I really don't want to be in that fucking small percentile where it doesn't

You have to chill out, it's almost entirely psychological not physical problems

It's this consider telling her that you get nerves and ask her to help you get relaxed. If she likes you she won't care that much.

I would usually be more chilled. But my chance to get laid on Saturday is meeting my online Russian gf where we'll be holidaying around Europe for the next 2 weeks. If I can't get it up on day one it's going to be an awkward 2 weeks

I want to talk with a foreign qt but not with some kpop whore

My anxiety isn’t helping me with trying Interpals or whatever international socializing stuff. Do I not stand a chance unless I am a tall, handsome stud?

Why wouldn't you take advantage of a kpop whore? Retard

You'll be fine just try talking to people. You'll get attention from Koreaboos but not all of them are that mental and by talking to them your anxiety will get easier to deal with. Just try a bit at a time

are u the canadian living in seoul

Don’t be rude.

I have experiences on mobile app for matching koreans and foreigners interested in korean culture (99% being teenage girls into kpop). There was a time I used to be enthusiastic on meeting people and made a girlfriend but my relationship with her ended as a disaster. Since then I have grown out of my obsession with that app now I find koreaboos insufferable. Simple as

아니 그냥 autistic한 한국인

damn, I am ashamed to see so many grammatical errors I made. My apologies

Your English is fine, don't worry about it.

ㅋ 나도^..^

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You're* English is fine

Because lets be honest, some of these koreaboos see some asian guys as their kpop idols. So if you thought you met your sex idol, wouldnt you do anything for her? :^)

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This latina slut promised me to lick my dirty place, be my sub for the two weeks she is here if I promise to show her around.
Life is good now as a korean. I hope this kpop craze goes for like ages. I want to humiliate/degrade white sluts for long time :^)

Sorry but this is a Portuguese speaking website

/swolepals/

How did you discover your love of ass play?

In canada lol, but its just her tongue or lips on my asshole. I don't like fingers or other things in my ass. I just like the degrading part. Imagine, the place where you shit, the most disgusting part of your body, and this cute foreign girl, licks it, kisses it, makes out with it. Try it once and make a girl do it, and you will never go back. I gurantee it. My dick gets rockhard thinking about it :^)

Do they actually notice that you get a boner?

You are joking right? Mostly its during blowjob, and then I ask them what we talk about and just grab my legs so they can go lower and stick/lick the asshole with their tongue. Of course they know I have a hard on when they do that. Ukrainian girl,is great at dirty talking,sh was saying stuff like "do you like that master"? "I am licking your ass clean" etc. The funny thing is, in her native country she would go to church a lot since her parents are so religious and they would take her to church a lot.

But do they use microscope during the SEX?

youtube.com/watch?v=lrWfJ2IQHy0
God I hope the Korean dude in this who gets the American girl pregnant and gets guilted into marriage is what happens to the Korean poster assuming he's not larping

>she left me on read
it’s fucking OVER

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he's larping

send her another message after a few days

I am and whenever she responds it’s always “I’m working D:” even when it’s like 6pm EST
I just want to get to know her, she seems so sweet and she wouldn’t have the heart to tell me to fuck off if I’m being too pressing

I got my Iranian on whatsapp now what?

Just chat about life in Iran. I had an Iranian Qt for a while, she was an atheist and severely depressed because of her shit life in Iran. Atheist Iranian women are prisoners in their own country. Be her white Knight in shining armour

Send her pictures of Canada, have her show you Iran. Just get to know each other better. Also, video call

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A couple years ago I had a different Iranian qt who was atheist and severely depressed as well. I don't know if this one is atheist and she doesn't seem depressed, but she said she thinks Islam is bullshit.

Yeah I did say I want to show her some pictures from where I live. Not sure I really want to see a lot of pictures of Tehran though, it looks like a pretty depressing place.

have sex

i’ve been losing my sexual desire these days since broke up with ex

That sounds like depression, go see a doctor or call gook Samaritans

I'm available

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No you're not, your arse is mine portugay

Bring lube next time bb