/zoomer/ holdings co

This thread is for zoomers only. If you're over the age of 23, get out

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over 19, gramps

over 18 reporting in you fucken piece of shit fag!

21 is zoomer??

Lil' Zoom here. Thinking of putting my summer job money in an equal distribution of HOT, BNB, LINK, and XTZ. What do fellow zoomers think. Maybe some XMR?

>born before 2016

No fucking way you're that old and holding crypto, right?

>turned 23 4 days ago

>Too hip for boomers, not cool enough for zoomers

I am consigned to being a stinky linkie

24 year old zoomer that's turning into a boomer, how can I stave off the...


HIGHWAYYYYYY TO HELLLLLLLL

Holding Nano, eth and bitcoin cash
Might as well kill myself

why are 26 and up year olds such pricks and always looking down on us

27 right here

How's it going, kids?

>over 18
k

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Im 29 just came to tell you that you are faggots and forever virgins.

this

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Because you act as if you‘re 26 or up but aren‘t.

based

Btc
Iota
Verge
Xrp
Tron
Link

Gen x'er here, just wanted to let you guys know that we're proud of you.
Fucking boomers and millenials... am i right?
BTW... on my way to Costco, do you need anything?

*crack*

That’s a lot of shitcoins ya got

ya, can I get 1 large bag of pistachios, one of those huge boxes of Goldfish, and a case of monsters?

19 y/o Gen Zyklon reporting in, my portfolios been fucking red all week. Thank you.

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27 turning 28 in a month.

Girlfriends away, boys are coming over tonight, gonna crush some brews get loaded and BBQ some meats

All demographics are usually judged by the worst of the group. It’s unfair but you can prove people wrong easily by not being like the worst 80% of any demo

>tfw zoomer-passing by age
>boomer as far as "cultural" things go
hmm

>being a lil zoom and missing the best time to buy bitcoin
>can't even buy bitcoin with student loans because school costs too fucking much now and Bitcoin is 6k instead of 10 dollars

Reminder zooms are laggards and will never know what it feels like to mine on free school electricity with their laptop

What are zoomer memes?
Asking for a friend

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cool story bro

20 here
RLC

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22 year old zoomer reporting in

.6 ETH
The only coin still falling.

39y old baby zoomer here

17 yo here. Holding 21.5 LTC and a little under .2 BTC

27 years old greatest generation here

LEAVE OUR THREAD BOOMER NO NO NO!!1

THIS IS OUUUR THREAD!! OUUUR THREAD!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

MODERN DAY WARRIOR, MEAN MEAN STRIDE
TODAYS TOM SAWYER, MEAN MEAN PRIDE

DUNDUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA
DUNDUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA

If Satan says so

30 y/o boomer here, hey there fellow kids

newfags

24 next month. yikes

Just turned 24 holy fuck I'm old

I'm 24 (born in 1994) and a zoomer. Millennial cutoff is 1993.

based boomer

19 year old zoomer, what's up fuckers

what do you guys do for jobs? I do web development/seo

Also hols iota and im hurting :/

desu you highschoolers don't know how to lurk. You come to a board with zero knowledge and nothing to contribute, yet you feel the need to post. Your posts are inevitably gibberish or memes. You're not serious about money at all so we laff at you goofy

>tfw 19 year old zoomer obsessed with Bitcoin when I was in seventh grade and it was less than $10
>Didn't have any money or a computer so didn't buy any
>Still don't hold any crypto
JUST

fuck off beta male

Same thing but I'm a boomer. Oh crap this is the zoomer thread. I'm sorry, I have a small penis and low reading comprehension

Is that boomer slang for gay sex? Sure sounds like it

Also we've systematically sold your future into slavery TY zoomer slaves.

23 years old checking in. Recently had a job interview in the valley that went well but no idea if I'll actually get it but whatever. Staying afloat on contract work and occasionally doing door dash on the side. Recently bought an 03 Z4 and I'm cruising real cool now.

100% in Turtlecoin

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I'm a 32 year old boomer
Kill me now

Bullshit, I'm 23 and identify way more heavily with millennial culture.

Me too brother

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22 yo zoomzoom here
All in LINK

You gonna smoke those meats, bro?

45 year old Zoomer here-own Proctor and Gamble, Microsoft and McDonalds

33 year old boomer you zommer faggots need to invest in real estate and stocks not these shitcoins

19yo-23yo can choose between Milenial and zoomer it depends on how and were you grew up