Balkanize your country, and explain the different entities it would spawn

Instead of doing the typical "GREATER X COUNTRY" thread, let's do the opposite.

Imagine your country if it vanished even if it's unlikely, and post the map with explanations.
In France case here's what would happen:

>Normandie
>Bretagne
>Anjou
>Parisis
>Champagne
>Aquitaine
>Bourgogne
>Toulouse
>Provence

Territories lost:
>To Belgium (or Maybe Netherlands would go for Belgium's ass and annex it lol)
Basically a part of the Haut de France would obviously go to Belgium, but they would lost Eupen Malmedy and Luxembourg

>To Germany
The obvious Alsace-Lorraine meme. No need to go further.

>To Italy
Savoie and Alpes Maritimes (Nice)

>To spain
Full Catalonia and Basque

The dominant countries would probably Aquitaine and Bourgogne.

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I believe Norway is too small a community to be balkanized, and the differences are not really there except extremely nuanced ones that makes no difference.

>this Aquitaine
yikes

Some of these don't make any sense...
Why is Asturias divided in 4 pieces?

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These borders are provinces split in half arbitrarily. There's a border going straight through the middle of Malmö.

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>Balkanize your country
>YOUR COUNTRY
>YOUR
>COUNTRY

>Post Retarded Euro-Bordergore…

Russia never fails

>Lappi/Lapland
Nothing much, Rovaniemi, Tornio and Kemi probably try to fend off the Oulu cunts. Some Russian influence. Relatively stable and co-operates with the Swedes and Norwegians.
>Oulu reich
No money for the outer municipalities, everyone pays tribute to the Most Serene Reich of Oulu. Strong population and identity built on Jeesus Ristus and technological advancement. Paska Kaupunni.
>Swedish Bothnia/Bättre folk men inte i Sverige
Swedes don't give a shit and create a state of their own. Fap and fish daily, especially on boat. Strong navy, good relations with Sweden.
>Sweden
Åland goes back to mamma. No free-moneys though.
>Turku and co.
Honestly, Turku might not be that significant as it used to be, but it'd still stand against the homo-cucks of Helsinki, still some homo-gay. Strong navy, good mobilization. Co-operation with Sweden and occasionally with Satakunta.
>Hell-sink(i)
Large population and strong navy keep them afloat. Co-operation with the EU, Sweden and Estonia. Strongest economy, but refugees everywhere. Russia makes them shit bricks.
>Kainuu
LoL who?
>Satakunta
Nazi-Pori rules supreme in between Turku and Bothnia, keep the Tampere communists out of the sea. Semi-good navy and army.
>Tampere
Communism everywhere, strong industry. Penetrates the neighbors and constantly tries to pound Satakunta. Co-operation with the Ruskies and Helsinki.
>Savo-Karjala
Try to be their own thing, population drainage causes them to defect to the Russians. Hard to mobilize, fishing and rural area. Weak economy. Norppa and lakes.

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this more or less

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souf is split into historical kingdoms
>cornwall
>sussex
>essex
>east anglia
(all slave states of >wessex )

Scotland is Scotland
Wales is Wales
Isle of Man is Isle of Man

London, norf and midul are sunk into the sea where they belong

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We're already a federation so I guess the states would just become independent

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Wouldn't Sachsen states just unify?

Norway is already a division of the greater Scandinavia.

not him but they are quite different, especially lower saxony (where the original Saxons live) and the other 2 Saxon states (Frank, Saxon, slav mutts). I could see the East uniting except for Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. Rheinland-Pfalz and Saarland could unite too, other than that its ok as is

This should be pretty precise. At least for Italy, I don't know for the other countries

I don't know why it didn't post the pic

What the FUCK is happening

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An even more accurate map

From top to bottom
>Sapmí
the country that would make the most sense becoming independent and where the lapps can larp freely

>Västerbotten
A free norf just like in that one show :)

>Jämtland
The swedish norwegian creatura, also the realm where trolls will rape you

>Dalarna
Just to fill the map because it might aswell be a part of Svealand

>Svealand
Stockholm and Sweden proper, all pretentious swedes who post online are from here, would collapse and become a vassal of SUOMI in 10 years

>Västgötaland (gellow)
Weird unfunny people are from here and awll work at the docks, would be a tribute state to the norwegians

>Småland/Östergötland
Shitty republic which would become the battlefield between the future danish and finnish wars

>Gotland
Would either become its own happy merchant republic or a russian base or better yet a penal colony

>SKÅNELAND
Would instantly fall into the BVLL danish hands, the only region which would prosper tenfold unlike the other states, Paludan would be elected prince of Scania

(Also not sure if Norway would annex anything but if they would, they'd go for the border provinces marked with a red dot)

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>gets Alsace-Lorraine wrong
Typical 21st century Frenchman.

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Red = based people who secretly hate gays and love their own culture

black = cancer, immigrant filled LGBT shithole

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Except the map isn't accurate enough to take Lorraine off, some Champagne territories would be taken as well.