20 yrs old

Haha what a loser, my parents are dead so i live alone in huge apartment

Enlist and get military neetbux

>ever moving out of your parent's house
27 and going strong

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Hi SSG Sanchez

You're missing the joy of paying $2k for rent or $3k a month for mortgage.
What a loser, really.

based

Good afternoon! My name is Staff Sergeant Johnson and I was wondering if you still wanted more information about joining the Army or Army Reserves. If so, plz give me a ring or text back so I can set up an appointment to see how we can help you!! Have an awesome day!!

20 isn't even old lol

Currently doing this. Went Air Force, now I just have a chill job where I only work fifteen days a month and going to get my own apartment at the end of summer.

Based

>be American

>graduate high school
>if you're lucky and have friends, your parents might host a pleasant little celebration
>"Congratulations, son, you're a real man now!"
>spend the summer at home, reveling in your newfound freedom
>soon it's the eve of your eighteenth birthday, and you're eagerly awaiting whatever petty cash prizes and gifts might be sent by relatives

>wake up in the morning
>somehow the bed has disappeared beneath you
>you realize, with some confusion, that you've been sleeping atop a single sheet
>there's nothing in your room whatsoever
>all of your clothes, video games and electronics have vanished

>"M-mom? D-dad?" you call out
>you run downstairs, worried that a cat burglar has struck
>are your parents okay?

>but everything everywhere else is still where it should be, minus old family pictures and portraits of you
>run out into the driveway

>boxes of all your possessions are piled atop the asphalt, a U-Haul already parked at the curb

>dad jumps out from behind some bushes, grabs you by the shoulders and tells you it's time to man up
>slaps a fiver in your hand says, "Time to get out there in the real world, kiddo! Here's some cash to get you started. Good luck! When I was your age, I had a tippity-top-tier job in the General Motors factory!"

>tfw forced to start paying $550 per month to live 10 minutes away in a cramped apartment with three other outcasts
>tfw dad laughs at you when you ask for help with student loans
>"Kid, just get a job. We're not always going to be here to support you. Why, when I was your age, I paid the tuition for my associate's degree in assembly-line picking-and-putting by working as a janitor!"

>tfw get homesick a month later
>dad tells you to schedule an appointment to visit at least two weeks in advance

>tfw graduate with $50,000 in debt and a nonexistent family support network

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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>$550 per month
I fuckin wish. I was paying $700 at 18 and ended up having to work fulltime while going to college cause of "muh bootstraps". American boomers deserve to be guillotined

I've met 30 yo that had to move back to their parents house because the job market is awful