what are some scandinavian jokes about Sweden?
What are some scandinavian jokes about Sweden?
Matthew Hall
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William Parker
How embarrassing
Benjamin Morgan
why did a swede men cross the road?
to go to a GAY BAR :DDDDDD
Robert Myers
tell me a joke about us
Samuel Reed
Alexander Perez
Crimea joke about Ukrainians.
Chase Myers
Here the sexual act between three people is called "Swedish threesome" so most jokes revolve around that:
An Old Swedish fairy tale: Once upon a time there was an old grandpa and two grandmas.
Evan Cook
What's a "svensj"? learn to talk.
Hudson Long
Just some boring and generic jokes about how stupid they are.
>why did a Swede bring a car door to the desert?
>So he could roll down the window
I'm not really a fan.
Nathan Johnson
har ni fyr?
Jonathan Torres
jokes about germans are usually about german women being ugly and manly
Bentley Morgan
norge/sverigevittsar are the exact same just with norweigan switched to swede and vice versa.
Lincoln Davis
based italy
Nicholas Jones
>What is the difference between a Turk and a Bavarian?
The Turkish person can speak better German.
Hudson Torres
Actual modern joke would be like
>An Old Swedish fairy tale: Once upon a time there were three grandpas: Bjorn, Abdi and Mohhamad
Xavier Ward
WHY DID SWEDE CROSS ROAD??????????????????????????????
TO GO TO GAYBAR!!!!!!!!
Anthony Kelly
>Hungary
>Scotland
What?
Landon Reyes
HAHA haha ha
Adrian Cook
Chase Rogers
WHY SWEDE MAN CAN NOT SAY 70???????????????????????????
HE HAVE MOUTH FULL AFTER 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Owen Powell
Why do you never play hide and seek with a swede?
Who the fuck would try to find a swede?
Brayden Morris
Its a long story, but basically anti-semitism was banned in Hungary after WW2 so they switched Scot with Jew and kept telling the same jokes
Ian Cruz
How do swedes take their condoms off? by farting
What are 3 swedes on the seabed? a good start
How to spot a swedish intellectual?
he can read without moving his lips
How do you brainwash a swede?
by giving him enema
How to sink a swedish submarine?
knock the door
What happens when a swede runs at wall with a boner?
he breaks his nose
Why do swedes die while having sex?
condom packets say you have to wear them
What is the difference between a swede and cancer?
cancer can develop
What is the natural dope for finnish skiers?
a swede too close behind his back
Why did a swede drive around a city block?
car's turning signal wouldn't go off
What is the difference between a swede and a cuckoo clock?
a cuckoo clock you pull from the front and it goes "tik, tak, tik, tak"
a swede you pull from behind and he goes "tack, tack, tack, tack"
How many straight swedes do you need to change a lightbulb?
both of them
Dominic Parker
Is Italy the only based and redpilled country of Europe?
Angel Collins
that's how real norwegian in western norway talk, the cucks, niggers and sandniggers in the oslo area are not representative and we would be better off if you had anschlussed Oslo and the surrounding areas
Carter Martin
I dont want oslo fags in my country though. they are the stockholm of norwsy
Lucas Bailey
our Jow Forumsernational jokes usually feature multiple nationalities
Logan Williams
So dei passar inn perfekt altso, det er kva du seie?
Parker Clark
jag är en G Ö T O X E.
sv*ar och västlandsk*lter kan dra åt helvete från GÖTALAND
Gabriel Anderson
Ayden Edwards
>italians make joke about italians
tell me one of these jokes italians
Nolan Cox
Krinsj
Mason Gutierrez
Lmao
Luke Fisher
Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road?
A: FUGGEDABOUTIT
Oliver Price
Why wasnt Jesus born in Sweden? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
HAHAHAHAHA im literally hurling up my organs rn
Henry Bennett
Landon Hernandez
mobbning e ej okej....
Benjamin Allen
>Finnish guy and Swedish guy talking
>Finnish guy: "hey Sven, guess what, I have a crocodile that sucks dick in my house"
>S: "no way, I don't believe you"
>F: "come, I'll show you"
>They go to F's house and indeed there is the crocodile there
>F whistles for it to come, hits him in the head a few times with a baton
>Crocodile proceed to suck his dick
>F: "see? Wanna try?"
>S: "sure, but no need to hit me with the baton"
Owen Stewart
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Luis Young
Alexander Wilson
Matthew Ortiz
kek
Ayden Watson
this is a real joke btw
t. eri
Nicholas Hill
>What is the difference between a swede and a cuckoo clock?
a cuckoo clock you pull from the front and it goes "tik, tak, tik, tak"
a swede you pull from behind and he goes "tack, tack, tack, tack"
Reminds me of a WW2-era German joke:
What’s the difference between Rommel and a clock?
Clock goes forward and says: ’Tic tac, tic tac.’ Rommel goes backwards and says: ’Tactic, tactic.’
Camden Hill
Meme map. Most of our jokes are about Slovaks being dumb or Romanians being evil
Jayden Smith
we definitely make more jokes about our own counties/provinces than we do the UK
Brody Thompson
German humour is no laughing matter
Daniel Gray
>Bosnians tell jokes about Germans
What about Serbs?
Gavin Thomas
okay, I laffed
Camden White
What are Estonian jokes about Finland like?
Joseph Phillips
Do Belarusians never joke?
Eli Hernandez
Ian Torres
Belarus life no joke: no potato, politburo kill son, take wife, other son alcoholic
Mason Cooper
i dont get the joke the frenchie tells
Robert Wright
Well, Pablo, after one bread the belly isn't empty anymore.
Nolan Ward
why is that a joke
its stupid
Brandon Mitchell
That's exactly what i thought.
Jack Lopez
>Hungary
>Not us
W-what about all the hot sweaty hatesex we were going to have
Eli Jackson
interesting
there are quite a few Finnish jokes about Scottish niggardliness
Brandon Powell
What's a joke about Greeks?
Owen Long
I've never heard people say kvar instead of hvar irl.
Sounds stupid tbqh.
krinsh
Gabriel Watson
>How to sink a swedish submarine?
>knock on the hatch
How to sink it again?
Knock on the hatch and they will open it to tell you they won't be fooled by the same trick twice.
Christian Bell
A Swiss, a Belgian and a Frenchman are in a German prison. One day, they try to escape, but they have to jump over a large brick wall.
The Swiss tries his luck first. He jumps, and inadvertently makes one brick fall.
Suddenly, the German guard shouts:
>Halt! Who goes there?
The Swiss answers:
>Woof! Woof!
It's now the turn of the Frenchman. He makes three bricks fall.
The German guard shouts:
>Halt! Who goes there??
The Frenchman answers:
>Meow! Meow!
Finally, the Belgian takes his attempt and makes five bricks fall. The guard screams:
>HALT!!! Who goes here?!
And the Belgian answers:
>It's the cat again!!
Jayden Reed
Elijah Allen
Baserad
Easton Jenkins
Adrian Flores
My Tatarstan captured Ukrainians :(
Ayden Diaz
It's about Scots being penny pinchers
Christopher Morris
Wow, Belarus is no joke
BA DUM TISS
Nathan Myers
based Visigoth
Josiah Nelson
How do you know that the account is empty? If the language at the ATM is automatically in Greek.
Brody Diaz
Angel Stewart
Why wasn't Jesus born in Sweden?
Because there are no 3 wise men or virgins to be found
Hudson Rodriguez
heres a joke: why do norweigans speak danish?
because they were a conquored people
Owen Gutierrez
heres a joke: why do swedes don't speak swedish anymore?
because they are a conquored people
James Brooks
A swede, a dane, a norwegian and an icelander were on a plane.
The norwegian said "I'll do this for Norway", and jumped off the plane.
The Icelander said "I'll do this for Iceland", and jumped off the plane.
The dane said "I'll do this for Denmark", and threw the swede off the plane
Leo Bennett
Levi Hill
why finns so smart?
because theyre asians lol
Aiden Rivera
How do you spot virgin little girls in Belgium ?
>They run faster than their father
What do Belgian mothers do when the baby's bath is too hot ?
>they put gloves
Jack Peterson
Why do Belgian People wear condoms on their hand when gathering wood ?
>Because you can catch AIDS with a faggot
Camden Wilson
Swede forgot his keys inside his car. He had to call a locksmith to get his family out.
Did you hear about the swede whose library burned down? Both his books burned and one wasnt even fully colored yet.
Two swedes were pondeing how far africa is. "Cant be too far, I have an african co-worker and he comes to work with bicycle"
Why don't swedes eat pickels? Cant fit head in jar.
Swedish perpetual motion machine: a note with "flip" written on both sides
Swedish scientists combined two safety gadgets; a parachute and an airbag. Result was a parachute that opens on impact.
Finn swede and norwegian were stuck on a desert island. A fairy appeared and promised to grant each a wish. The norwegian wished for a plane to come get him. The finn ordered a helicopter. Since the norwegian and finn had left the swede felt lonely and wished the fairy would bring them back.
Benjamin Barnes
Why were the three wise men from the east?
There were none to be found to the west.
Ethan Morales
Akta dig dansk
Erövrade år 980 och
Annekterad
Luis Green
just that theyre gay
Juan Mitchell
Liam Russell
>implying
Nathan Lopez
Dominic Lopez
trash map
Adam Gutierrez
Bogmål er igge dansg, mand. Det er todald anderlædes, jeg lover. Bogmål har igge dansg indflydelse!
Caleb Thomas
Joshua Evans
I don't get it
still laughed at your delivery
Andrew Watson
Any Spaniard here? Please tell Portuguese jokes
Robert Jackson
its just jokes and banter, no need to get riled up
Anthony Gonzalez
Thoughts on this man's dialect? youtu.be/WxvfQvlQ_2U
Adam Richardson
It's all the same fucking jokes.
Joshua Nelson
Charles Foster
Yeah I was quite surprised when I heard Norgay joked about us and used the same jokes. I legit though Norwegians were dumb as a child.
Jeremiah Baker
Me no comprende norsk, translation pretty plz?
Nathan Lopez
Jordan Adams
Do Nordics speak singing or it's just you?