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>Population of Scotland: 5.40 million
>Population of Wales: 3.11 million
>Population of Northern Ireland: 1.86 million

>Population of England: 53.01 million

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No arguments in this thread. How's your day lads.

what's rorke's theoretical framework for his criticism of modern Britain?

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Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism

you've jinxed it there, hope you're fucking happy

What's leftypol's rationalization of rotherham?

baby got back

any more?
looks like a bird I work with before she got knocked up

5 years time by Noah and the whale

shut up you fucking twat

Would deporting all muslims reduce the chances of terrorists attack in the UK?

Would it make us safer? Yes or no.

shove it up your arse mate

I have altruism for my own people
Don't have any for non whites

7 and I shave all my hair

He'd probably start with the end of WWII and work forwards

The vaginas of white English girls would be safer

He doesn’t have any structure to his arguments and just repeats whatever he hears in the daily mail

i think ~10 years ago before "diversity" and "representation" where things people were conscious of the white male protagonist wasn't something that white males could identifywith exclusively but rather a featureless cultural default which anyone can self insert into

once people were propagandised with all this hyper conscious "diversity" and "representation" chat the white male lead became seen as a literal represention of a white male and having a white male lead became seen a consciously hostile, exclusionary act.

i am a genuinely boring person
there’s nothing i enjoy more than lying on my bed staring into space
or listening to the same 6 songs over and over

choon

youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME

I'd personally start at the end of the first Anglo-Boer war

strongly relate

>a fragile brown baby might have his feelings hurt if he doesn't see any brown people on the Jewish television

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Need advice, I think I fucked up.

On a horny boost moment, I downloaded grindr and hit up the trans tribe. Sent 3 messages, only one answered, escort. Whatever. Asked her for her rates and went for it.

"She" was a chubby pilipino, had nice ass and titties. A cute tummy. Face is visibly male but could also pass for a chubby Asian woman.
Went to her condo and told her it was my first time.
Some pre sroey: I was only with one biological girl before and I found out I have visible problems getting hard even though I'm horny. Never happens when masturbating, this is an actual-sex problems and I'm starting to suspect it has something to do with neural links to pleasure in my hand getting tied to specific hand motions.
I explained the situation and she was fine with it. Taught me how to clean myself for anal and I did it. Or atleast. I thought.
Spent 15 minutes getting cleaned but shit just kept coming. For reference, I didn't eat anything in 24 hours and already tried cleaning before going.
Eventually it stopped and I shot water. Cleaned up and we went to bed.
She was very gentle and played with me, sucked my nipples, really liked that.
She said she usually doesn't kiss but I was cute so she's OK with it. All seemed well, I started getting hard even.
She took off her gown and it was my first interaction with a cock. I was afraid I'd get regrets. Instead I got hungry. I asked to suck her and she obliged. Felt like sucking on plastic with skin but I liked the energy. Also liked how hard s/he was. Kept blowing for a bit then we 69'd, also felt nice but for some reason even though I visibly see her mouth wrapping my dick, I don't feel much.

Fast forward, she lifts my ass and I get on position. She brings condom and lube and starts slowly inserting into me.
>huh this isn't so ba-
Then I felt a sharp pain in my ass. And as she started moving the pain kept stabbing me like getting poked with a large pen. Needless to say I deflated. I wasn't having "oh shit this is gay" regrets. I don't care anymore, I tried with a girl so I don't feel bad about anything.

Then it happened. I felt a familiar pressure in my ass. I tried telling her I need the toilet but she wasn't completely listening. Eventually I raised my voice and she stopped, slowly started to move her dck out, and brown ooze started to spill. Tranny started panicking abit, I immediately rolled off the bed but the damage was already done to the sheets, she was visibly disgusted but tried to be polite and say I should go to the toilet. Naturally, I did. Shamefully. Tried cleaning myself again and lo and behold. More shit. gooey, small chunky shit. I kept shitting for another 5 minutes I kid you not. Eventually I cleaned up, apologized profusely. She was trying to be patient and said it occasionally happens to new timers, even she felt it on her first time, Yada Yada. Eventually I calmed down and we went to bed, tried getting in the mood again.

It's not that bad. I would say better than NYC. I make pretty good money, though, you're right.

That makes sense. I guess I don't think I've ever even met any.

I've never been to Liverpool. Seems a little out of the way.

Less people usually means less chance of human interaction which means less chance for crime so yes.

You guys are all shoved into every single nook and cranny available. It's no wonder you guys are going insane over there. I'd go apeshit being cramped like that.

Nuthin personnel Drumpf

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a meticulously crafted imitation of schizophrenia

The ramifications of which were?

told a random bird i noticed she was really pretty today and im going on a date with her friday

Who the fuck reads this garbage?

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Not reading that gayblogpost

We kissed and stroked each other, something worked and I got hard again. Asked her to bottom and she obliged, moved into doggy, put condom and lube, and went inside. Well, anal feels better than pussy, is what I learned. But it wasn't enough still. My cock is quite big, actually, and she was visibly in abit of pain, but I kept going. After a minute though, the original problem arose - I can't stay hard. So I kept pushing in but my dick started falling out and getting softer. Before long my hard on lost its energy and the condom started falling off. We stopped and tried kissing and cuddling some more, then I asked if it's ok to try and be topped again.
We tried me on doggy and once again
>oh this is actually better no-
Stabbing pain returned and after a minute the pressure. This time she got up immediately as I marked but shit still leaked. She got visibly mad this time, said I have to pay for the sheets. Agreed and overplayed cause I fucked up, cleaned myself up. More shit. Where is this even coming from?!

At this point I knew it wasn't working. Cshe offered to just cuddle and stroke and I agreed. We masturbsted each other while kissing and came on each other.

We then cuddled for another half hour and she showed me vids of her time as a Miss Philippines lady boy (she was WAY hotter back then like what the fuck).

She kissed me goodbye and we parted ways. This all happened an hour ago.

I enjoyed being with a transexual, and I don't regret the experience. Hell, I want it again. But I have the logistical problems above.

So, here's the question : A) why is it that no matter how much I clean myself more shit comes out? It's not the food this happened when I was alone testing my ass too.

B) Why is it that, pussy or ass, I can't maintain erection?

Guy, Girl, TS. Doesn't matter.

My body is unsexable.

Not enough

The Indian province of Uttar Pradesh is the same size as England and has over 210 million people

yet silly rorkes won't open the borders and let them all in when we've got loads of green space not covered in concrete.

p.s we need to reduce our carbon footprint to zero to stop the climate emergency!

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did a poo

based

in this video is a meticulously crafted imitation of psychopathy

mums

It was the start of the decline
WW1 made it worse and it just kept steady getting worse from there

Decline of the Empire?

mmm spag bol

whenever i see these overpopulated regions and the way their populations live I am utterly horrified

Yeah the British empire

Haha yes, kick the man who is trying to lead the nation back to sanity

If you have an opinion on freedom of speech, identity politics or immigration regardless of which side you’re on I will write you off as boring drone. I like politics but just know you’re a boring twat if that’s your politics

Unbearably peng weather this eve

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Business idea: short brexit

rorke sucking farts

my nigger

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rorke having a think about his ancestors

wish we'd killed more boers desu

you know, I became a civil servant so gradually I didn't even notice

time to take the fatpill

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legalise weed

Ian curtis was a civil servant
Look how he turned out

>going to see a tranny prostitute and literally shitting yourself twice

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michael when you will man up? im waiting in hulme for you or i can come to wherever you wish you stupid cunt

is it inappropriate to go to your local sainsburies/tesco/w.e. shirtless in london?

what you one of those "DUUUDE LOOK AT ME IM SO COOL AND DONT CARE LOL" or just stupid?

A) Uh, you probably have more shit than you think. Isn't this why they have enemas?

B) You're probably nervous with sex, and the nervousness kills you. Maybe it'll go away as you get more comfortable. In the meantime, try buying some viagra. You don't even need a prescription. You should probably stop paying hookers though. It'll never end well.

Just toiled overnight

Now I must toil...overday

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live a few miles from a town that is considered the mecca for travellers

usually just pass over it on my toil commute but the few times I've actually driven through it (usually due to an accident or roadworks) its really quite surreal

theres just these massive gaudy mansions with all sorts of garish statues and shit in the gardens dotted around everywhere next to what is basically a small village on a hill

and of course caravans. oh good god there are a lot of caravans

its like someone tried to make a Beverly Hills in the arsehole of rural Limerick

who do you think my ancestors are

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the fwb just called it quits ahah ah

not like those other girls this one

toil on

The only thing saving Indians from a total black plague is their spices. They have the perfect conditions for a pandemic.

responding to yourself you literal gimp shag off

i've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand

Based and fatpilled

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dunno mate, you are bit of a mystery meat

Absolutely, are you fucking kidding me? Every once in a while I see an English dude sitting at a pub outside shirtless in the summer when it's particularly hot. But that's about it.

I did once go to a 24-hour offie on Gray's Inn Road at like 3:00 a.m. barefoot in a robe, and they didn't have a problem with it, though they did know me.

Its GUIDE
not guy

How do I pull a girl at toil who is 7 years my junior

jews that married european women

only if you go to the gym. no one wants to see a fat sunburnt bloke with his shirt off.

>free trade
so you think countries should not trade? or should they have an alternative trade regime?

>free movement
this only exists between specific countries and in the EU/EEA and ECOWAS (west african countries) as far as I know. in fact if anything immigration regimes are tightening up compared with the pre 2001 world.

quite the redditspaced post that was in retrospect

will be more careful in future

love a good "user watches too much porn and tries to fuck a trap irl and it's a horrible nightmare" parable

Ann Widdecombe has come under fire after she suggested science could "produce an answer" to being gay.

In an interview on Sky News, the newly elected Brexit Party MEP was asked about previous comments she made concerning gay conversion therapy.

She said she had "pointed out that there was a time when it was thought impossible for men to become women".

need to move to York lads
it’s the promised land

I guarantee you’ll miss me
Cuz you changed the way you kissed me

imagine thinking putting your willer in the hole shit comes out of is normal

As I said I like politics, one of my favourite ways to waste time but if you come up to me and talk about trivial matters like whether or not it’s okay to say nigger or if the BBC is racist because they’re not hiring enough young black FtM trannies I will just agree with whatever you say, I have not got the time to listen to the petty matters that are repeated a thousand time on mass media or small media like Jow Forums. I don’t care, I’ve heard it a million times, it’s boring

That's because the immigration spigot was turned on for so long
They just recently turned it off because they fear a nationalist revolution

it probably looks the same with greggs and shit

the english are niggers

Do you really want to? I've been with women who are like in their early 20s (I'm 30). I feel like I have nothing in common with them. It's interesting to see what the youth is doing these days though.

I pulled them at clubs, outside smoking, usually at the end of a night. So try that. It wasn't any different from pulling women my own age.

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