Open Tinder account

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This is why I won't even install the damn app. I fell for the open mind meme and dated a couple of fat chicks in the past and I've learned that they're insecure jealous assholes. One of them even dated me because she was so bitter about her husband watching porn.

separdhi>mizrahi>ashkenazi
I want to fuck a separdhi girl

I had that at one point. I also put "relationship facist" as a jab at all the profiles that said "relationship anarchist".

I only swipe on homely looking girl. Never ran out of right swipes because I only like 5% of them. Usually they liked me back.

They are hot but dumb

Good taste brother

I have not interacted with a single jew that wasnt american irl
how do mizrahis and separdhis act?
are separdhis the latinas of israel?

'ate dogs
'ate travel
'ate fatties
'ate The Office

luv staying local
luv fish
luv exercise
simple as

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sad thing is there are so fucking few of them

I wish we could trade our jews for their separdhis, the ashkenazis seem to want whiter jews in israel anyways

>relationship anarchist
what does that even mean

women don't actually like traveling in the way men do

Mizrahim act basically like the typical middle-easterner except for the ones that we managed to civilize
Sepharadim are kind of middle of the way between Mizrahim and Ashkenazim, they're more civilized and intelligent but are inclined towards Med culture, the women are nothing special, Mizrahi women are hotter

Poly, fwb, casual, one night stands, all that fucking cancerous bullshit.

Be gay with me please. I regularly bike and play tennis, and I make very good spread of fish dishes.

Honestly they're not horrible looking for mexicans.
But do truly attractive women even use tinder?

t. notinder

Yes, there are some very attractive women on tinder.

>Mizrahi women are hotter
what race is this

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Sepharadi or Mizrahi

Since I gained fat - no girls are attracted to me. Only old men are attracted to me now.

if you cant even tell them apart how do you know which ones are hotter lmao

They used to, but most of them were "just looking". Nowadays is mostly certain they're either scams or self praising bitches.

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que parte de mexico es esto

Tinder is fucking bullshit
I've gotten good attention from girls irl, but on Tinder I get fucking nothing

UHH I MEANT FISH IN THE TANK, AS IN LIVING

>girls IRL
There are none.

There's a lot of crossover, but there are certain phenotypes that are obviously Mizrahi, particularly those from North Africa which are the hottest

ugly girls who listen to weird music and binge watch netflix tv series

Same here but they're also fat and normally have children

Idk. I use Grindr.

I attract the nerd hikki type and they're fucking retarded, annoying, bland, personalityless, and don't even have an income (read: will be freely spending money that you worked for)
I'd like myself a working gf who has actual hobbies (not "music, series, youtube") and stuff. At the very least to be the same as myself, and I'm not that outstanding

Tinder bitches are awful. Such a fucking cancer it's pointless even having that app installed

I will need an example of each one. Got my attention.

that aint so bad, whats wrong?

...

not him but I'll be your straight wingman. you sound rather based.

definitely. use a catfish and check for yourself. tinder uses a rating system.

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hay muchas mestizas asi en donde vives? de donde eres? Yo soy mestizo mas guero y quiero una asi

50 km away from Mexico City, don't know where.

/lat/ said that chilangos were indios even though there are a lot of light mestizos there

>/lat/
Keep away from them at all cost

>The girl on the left
HNNNNGGGG

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state of you m8

PLA spyware

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LITERALLY only girls that know me from highschool which was 8 years ago.

What gays do you attract then?

i don't have the self-esteem to use dating sites
i use interpals but i can rest assured that i will never actually interact with these people

Everyone I guess. I look pretty twink so I'm rather popular especially since I recently moved to a large city. I only chase after teen and early 20s white boys so they'll TOP me.

>tfw born straight and have to date picky retards

A girl catfished me on tinder. she ditched the hobby of track in high school and took up drinking in college. she was way bigger.
>that happened two years ago
but for some reason i thought it was a good idea to rail the shit out of her a couple weeks ago.
>i was feeling kinda down

>ywn be bent and be able to get easy sex any time

gaypills WHEN?!

pic related

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I matched with a qt but we were so different in personalities

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Strong Olmec genes

Who is willing to pay for my tinder account so i can get laid m8s

tinder is free, isn't it?

Lads it's been 3 months since the last time i fucked a girl, should i download tinder?

I'm a 7/10 guy

1000+ asian girls im white and blond =(((

>tfw 4/10 guy and it's been a year and a half
>tfw previous gf was way out of your league so now you're spoiled and aren't attracted to average people anymore
fucking kill me

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You pay for more swipes, a bigger range, and some other perks.
When I went to Mexico as a CHI it was so easy to get laid. I banged a couple qts and almost did a voltron with a few of my white buddies. She was not hot but we wanted to bond as bros more.

It's so tedious using it. I don't know how many matches I've had but using it and Bumble on and off since January, I've had literally had four dates but one of them flaked out on me at the last minute

Would making an account on bluestacks with fake pictures work or do they ask for your real phone and a real facebook account? I just want to see the type of girls in my town that are in this, even though in a million years I wouldn't upload a picture of my face to the internet let alone kikebook and a degenerate dating app

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have sex

I don't need to, I can lucid dream. But need realistic qts to dream about.

this happened years ago but I scripted on interpals and got good results

>traps
Just go for it. Think of it as the ultimate domination.

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None, not even landwhales

>white

How do I become successful at tinder?

You just need to be more confident bro

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1. Be attractive
2. Don't be ugly

I wish i was a chad like you or like the model you stole the pictures

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I don't have the guts for Tinder. Uninstalled it after a day because i didn't want to deal with wondering whether girls liked me or not. It was also awkward when i came across a couple of profiles of girls i slightly knew irl, felt exposed and i was afraid i could offend them by not chatting or some shit

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>. It was also awkward when i came across a couple of profiles of girls i slightly knew irl,
That's my biggest autistic fear. I'm glad it was founded. Out of curiosity how big if your city?

I'm really attractive but I tend to have a lot of single mommies showing up in my feed. I think I look "husbandish" if thats a term.

> try Tinder for the first time about 2 weeks ago.
> no hits after 2 days
> Third day, 2 hits.
> One grill decent, just says Hi. and I reply. She blocks me.
> Second grill, mega hot (at least a 8.5/10)
tells me to KMS

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Now I'm sure I'm going to die alone.

Not very, 40k people. But technically both i and the girls in question are students that live here only temporarily (that's another factor that turned me off, this was less than a month ago and by the end of June I'll be gone)

Thanks. It's not looking good for small city autismos who like privacy.

Basically none

but for some reason there are tons of american exchange students/sorority girls on vacation in my area. They all look the same so I just disregard them as fake hamas profiles.

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Never had even a hint of luck on tinder. I don't even think i'm THAT ugly. This app ruined my self esteem

Never used tinder so I don't know. While I was still socializing only chicks that were into me were insane alt bitches. Fuck them.

I always attract good looking weird girls.

t. Good looking weird guy

Fuck all you guys. I am a clean cut 7/10 white guy with a solid job and a european car.

I got Tinder because I will die alone otherwise and the only matches I get are disgusting 3-4/10 woman who have just given up. Why do I have to settle for this just because I am anglo?

I would treasure a girl like the ones in OP. If I have to go to one more tinder date and talk about the girls dog for 30 minutes I might just try homosexuality.

>tfw blandly average and can only attract girls while drunk

i attracted two high class prententious high school girls once and then another girl with big ass titties and a mommy complex.
The mommy complex one happened when i was severely depressed and scared of everyone and everything.
Unfortuanetly it was around the time i was studying to get into uni so i didnt chase any one of them and after those 2 years of my life no woman has every looked at me again.

>National Autonomous University of Mexico
>Mexico City (9 miles away)
no wonder they're all ugly.

that many matches and your still on tinder? oof

Girl on the left is cute