>walk home
>see this
what do?
>walk home
>see this
what do?
beat the shit out of you
I am not there user.
I mean is it alive? I'd probably call for an ambulance.
Use my wizard magic to heal it
give her a bag of dope and a twix
*unzips pants*
its not sick
have sex
Okay, so I guess I try to talk to it.
Give it a bowl of eggs
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Strashno udoli:(
it doesnt respond. just stares at you.
it eats th eggs. you see it has a freakishly long tongue.
grab it by it's legs, spin it around at a ludicrous speed and yell SO LONG GAY BOWSER as I let go
its getting kinda cold. what do you do?
I pet it
do you want to take it home before fucking it?
you decide to take it home and pet it.
(no image for just petting)
Oh yeah, sorry
*grabs*
aww how a cute creature you are
after taking it home and either petting or sodomizing it, do you decide to keep it?
ofcours, I finaly have a friend
why would I not keep it, it's my wife now
you start living together.
it really likes watching tv. also you think it might have grown a little.
after a while you notice it clearly it, or rather she has started maturing and now even looks somewhat womanly.
Why is she not geting pregnant tho?
Kill it
Touch boobs
talking monkey are an abomination,
does she have a benis?
she is still maturing. soon maybe, if she can get pregnant from you at all.
looking at her growth its not going to be long until then
Well shit that investment paid off. Better looking than expected
no but she has an tentacle arm if you are into that.
She looks better now but still... Kill it
if she doesn't make cum I'm not interested
can she converse in human tongue?
oh well, in worst case I guess we can always adopt.
based fellow raykbys chad
you try to overpower her, wich should be easy considering her girly physique.
what you didnt expect was her tentacle to have a stinger inside it. she paralyses you and when you can move again she is gone.
BAD END
no but she can understand speech.
in fact she wants to order something online. do you let her? its not cheap but still reasonable.
Impossible, I restart.
No fuck her my money is mine
that's the monkey's ending, now the one for real people
I ask her if she is willing to do chores in exchange for the object
Buy a cheap knockoff in a Chinese site instead
depends, does it have any sharp edges?
If it makes her happy she can order the stuff online.
Marry her and have children (yess, finally!)
O-of course!!!
she starts making you breakfast.
she scowls but nods her head.
no its just some clothes.
I want to cuddle with her
you order the clothes.
she gets right to work when they arrive addapting them to her unique body.
>she starts making you breakfast.
I buy her the clothes. A fair exchange is appreciated.
If it was realistic looking I'd probably crap my pants and run away
the result is better than you expected.
she is happy and wants to cuddle with you.
she's obviously anime in real life retard.
I put her to work in a maquila
cute
Is she going to eat me after mating?
cuddle all day everyday as it should be.
only one way to find out.
in fact you might have the opportunity to find out. while sitting next to you she reaches up to kiss you. do you let her?
that doesn't make any sense you faggot
I grab her hair and pull her away to give her the impression it isn't okay then go in and kiss her myself
yeah kiss her, what could possibly go wrong?
French kiss her mouth while making the loudest noises possible
a big sloppy kiss with tongue
YES, WHATEVER THE COST WOULD BE
while kissing she slowly wraps a tentacle around your neck. you feel a short sharp pain and panic as you loose feeling.
however after a few seconds your feeling returns, in fact everything is more sensitive.
you can feel yourself popping a tent.
are freaked the fuck out or do you throw her onto a bed and continue?
continue
stop using Jow Forums to masturbate
Throw her on to the bed and pull my lobster cock out!
fuck off, this is better and more unique than 20,000 gigachad threads
Continue
you throw her onto the bed ready to go where no man has gone before.
its a social experiment bro.
no
GO ON
this'll be my first time, yay
sorry its blueboard so thats it for now.
thanks for participating!
anyway here is the source for those who want more:
mega.nz
I see beggars with their deformed children all the time, this is nothing new
I'll locate her tresher and begin probing it with my tongue.
the absolute state of this thread
You can't stop now.
Carry on you colossal faggot.
post more retard
THERE IS NO MORE AHAHAHAHA SHARE MY SUFFERING!!!
Ah yes the quintessential German motive
VERY enlightening thread
ask her what shes doing here
He kills her because that is the cannon
This is quite possibly worse than invading Alsace-Lorraine. Fuck you Hans!
its cute, i think it will be a good friend
yeah id fuck her
yeah sure i will let her order something as long as its something she needs or something that pleases me
good girl
wow im happy too
fuck yes
>Ah yes the quintessential German motive
let out a giggle, good post.
put me in the screencap r*ddit
I approuve this cruel and biter Evil, for the simple reason that it gave true feels.
no it is not cannon.
there actually is a little bit more but its mosty text and one other naked image that for some reason I cant find in the source of the game, nor in the gallery.
but I posted the link.
that you falconhoof?
whatever mate, what you posted was enough for me to jack off to
please go to sleep happy tonight knowing that you helped anonymous get off. no more pictures are required.
I've got the full version, uploading now, will update with download link
the reactions of despair where quite enough to get me of too.
when did it get those sick tribal tattoos we didn't pass any tattoo parlor on the way home
thx mate. enough people on edge that could need it.
Ok boys, here it is: the full version.
anonfile.com
you're getting off to these posts aren't you you sick fuck