What do you like about the UK?

Nuke England and kill all the English and it will be fixed.

lots of cute girls (male)

The boys~

Gott Strafe Lelouch

if i fail uni i can just move there and earn as much working in a fish factory as I would here being an engineer

Love our sense of humour, we’ve produced genuinely some of the best comedies ever. Also fish and chips and bacon butties

Brexit

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Ye timorous beastie

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Beautiful british boys with pale skin. I love them

stop prattling on about british boys fucking mainlander scum
we’re not cute, we’re TUFF n ‘ARD

>Love our sense of humour, we’ve produced genuinely some of the best comedies ever.

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they have ok twinks some of their music is alright scotland has nice landscapes

The countryside is top comfy with all the small towns
I’d love to live in a little village in rural England

Why so?

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I'd like to re-enact the hundred years war with an English boy
But in my bedroom

Hitchcock was quite amazing. Attenborough has treated many of my hangovers.

Your country is once again leading the world into a brighter future
Thank you, greatest ally

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The general look of a lot of places are very appealing, these old brickhouses look so comfy. All the different accents and dialects are very cool. The history, the old castles and structures are very interesting as well (t. castlelet).
Good humour, the temperature isn't scorching, and of course you are fellow island masterrace.

I wish I could find myself a gorgeous british girlfriend(male)

Why are Frenchmen so gay towards the UK?

Our whole historical relationship has always revolved around sexual frustration.

nearest twinks

She is my waifu.

post a vocaroo that’ll get me ‘ard and I’ll consider a shag

The comedy is unparalleled, and the tourists are very nice, big spenders.

Also Tesco meal deals

Thank you.

Have you been to the uk? Their boys are beautiful more so than their women

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Those are our biggest secret. How did you know about those?

>Also Tesco meal deals
Based.

why are you so gay?

UwU

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>flag
Keep up lad, plus it's not as if it's not true.

closest is Games Workshop

unironically because of yer arse

our boys aren’t beautiful, as I said we’re tough lads n HARDMEN

Saved
Too bad they hate us most of the time

I have been told I’ve got a good bum on the occasion, it’s rather round though
getting a spank from a girl that’s into boybutts is always a pleasure

No

French women are sculpted to be bred by Scottish men with large cocks, brown hair and light eyes

They make for fantastic bottoms and are very easy to live with.

posh accents and cute girls

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>tfw you will never come home and kiss your cute british boyfriend

Stop teasing please

why are you arousing me like this? you're enjoying this aren't you you closet bisexual

Beware, anglo boy. The frenchman is here to ravage your arsehole. Run. Run. Hide. Hide. And if he sees you, be ready to cry.

I want to breed with your women
post a vocaroo

This thread quickly became VERY gay. So this is the power of the Franco-British alliance...

I like the countryside, that's about it.

english guys have cute feet

>tfw don't get ravaged daily by a BFC in between fun French lessons

Jealous german boy, there's still the russian bear

Franco-SCOTTISH***

>another gay discord thread

been told im quite "feminine" as it stands
frenchmen, please form a line

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I would kill hundreds of my fellow country""""men"""" just to see you smile, cutie.

*forms a line*

The people and their accents!
Very chill people

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Is 6'0" too tall to be a cute twink?

reckon I’m more feminine than you, what’s your bmi/height?
shame I’m not gay though otherwise I’d be drowning in cock

Their boys

yes you tall ugly lanklet

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>french lessons
>fun

for a twink no but close for a trap i'm afraid yes

- How butthurt they are whenever we make fun of them.
- Tolkien
- The landscape, old castles and sceneries.

Else, fuck this hellhole.

my ancestors :)

I am a UKaboo, most of the TV shows, youtube, and movies I watch are from the UK and the cities and villages look nice and Id like to move there but it would be a big pay cut in my field and might be hard to find a job as it is niche. Maybe I will just save up money and move and do some other job

Did you watch Peep show?

Karen!

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Why would you move to this shit island willingly if you're not a thirdie?

english milfs

Wrong i fucking love you boys

Keep going please

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The fact Brexit has been a fucking national disaster. It really does fill me with joy.

Britain's like an alcoholic, it needs to hit rock bottom before it can accept it needs to change.

Tesco pork pies

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(let's) have (gay)sex

Based and gaypilled

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Not yet but Ive heard of it and it was on my old "to watch" list. Maybe I'll do it next

That they are an island

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my ancestors :)