Why does this country exist?

>calling yourself king for the banter
>800 years later the joke is still ongoing
Top banter, truly our greatest allies.

Are Portuguese and Spanish people genetically different or is it just cultural differences that separate them?

No one knows, it's just there

Kindly leave our oldest ally alone, lad

Portuguese are mainly Suebi germanics, but they speak a slavic language

They are extremely close enetically, culturally, lingustically, etcc

Genuinely comfy and everything cost 1/4 of anything in France
Gold holiday spot

>citation needed

literally all the iberian kingdoms now that form part of Spain?

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>nopurposetugal

>portugal only exists because of england

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Genetically*

>but they speak a slavic language
Pretty sure you're memeing me here

Tea in portuguese
>Chá
Tea in russian
>Чaй
This is not a coincidence

>Bucaco

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Çay is tea in Turkish, we slav now?

my ancestor :)

yes. honorary.

Anglos
Not even memeing

Japanese has loan words from Portuguese, guess they're slavs too

The pink map, Tommy

ignoring galiza that was part of the first rebelion, no other kingdom had the size and hard lanscape we had.
half the time spanish armies would arrive starving and restless due to the harsh conditions and local peasants trying to an hero a your armies.
The whole point of having a single proper fortress in the south was to force spanish armies to either siege that monstruosity or move around and loose manpower to atrition.

meanwhile, portuguese troops could easely move around since the core of the country is connected by ocean, and only in the 18th century onwards did spain have the kind of navy to stop movements on our coast, and by then both our nations were in the shitter.

that was unforgivable, it was a betrayal of highest order

Yes, all belong to slavdom

You know when i went to portugal i thought it would be just like spain but both countries seem to be really different, at times i thought the country felt more european, whatever that means

Portuguese are darker and shorter than Spanishs

wrong

The south you go, the darker you get

He's right about height at least.
Portuguese people are manlets

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im not though

height ?

If you're portuguese, why are you using a british flag?

They really are, but they also have thick bone structure, thick legs and wide frame. And tough, reddish skin. I love Portugal and the Portuguese

you two fucker again
just have sex

I wish I had a milf gf but this will never happen so i will never have sex

Portuguese are not pinkish man. My mother is WHITE AS FUCK,, because she was redhead as a kid. Her hairs turned black and with her pale skin it look really good

That's a loan word from chinks.
So is "tea", but from different chinks.

i cant

he's not, can confirm