Culture Pals - /cp/

Milk truck edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
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Other urls found in this thread:

interpals.net/TalentedaTom
youtube.com/watch?v=KM2Z9r03JZQ
youtube.com/watch?v=jltM5qYn25w
youtu.be/clo4vUPVtCE?t=94
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

she’s so fucking cute lads
it’s not even just a case of wanting to pump her rump full of my cum, I just want to protect and hold her

Who is inside the female whatsapp group?

Me :)

don’t think that was legit mate

You are, you're just bluffing you're not in it to weed out the catfishes.

I am and I sent them a dick pic

/RespectHaver
*nods respectfully towards you*

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>says she is 18
>looks like she is 48
interpals.net/TalentedaTom

weird

is this your profile?

Assembling a list of known and suspected /cp/ members. The world needs to know about these degenerates

that would be me

Indeed

am I on the list? hope I’m on there

he had messaged me before. kind of freaked out of his pictures

:))))))))))))))))))

good luck nigga i look like a normie

your name is literally fucking /AlbertoBarbosa

Nope
No portuguese would do that

There's 4 or 5 portuguese guys here pal :)
That's my profile :DDDD

are you all friends or something

absolutely not.

nobody here knows who the other is,which is kinda funny,this is like the game of interpals,where we try to find the other person's profile.Nothing happens if you're find out,we just meme you for like 1 hour if you're not cute.

have never posted my profile here and yet everyone seems to know who i am

Qts are dime a dozen

I took some pictures of my city to show to my Iranian when I went out today and now she wants to come to Canada even more.

Britfags BTFO

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NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING LADS

t. Ugly virgin freak

t. Pika

Yes. I was in a relationship with a brit guy but now I'm in a relationship with a korean qt. She LOVES Portugal

post your profile views

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Cope. They're just checking out who the virgin visiting their profile over and over is

HSVF

Is this virgin freak talk?

have sex virgin gimp

hello

cats can't drink through straws

>Wake up
>See this message
Wat

I just don't want to be clingy.

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hahahahah
was he really pissed off?

just received this gem
shame it’s a catfish innit

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Idk we talked for a bit.
I said I do send messages first, sometimes (twice. i was ignored once) but he said
If you cut a tree in a forest.. :')
Then the convo died.. Still mourning desu
Life is hard.

"With balanced steps."
"Not much to earth nor the sea."
Equilibrium.
Yadda Yadda...

You are Asian, for Tupã's sake.
Aren't you guys supposed to all about balance, ying yang and all that shieeet ?

To much is annoying, but none at all feels like you don't have interesting.

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You see, "too much" is relative.
I also try to initiate, but not always.
I put a limit so, it doesn't become annoying.

>You see, "too much" is relative.
Correct, that is you analyze reactions, ask for honest opinions about whatever you are having doubt.
Majority of the problems in any field, even relationships, occurs by lack of communication , we assume something and think the person is thinking it or we expect the other to understand something we didn't talked and for us seems obvious.
To 2 times isn't not even near to be too much e.e

And depends how you starts the conversation and the time that you to have being exchanging texts, by his reaction don't seems to been something in a early stage where you starting the convo now and them wouldn't be seem as being clingy.

>by his reaction don't seems to been something in a early stage
Lol i started talking to him sometime in April. It's pretty new.
Idk he says he enjoys silence, so i give him freedom.
I thought maybe he wanted to talk only when he felt like talking.

>Idk he says he enjoys silence, so i give him freedom.

lol
Just move one.

mourning?

Mourning death of convo

sounds like good match

;_;

need advice asap
if a girl sends you nudes/sexts prior to meeting, how awkward is it when you meet in person?

post profile.
I can start sending lizard pics and videos to you. XD

youtube.com/watch?v=KM2Z9r03JZQ

ah come on why the sad face?
are they hot?

And still there's a thirsty american beta male lurking in the pictures

only awkward as you make it to be bro
if she is doing that before meeting you then she is comfortable with it, so don't overthink that shit

women aint innocent
she done this before, this is just rinse and repeat operation for her
so go take what you get

Well lads, qt finally told me that she had feelings for me. Yet, I still feel sometimes she isn't that interested in the conversation. Sometimes she doesn't reply to parts of my messages.

Hmmm. My qt said she isn't comfortable with nudes or proper sexting but said she'd be fine with sex irl.

alri because this lass is literally perfect for me and I have a feeling she’s going to send me th’goods
I’d want to meet with her so
fingers crossed

probably because she's busy having 10 other conversations with other guys, telling them the same thing. how many women do you know who are decisive and attentive? i don't know a single one
to me it seems like none of them have any idea what they want and they catch feelings if anyone farts in their general direction, like they are just natural betas made to succumb to any will stronger than theirs

yeah well that's a different situation than a girl you haven't met yet sending you nudes

if it makes you feel any better, you could be like me, a broke incel who has no hope of anyone ever liking them again.
most people have friend groups and security in their lives, and if you can meet other people at any capacity, that says alot about where you are, compared to how much worse it could be
so at least you have that much, and it's easier to go up from that platform than if it were worse

did she already send them? it's really the same as talking online when you meet irl, only you get to actually do the stuff you talk about
connect with their brain before the body is not a bad style man

That could be it. I don't really believe what women say anymore. But I try to assume the best of her.

it's sad how someone across the globe can have similar sentiment toward women
it really be a cruel world we live in, our hearts weary with lofty wishes for a lass in our lives, yet the motherless curs treat men as fish to choose from the aquarium

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>a broke incel who has no hope of anyone ever liking them again.

Oi, sir!
Do you have a loicense for this sentence?

it's so edge that i almost cut myself reading it.

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she's just acting dumb now and it's pissing me off.

fuck off pig, i can post whatever i want in my anonymous diary and you can't stop that
I've had nothing but terrible relationships in my life, and every girl I've been with has behaved in similar capacity; from not replying to parts of messages, to acting dumb when questioned again. I've also been cheated on by almost every girlfriend I've had.

I want to believe I'm the problem. I don't perform to the 'manly' standard women seek in their lives, that silent, never present father figure who they always long for, because I'm too sentient and sensitive. and can't grow a beard..

you should just act like you don't care. it's a powerful maneuver that will shift weight back to yourself and draw her attention to you more.

I have too many qts

>tfw years pass and can't get over ex gf
>qts along the way are missed because recurring nightmares and longing for ex gf
>can never talk to ex gf again

relish in the qts, user
you are lucky

It's not our fault man. This is just how women are I guess. And the thing is she is one of the better ones, so I can't imagine how much worse one of the terrible ones would be.

I'm bitter from being deceived too many times and made to feel like an idiot for my perspective of the world. it always seems people treat my ego as an outside force.

my ex gf would talk mad shit about me behind my back to her guy best friends, but would never say it to me, so I didn't realize how stupid I was for planning a future with her

it becomes soul crushing when that's persisted for months without you knowing about it, thinking everything is so perfect and amazing

I don't wanna think about this anymore so I'm gonna stop posting

* All units be advice. 417A , i have a suspect in posses of illegal edge sentence. *

Sir! Obey my commands!
Drop that sentence!
Hands up and crawl towards me!

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I've been cheated on by my two major gfs in life.
>you should just act like you don't care. it's a powerful maneuver that will shift weight back to yourself and draw her attention to you more.
This is a fine line to walk. I think I was cheated on both times because of my lack of care

Yeah but they all want to meet me

stop humblebragging

Being Stoic when leading with things like this is good to help you cope, but Stoicism do not preaches passivity towards things that treat you one way or another.

>I think I was cheated on both times because of my lack of care

Being cheated is never fault of the one being cheated, being men or women, independent about how wrong were the relationship or the lack of attention you gave to her you always act honorable talk to the person you are with about the problems of the relationship and if that still don't work you break up and go after someone else. One mistake do not justify another, or in fancy way: tu quoque/whataboutism is a fallacy.

true. I only say that out of circumstantial, for that conversation IMO tense.
I've learned that I failed to be there for the needs of the women I was with before, because I was failing my own personal needs in not understanding how to listen to my own mind, body and heart. I let my shortcomings and insecurities get the best of me, and it caused me to become the person I never envisioned myself as, and never wanted to be. But to the girls I've been with before's perspectives', I was the heartless monster. I was only delusional by being caught up in my ego thinking everything was ok.

Still, the damage is done. All I can do now is try to move on, and hope some day, I can meet someone to fill the voids.

I mean, I don't think I'm in the wrong, they're bitches and should have broken up with me, but it doesn't surprise me that they did
I'd rarely take them out on dates, just go over and fuck them then leave p much

Thankfully those taught me a lot about myself and how one should operate in a relationship
I think my next one will be much better, I've grown up a lot since then

but why do people cheat?

What is it they want to gain out of the cheating?

When it comes to something like relationships, what are we really trying to fill in our lives that we don't have without the other person?

It's a dangerous game inviting other people as friends into your life while you have a relationship, because you'll start to realize that "the one" isn't the only person capable of giving you what you want, and when you spend so much time with somebody you're bound to stop liking some things about them or get annoyed with some of their behaviors, right?

Then some new person comes along who doesn't have the baggage you experience in a relationship and it's a rejuvenating feeling, and eventually in your heart your relationship partner gets pushed away while being replaced by that new person. and then the cheating just happens.

or maybe it's an ex of theirs who they never moved on from, and you were the one temporarily filling their void.

it's sad any way it happens, I guess. it's hard to find people with honor. especially women.

>it's been a month since I sent her a message and she hasn't even opened it
Oh well, plenty more fish (not for me though)

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>plays tiny violin

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I need a way to save my Iranian from the regime and bring her to Canada

what are your options right now?
have you started making a plan yet?
if not let's do it right here and now

operation iranian freedom is a go
you have full USA support (our part of the continent supports your part from falling into brasil anyway)

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>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Uh?

d-did I...have a typo?

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I haven't actually seriously thought about it. She'd probably have to get a job in Canada so she can get a work visa to come here. Or she could also study here.

>Thankfully those taught me a lot about myself and how one should operate in a relationship
>I think my next one will be much better, I've grown up a lot since then

Great, I got the wrong idea about what you posted, you seems to have a good mindset.

That is an old question there even the ones, using lines of thought similar to this ones:

>It's a dangerous game inviting other people as friends into your life while you have a relationship, because you'll start to realize that "the one" isn't the only person capable of giving you what you want, and when you spend so much time with somebody you're bound to stop liking some things about them or get annoyed with some of their behaviors, right?
>Then some new person comes along who doesn't have the baggage you experience in a relationship and it's a rejuvenating feeling, and eventually in your heart your relationship partner gets pushed away while being replaced by that new person. and then the cheating just happens.

That argue that we aren't made to love in the way we see love:
youtube.com/watch?v=jltM5qYn25w

and my answer will probably be very vague, but what I follow is to keep trying until find someone that has a a view about relationship similar to mine, know the other as much as possible, but of course that don't gives me 100%, but shit happens or Amor fatti, move one and try again, if you want to be with someone or don't happiness isn't conditional to be with a other person.

alright alright
how's your network? you know anybody with connections in a company that can sponsor work visas?
how feasible is a student visa?

let's get this shit in action. TONIGHT.

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I think cheating is resultant of immaturity and one or both parties in the relationship not understanding their own self, their desires, and wants.

It takes maturity and self awareness to decide to commit to someone. Because other options will never go away.

But making the choice to be in a relationship with someone involves "for better and for worse". It involves understanding there will be shortcomings, and bad times, but you are choosing to accept that person and grow with them through the bad times. And not alot of people really know what that looks like before getting into the relationship. So we end up with shitty relationships, heartbreaks, and bad times as we bounce around different relationships, when the answer was always within ourselves.

You can be happy in a relationship when you can be honest with yourself and accept the commitment you're making, I feel.

This is just my opinion though, what I've gained to my perspective from my failed relationships. I hope I don't mess things up again, and I could just be crazy for all I know. I don't have support groups to talk to besides you weebs.

Can I have a Korean gf who likes Portugal and China?

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>korean
>likes china

good luck

i think i talked to you in that thread a few days ago.
that is fucked. absolutely fucked.

hot is relative :')

lol i talk to people on interpals that i have no chance of meeting irl so..
i just try to make the most out of what is present as long as it is present because
everything is temporary.

why do you feel like everything is temporary? what happened in your life to make you think that?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS SHE’S A FUCKING TRANNY REEEEEEEE AAAAHAHYAYYZYZSSXUUXJXJDND WHYYYYYYYY FUCKIB FUCKING FUCK FUCK OFFFF WHY GOD FUCKIDKNF

>operation iranian freedom is a go

I'm in, you will need a Brazilain speaking Portuguese in the coms.
youtu.be/clo4vUPVtCE?t=94

I agree with on in some parts, i think there are moments that some habits of others can't be tolerated anymore and break up is needed, but I see that acting honorable and breaking up instead of cheating enters in the maturity you said.

Yeah, but you were pissed about spiders. i will send Lizards.
Look at this dud, how can you not like it?

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she must have been passable

I made out with a tranny while drunk in tokyo once, no homo. she had big tiddy

got pics?

hahaha, fuck "her" anyway m8

>why do you feel like everything is temporary?
let me rephrase, everything is temporary except plastic. jk
we all die in the end so, everything will always be temporary in that sense.
unless you support transhumanism.
>what happened in your life to make you think that?
attraction is temporary, beauty fades and you'd reach a point where you've become too familiar
then you'd have to rely on mutual care to keep things going.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>i will send Lizards.
i mean i just want a life update
can't it be about human life?

bro I would fuck the shit out of that bih

you are gay for not wanting to hit it

If a human is temporarily in love with lizard isn't it a update on a human life?