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don't like it a bit

>just sneezed with my mouth full of chocolate

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admirable, but mistaken

literally my postcode lol

sad that the toilfu will never want me
shes so lovely
all other options feel worse than death

SJW anti-white tosh

Any Nokia 3310 man in?
Had a dolphin case me

>reddit loves cute polar bear cub pics
>also loves cute arctic seal cub pics
>fails to see the connection

STATE

3330 I 'ad
3 games instead of just snake

3210 was for patricians
3310 was for plebs

not that it matters to me, my first mobile was some flimsy samsung thing

why are you talking like that, lad?

why are you talking like that?

feeling cute lads rate 0-10

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tummies are the sexiest body part of girls

lol mikey posting in the other thread like a fucking retard

you just read this sentence in your head, lad

When will Janny oppression end lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=SD-psZSFIVw

Motorola chads get in

but they're full of poo and cum

>why are you talking like that, lad?

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Tragic event.

CHEESE HAS DONE IT HE WON THE M64 16 STAR TOURNAMENT

but they're full of chicken nuggets

3310 was literally the perfect phone
not too basic but not too complicated
bit too young for the 3210 though tbqh

saw this absolute stunner spanish in a little white crop top yesterday fucking hell mate had an instant semi

Unreal what you people did to him he looked normal

have you ever-
ever felt like this?

nigwig

mouths full of seed

Kanker op

lad lad lad lad lad

POO

Ever notice that nativists who claim their culture is "under threat", never have anything to contribute to said culture? How about you learn to play the friggin' piano?

DONALD TRUMP IS ON BRITISH SOIL RIGHT NOW

ARE YOU READY FELLOW WARRIORS OF LEFTEOUSNESS !?

ANY OF YOU FUCKERS REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

youtube.com/watch?v=ai2mj8hjQBo

alri lads did a poo

any of u lads at g-a-y late tonight?

4/5 kids under the age of 10 in your country can't read or write in any language.

"""""culture""""""

*bangs his staff 3 times*
ahem
Venus dimples
*retires to his tent*

got my nigwig and grill ready for a night of niggering

poo

isn't he the wr holder?

Not my country, lad. I'm British.

haha nice one

>Not my country, lad. I'm British.

The cricket world cup is on British soil right now why would you give a fuck about that
priorities lad

thank god for wikipedia

ever notice how anti-nativists who claim that the nation they oppose isn't under threat immediately stat dictating how that culture should be changed to accommodate them? How about they fuck off

What does rorke want? I'll tell you what rorke fucking wants. He wants newbuilds, stacked 30 high, great Barratt towers standing proud above a rolling green and pleasant land. He wants wogs OUT and whites IN, a proud ethnic homeland for his people in which all can prosper in a fair and equitable society. He calls for an end to the endless expansion of juice bars, and coffee shops, and instead a bounty of Greggs and pasty shops in their place. Rorke doesn't just want Great Britain, he wants Britain on fucking steroids, a Britain that isn't afraid to tell Johnny-fucking-foreigner to do one, and shove his petro dollars up his ass. That's what rorke wants, and I tell you what, he's going to get it.

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was watching a serpentza video. how come the chinese government haven't sent him to the gulags yet.

>Not my country, lad. I'm British.

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how many goes did it take you to pass your driving test?

>91, 92, 93, 94, 95...

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1 for me. you can do it user don't worry

this is my new idea for an installation art piece

Its a small, uncomfortable and very hot (27°C) room with ankle-depth warm and murky water in pools on the floor. Black algae and seaweed on the walls. A small wooden leanto constructed of driftwood and a set of headphones plugged into a dead and mossy tree such that the only way to use them is to squat under the leanto uncomfortably. Headphones play a disorientating soundscape at deafening volume consisting of a mixture of:
>A human pulse played backwards
>Thrumming of sheet metal
>The buzzing sound of a bicycle freewheeling
>Various idling engine sounds
>Dripping water
>Harsh scraping of an engine “biting”
>Occaisional violent blowback noises
>Pulsing electronic "surf" noise

Gonna call it "Triassic Postcard". Your thoughts?

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northanpton yeah man I'm a cobbler

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Noided about vampires?

he is the best sm64 speedrunner in the world yes

Yeah you reckon its coincidence people were considered happy back when it was socially acceptable to slap the shit out of women?

Cal

I'm not getting my creps wet for some art exhibit ffs

Starbucks keep giving out free espresso for the CWC

blog on you uninteresting cunt

for now
puncay isn't an old man yet

saffer is a dirty bantu nigger, do NOT insult the noble bushman comparing him to that indolent rodent

not a blogpost though is it
more of a journalpost if anything

U need to quit it and wind up in the trunk of a car somewhere

Hey Em, you reckon the aliens have a culture of slapping their women about when they get uppity?

Fug cannot wait to get back to blighty

youtube.com/watch?v=WbRgoRdBokk

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genuinely cant remember what my purpose in life was before drugs, so the thought of quitting seems impossible

My condolences

i like looking at womens legs

diary on you uninteresting cunt

kek this is me

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Fuck should I know?
Think Nordic aliens are supposed to be pretty organized.
I don't take any other kind of alien theories seriously.

Just did a shit in the flatmates private en suite. She shan't be pleased to discover this trespass.

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>20 years later and this track still sounds like the future. Timeless masterpiece

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it seems very strict
my lessons have been going ok but i'm still nervous

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Take me back to dear old Blighty!
Put me on the train for London town
Take me over there
Drop me anywhere
Birmingham, Lyonsds, or Manchester, well, I don't care!
I should love to see my best girl
Cuddling up again we soon should be

Link me some of that nordic shit? Must be pretty watertight for you to take it seriously

If my folks hadn't gone to bed, I would have got the old guitar out and Vocaroo'd for y'all

Based, fuck gulf millionaires

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na its easy init
t. 0 faults first time passer

reckon AJ might be finished
4 knockdowns is just devastating to his psyche

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Used to think Beyonce was fit as fuck in Crazy in Love it's only been like 10 years but she looks awful now

>must be pretty water tight for a literal schizophrenic weirdo to take seriously

ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=rBmqRzZtumk

>june
>clouds for next all week

ah yes

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