Dirt Cookies

Thinking about working dirt cookies into my diet like they do in Haiti to hold me over until Link moons. Has anyone else tried this?

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>Recipe passed down through generations

just do protein shake mix.
in bulk.

with a 1 a day multi-vitamin for men over 50.

wakanda foreva!

That's very sad - if I make it I need to remember stories like this and try to help people.

yeah maybe you can help them upgrade to dirt cupcakes or dirt donuts possibly

>They pay $5/bag for dirt to make dirt cookies
>Sometimes they don't have the money and they buy the dirt on credit

Anyone want to get rich with me issuing dirt loans?

>not eating mud pies
fucking 3rd worlders

That's not funny.

I was thinking though, how expensive can rice be for these people? Sad stuff.

very expensive, they are fucking niggers they can't farm or create anything of value just rape and steal. Haiti niggers killed all withie so they can't leech from them anymore kek.

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Also though the Caribbean countries were half-tricked into industrializing which converted all their agrarian land into factories that neither produced goods efficiently or really made sense because prior to this they were self-sufficient and after they had very little exports people wanted and a shipping process that generally just didn't make sense along with the inability to compete in the world market

This is why I just can't feel bad for Haiti. The first thing they did as a country was literally genocide white people so I don't see why I should feel bad for them.

>Increasing demand has caused the price of cookie dirt soar in Haiti

All in on dirtcoins now. Only a matter of time until they moon.

I’ve spent a lot of time living in rural villages in Haiti. Never heard of dirt cookies. The internet lies.

When you think niggers reached the bottom, they dip further

haha dumb niggers eating mud

The locals keep this ancient wisdom to themselves.

Bullshit, next thing you'll be telling us that you don't have AIDS.

just dont do meme shit like donating food or clothes

the only efficient way of doing charity is offering loans, be it normal loans or micro loans

why dont they just become breatharians

This actually makes me wonder if they actually evolved to somehow get benefit (minerals?) from this.
My dog used to eat walls

>niggers
>evolved

Kek

Some have hypothesized that the human appendix when properly exercised can allow digestion of inedibles like tree bark stones or even dirt cookies?!?!!

Around blacks... never relax.

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>whites out of the goodness of their hearts bring niggers out of their mud huts and import them to america to live comfortably in exchange of field work
>eventually lincoln abolishes slavery
>niggers repay white kindness with baseless genocide
it's really hard NOT TO hate niggers, seriously.

pure blacks are just wild animals, it's like being angry that a crocodile wants to eat you.
The ones actually dangerous are mulattos, like Obama, because today they identify as blacks but often have white iq

I've eaten Bentonite clay.

It tasted like clay
Bismuth is a mineral made from dirt
Salt. But dirt... yeah.

I've eaten dirt. Well, sand mostly. I've eaten slugs, insects...

Should be pretty obvious that clay and dirt are high in minerals. The key is to not eat too much, like, a half teaspoon is plenty.

Fucking plebs... don't even eat dirt. You'll never make it

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O Hai, this is Ron Stallworth, I'm interested in joining your organization...

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The issue is that Americans didn't treat niggers with the same respect that we treat our own kind with. We didn't become the change we wanted to see in the world. Niggers were slaves in Africa, then we brought them to America and made them slaves here too. Although better than living in mud huts in Africa, we subjected them to new kinds of abuse and horrors. The modern day nigger has deep roots in mistrust because of this. The American thing to do would be to bring them over here and offer them a proper education and put them to work in a fair and civilized way, but instead we treated them worse than livestock. I hate niggers personally, but the early slave-owners in America are largely responsible for why niggers behave the way they do today.

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Kek, I was driving home with my coworkers through downtown SF the other day and we passed an Ethiopian food place. I made a joke about their entire menu being dirt cookies. One of my coworkers didn't believe that it was a real thing, so I showed him a video of dirt cookies being made. His face was priceless

lol good example, kaepernick could learn Italian and nobody would doubt his Italian ethnicity.
American black identity is a complete insanity

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its special dirt. they have mines for it

Help people, not blacks. So much good white money has gone to waste helping blacks.

In the end, we have more blacks—they're still begging for more white money and they always will be.

dubs checked and op confirmed
>over 50
B U R N T

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They rejected food aid because they thought they were getting expired food yet they have no problems eating mud cookies. How can you feel sad for these people?

Helping these "people" is how their population doubles every 20 years, all you're doing is increasing their suffering. if you leave them alone then they will have a small population that lives off the land rather than starving every time the latest shipment of gibs is a week late.

kys

"Hispanic slave owners." Those were white men too. Whoever made this info graph is a retard.

lmao this. Your low iq is why you have to eat fucking dirt

Still he actually asked before doing it, that is smarter than most of the retards. I can respect that.

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Someone post that story of the humanitarian aid worker that provided seeds and irrigation systems to Africans and they just ate all the fucking seeds.

Yeah the problem is we don't treat niggers with respect!

Wut.

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