Why hasn't America annexed Canada?

I'd rather we irradiate Canada to avoid their leafiness spreading

because they fear canada

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>fuck off
>why would we be afraid of a bunch of snow monkeys
>like seriously fuck off
>canada is a nobody country with nothing of worth
>what the fuck do you have
>geese?
>Fuck off

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they already own them and their phat juicy oil

They literally pay us and paid for a pipeline with their money so we can take their oil. If we annexed them, we'd end up losing money.

why bother when they suck our cock willingly

Québec, they speak french and québécois will refuse to speak English, so urban guérilla incoming. Americans don’t want that’ they already have enough problems

we're good friends with them, so we can increase our friend count. and taking them over is a bit barbaric and everyone would be mad at us.

Why would we want Quebec? They have fuck all in resources, the money is in Anglo-Canada

When you say fuck all = a lot ?

Why do you think Anglo Canada wants that Quebec stays in the union ? Precisely because of Quebec ressources

Maple syrup?

No, i mean little. Quebec costs more to keep in the union than any other province, not to mention they're autistic, i'm convince all autistic posters in Canada come from Quebec. So in short, we'll give them independence and send our beaners their way

because we can trade with them and have friendly relations instead. it's better for us if canada is wealthy and happy

>Got a public bitch slap from the fucking Philippines
I don't think anyone is a afraid of Canada

We tried but it didn't work out

I'm surprised we haven't seen a full sequel/spin-off touching on that.
But then again, F1 already stated Canada was taken over. I would still like to see a game based on it though.

>fuck off
>why would we be afraid of a bunch of snow monkeys
>like seriously fuck off
>canada is a nobody country with nothing of worth
>what the fuck do you have
>geese?
>Fuck off

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lol, the other way around, Burger boy!

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The US tried to take Toronto, while success for a small time, ultimately failed.
They tried to take Montreal, and got BTFO so hard, they lost like 3 divisions of men.

Because Canada is stronger than Afghanistan or Vietnam.

because those europoor sissies stand no chance against kendoGODS. pic related, average kendoBVLL

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Its been 18 years since Afghanistan war started. So any country can defend themselves from USA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Afghanistan_(2001–present)

cringe

Is there a single benefit to annexing land as opposed to establishing free trade? 37 million angry Canadians chimping out all at once could cripple America.

They fear (and they should) the QVÉBEC BVLL

because america is already a mess of different interests and is already barely, if able to represent the interests of all the states. How would committing to a war of conquest to overextend their already bloated country make any sense? Even territories like Puerto Rico aren't even states yet.

fuck OFF SNOW CHIMPS we could nuke you ok

We tried in 1775 and 1812-1814. We lost both times and there is no reason to expect we wouldn't do so again.

Republicans don't want more blue states.

Then nuke it. You can't because too busy changing your gender.