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What dating services are you signed up for?

me? im based

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yeah in all fairness, also
>probably because you munched so many shrooms it harmed your developing brain.
Not even probably, he's outright admitted this

The brits aren’t here lads

Post proto-hominids

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yeah so it's maybe cause you're anticipating the trip to the mental ward but just don't know when?
All you had to say mate, I'm legitimately not even judging you it's fine

my gimmick is to just post in /cum/ and abuse everyone I encounter

Ketamine is the only psychedelic drug I’ve ever used, and I have in the past used it to the point of abuse

Brilliant minds are drawn to right wing thoughts

dont have the self-esteem to date

homosexuality is just a meme that got out of hand

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1135281858210607104
ah, I wondered how time would respond to that

Why do the British Government torture their own citizenry? This is really fucked up and a collosal breach of Tim’s human rights.

Slightly agree with this, not finna lie

Emmy getting kicked out by dad?

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Any other mental illness man in

State your name cuz

pretty sure that happened a while ago

Yup, guess I'm having one quick 'nk before bed

hehe reminds me of Herring vs Nakao
youtube.com/watch?v=bk9WOtYbtyw

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schizy init

emmet

This is something you’d do melv you big gimp
*digs you on the arm*

thank you perfidious anglos making whole east asian countries go extremely mental at drugs

Shut the fuck up you dog faced slanteye lump of pig shit fuck off and die

the bible and traditional values

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The gormless look on your mans face before he gets sparked haha classic

/brit/ niggas be like gay and shit

hehe yes classic

FIVE MORE MONTHS TIL CHRISTMAS LASD

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The original thread got deleted the moment I wanted to post this and I'm really desperate for approval, please tell me I'm pretty and you would empty your noble white Anglo load in me haha ;-;

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haha hello kitty

i do what's good for me

having a wank talking to an american qt (pic) listening to brodyquest

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Shits just kinda hectic for schizo rn lads noided about this and that dont look too deep into it

apparently birds hardly wank over people they know and find attractive and find it weird that we do

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Imagine if they had a golden retriever

Imagine if they gave you a golden shower

imagine if they gave you a golden ticket

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can't believe he got banged by that fat ass Mexican lmao

the eastern hordes pound on the gates of rus
*unsheathes sword*

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they say the mongols cut you into little pieces if you don't pay respects and ghengis khan's shrine

i am going to kill you midget scum

who cares
fuck off
virgin

love the occasional day like this - not a thing on my agenda
very comfy

>not a thing on my agenda
Me for the past 5 years

Listening to the musical stylings of one Electric Light Orchestra

i hate summer so much

hey fuck you winter
no one likes you

what's that like

Winter rightfully BTFO

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pls mate shagged hotter birds than you ever will

haha hello kitty :)

my names wiley I come from bow e3

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hello wiley

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gotta try and stay awake until maccies brekko

watching fast food ads on youtube, hour 72 of my no calorie fast

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like the banjo rolls

based
very occasionally get this stuck in my head

still spewin' on your behalf that they don't do 24 brekky over there
a travesty

can you not get the normal stuff?

Yeah
Just maccas breakfast menu is available 24 hours a day here

riveting conversation lads

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damn
it's 0500-1030 here

Aye

it's absolutely based

11pm sausage egg and cheese mcgriddles are the greatest pleasure in life

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haha great pic user!

thanks la x

The boys and I ordered 50 hashbrowns one night after a big night at the pub
Based indeed

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One of the lads posted this the other day and it was one of the most insightful observations I’ve seen here so I screencapped it

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I did that and I'm a virgin

VIRGIN FREAK

VIRGIN FREAK

HE'S VIRGIN FREAKY

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But at least you're not a spiritual virgin

raining lads

i try to make the most of it by asking for something stupid off the normal menu when i go in for breakfast
here's a little example:
>hello mate can i get 32 cheeseburgers no bun
nah sorry lad it's breakfast menu
>oh alright well i'll get...
(and then make my normal order)

ah yeah, where you at then
Was raining earlier but lovely and sunny here atm

Freaky, do they scream on the way down?

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I am definitely not a fat sicilian manlet named Charlie Malaponte who lives in Kansas

haha
silly mc Nutly

>"you're a poo nigger"

is the old man snoring?

beautiful and charming Melbourne, the wheelhouse of australia

wibbly wobbly timey wimey

got in just before the lunch rush at the canteen lads

love that feeling
like a good catch

why are there always at least two aussies on during yank hours at all times

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it's lunch time

great post

ALL THE GOLD IN CALFORNIAAAA

the classics, 6 CD set
Waylon, Willie and the rest

i do like the food at my work canteen but they do such stingy servings

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