Because we live in a mad max nightmare hellhole with zero social support unless you’re a billionaire or an absolute specimen of a nigger, people join to get free healthcare, preferential zero interest home loans, decent full coverage car and life insurance, free education via GI Bill. It’s basically only immigrants, poor people, and the rare retard lower middle class faggot who thinks COD irl would be sweet.
But if you live in Germany, Sweden, Norway, Denmark— why would you ever join the military??
It would be one thing if we shared the plunder of our armies but it all goes to wall street and defense contractors and oil companies.
Ian Hall
Oh wait there is NO reason to join the military if you’re a eurofaggot. But you expect me to join and waste my life to defend you from Ivan. Fuck off. No más amigo.
Blake Morris
Well at least 2 of those countries have conscriptions, but probably to slosh with foreigners
Owen Flores
>Norway >conscription >go to camp with a bunch of horny 17-19 year old girls in shared bunks in the fjords and woods for a few weeks and fuck nonstop.
Cameron Martin
Why do you think only those countries have neetbucks? Pretty much all of Western Europe does, the only places that doesn't are probably Balkans, Poland, Greece etc
Dominic Wilson
France and UK actually do have real military. You niggers don’t but you’re rich and in Ivan’s crosshairs.
Jack Moore
Only retards and people who want to appear tough join the Brazilian military. Wealthy faggots join as officers for the gibs and easy life where you just boss people around. Our military is a shithole riddled with incompetence, corruption and abuse.
Brayden Sanders
military service should be mandatory
Anthony Robinson
Officers here typically either the child of some NCO with a chip on their shoulder who got funneled to bring an officer cuz daddy felt sad being bossed by a young dipshit all his life.... or some rich kid from an ancient family doing his stint in West Point ( this is very rare these days)... it’s mostly second gen mutt immigrants who still haven’t accumulated enough gibs to feel satisfied living off the government tit.
Evan Lee
>US “military” Be prepared to be force fed gmo steroid infused sludge and McDonald’s and kfc all day. Not joking. Every base is filled with disgusting fast food because the pentagon is a whore who got lobbied by fast food.
Any real fighting is done by carpet bombing the area and occasionally sending in spec ops (who are overpaid psychos who would join a criminal gang or be a serial killer if they didn’t join the military)
Easton Hill
One of these two: 1. Patriotism + military tradition/military family 2. Hopelessness and lack of direction
Elijah Scott
>we live in a mad max nightmare hellhole with zero social support unless you’re a billionaire or an absolute specimen of a nigger, You need to get out more you spoiled faggot
Brody Ward
You get paid a lot, your education is free, because we don't need raw man power basically everyone is a specialist, no tax, newsworthy if you die, when you get out people will suck your dick to employ you in related fields
Jaxon Bennett
>specialists Oh yeah this too. Because our education system is 100% broken and useless, and we have no apprencitce or work train programs of any serious effort anywhere in our country... the military is the last remaining competent organization where a person can be taught a skill.
Chase Sanders
Yeah there's no reason to join the millitary here unless you are bored. Knew a guy who joined the millitary and he said that the generqls couldn't even scream or touch the recruit without getting in trouble lmao. Its kinda sad and cringeworthy.
Brayden Mitchell
Who is she? She's so fucking hot.
Carter Parker
that too. We do have apprenticeships but its hard as fuck to get one. Then again its even harder to get into the military. The problem is if you don't get into military because of their pretty stringent mental health things you basically become unemployable because it goes on some record that any employer can see. But trade schools are useless anyway.
Caleb Stewart
Same. If you’re some schizo diagnosed niggah, you’re not getting in. BUTT they even let in criminals now, they just don’t want you to be diagnosed nutjob. Drug conviction, robbery? Etc. Doesn’t even matter. They are loosening the standards to get Morenos in.
Tyler Long
>Why do people join the military in your country? They don't.
Robert Carter
>In the USA: >Because we live in a mad max nightmare hellhole with zero social support unless you’re a billionaire or an absolute specimen of a nigger, people join to get free healthcare, preferential zero interest home loans, decent full coverage car and life insurance, free education via GI Bill. It’s basically only immigrants, poor people, and the rare retard lower middle class faggot who thinks COD irl would be sweet. I literally just needed someone to yell at me to stop being a neet because my parents wouldnt do it. In retrospect 6 years was pretty overkill though
Christian Hughes
They suck at everything else and/or are women since women can be soldiers now.
John Gray
>Officers It's a family tradition, if your father was an officer their sons mostly study the career... So it became like a closed circle, actually they have meetings in a place called 'military circle'
>soldiers poor people, generally from the north, who join for the money and to get the free job course, because armed forces also teach jobs like bakery, mechanics, carpentry, plumbing, etc... So when the service is over ex-soldiers can get other occupations.
