/brit/

Nose has smelled funny ever since I picked it with fruity fingers

why the fuck are you guys awake at this hour

Considering getting FlightRadar24 Gold lads

Probably the same as the Mexican who was doing it with anime OPs last month
Honestly think foreign flags shouldnt be able to put /brit/ in the subject field

I have a job haha. Typing away, thats me shortly, once I get in of course

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This is my chance, she's on my turf now

I shall acquire an Ivanka gf

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I’m still on yank hours ffs.

I wouldn't mind so much if they weren't terrible, would be cool if people could make decent OC for the threads like /britfeel/ or something but there's no point because someone will just post any random shit 30 posts early.

Got a flight at 3pm innit

Imagine the smell

11pm my NiG

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I do, often

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Is the maccies iced latte any good?
Not sure if it's worth me getting one for free considering coffee gives me the shits and I have a train ride, plane ride, and bus ride today

/brit/ moves way too fast for those
Suppose they could do new OC every Monday or something

Business idea: Offshore my job to some pajeet for 15% of my salary

About to do what this girl did

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Work you subhuman

I'm incredibly rich and good-looking and funny and intelligent and confident and successful

Kek this is soon to be me

>21

Fucking hell

What do you mean OC, like a unique topic picture?

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i would just work at asda at that point

hi hungry im dad

haven't posted in a long while lads
any new gimmiques?

> tfw rich neet

Literally just get drunk on the beach every day occasionally take a trip to go party in a big city.

Will be offing myself as soon as the trust fund runs out desu. Work is a hideous business.

coked outta me fuckin head

She applied at Tesco and McDonald’s numerous times

Pray for Nigwit

stop painting your nails you freak

Just did a big cum

get a trade

something thread related for example

bit weird then. those are like teenager jobs. is she "overqualified" or what?

Kot

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Literally and unironically my backup plan if I don’t get a good career job by the end of the year is just killing myself

All I have to do is put the shotgun in my mouth, you brits have to be more creative

kot

It protects them from the sun

Imagine whinging about other people not creating OC

Not how it works, you don’t just “get a trade”, applying for an apprenticeship is just like applying for a job and it takes like 4 years to become a journeyman where you actually make half decent money

I went to fucking university for nothing

Should have done porn

haha imagine offing yourself for something silly like that

didn't think of that, sorry x

For me, it's getting drunk and jumping in front of a train doing 125mph
Looks plausible that it was an accident then

nardwuar has tartan tns
what a fresh cunt

Pathetic
Just become a homeless lad and live free anywhere, with no responsibilities

>applying for an apprenticeship is just like applying for a job

eh no, its literally if you know a lad you will get a start, first time i spoke to my boss was my first day of work

Call centres will hire literally anyone

The only thing humans are good for is work, what else should I live for

Can’t even live enjoyably without a well paying job, what’s the point

feeling a bit crook x

You wont wnjoy life with a job either. You've misunderstood how life works

Life isnt supposed to be enjoyed.

Homeless people live miserable drug addicted lives and are constantly being robbed

Rather top myself

Need a hammer taken to my testicles.

If it isn’t meant to be enjoyed then why do you think offing myself is silly

might actually kill myself some day soon

it's about time i got round to it

want me to make you a ginger tea?

yall will go to hell x

I have a question

keep your suicidal tendencies to yourselves you miserable cunts

Shouldn’t be hard to just put your head on some train tracks, why don’t more people do that?

If i was proper rich i would bother dodging taxes honestly.

That said i wouldnt spend most of my money either

aye

You freaks have such lame suicide plans train could easily just paralyze yourself also some poor bastard will have to clean up, not to mention everyone will know what you did

My plan:
> get kayak
> paddle out into ocean a few miles
> chug some vodka and take pills
> tie blocks to my feet
> jump off and shoot myself
> gun and body sink never to be found

Literally foolproof plus it will just be considered a boating accident

Quite a lot of waiting time in which to bottle it and go home

alri
*flicks on the kettle*

>miss shooting yourself or it's a non fatal wound
>drown helplessly
Great plan

You can reformulate your approach to life to live it more peacefully for better and for worse.

Your suicide will be the most suffering-filled climax and isnt necessary. It is comfier to just reevaluate life than force death upon yourself.

real earners were asics nowawadays mate
tns are for art school students

Or why not just drive your car as fast as it’ll go into a wall

Why don’t more people take the most basic ways out

Cope
Well that’s what the painkillers and alcohol are for

*changes the subject*

i got some all black asics i wear for work theyre getting a bit worn though so i might get a new pair soon

>Succumb to dehydration in your trek in to the ocean
>Pills and vodka just make you throw up
>Manage to shoot yourself but survive
>Drown to death

There's very little chance of surviving being hit by a train going that fast
If you lay with you neck on the tracks it's a guaranteed kill

>June
>rain forecast for 4 out of the next 7 days

>more peacefully
Sounds like enjoyment
>suffering
Buckshot to the brain stem will be instant and painless

both seem like a lot of effort tbf

reckon i could just mix some chemicals together and gas myself painlessly quite easily

You wont feel the aftermath of death, the relief you're craving you won't feel or be subject to.

You will only feel the suffering at the end

You'll need quite a heavy dose to anæsthetise the pain of your lungs filling with water and your head leaking out

how the hell are you all such suicidal losers?

For me, it's the guillotine

You can tie a bag around your head and fill it with a helium tank and die painlessly it’s called an exit bag

I’d do that but I literally live like 300 feet from train tracks. I also own a shotgun which is the easiest way

the kayanos were the 1 see all the iceheads wearing them lol

Life = pain
Death = no pain

Simple as

Feeling nothing is the point, nothingness is relief even if we don’t experience it

Nothing is better than suffering every day

Not so much enjoyment as being unphased.
>quick
Not if you factor in the thoughts the gut feeling the hesitation etc that directly precede it

Death = hell

aye but have heard helium tanks can be ineffective nowadays because they're mixing them with too much oxygen because we're running out of helium or something

also don't want to make a mess tbf

what if you got really into hiking and then went to nepal to hike everest but you dont stop and just keep hiking until you either get to the top or die on the way and if you do get to the top just jump off and people will think you just died trying to hike everest

Just light yourself on fire
Wear a sign saying “fuck niggers” or something and everyone will remember you

alright... so summer's here
your bodies are beach ready, right?