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pengsonville

we were within 2 seconds of eachother

FL?

Alri neocon

have a good day de lads

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this is about to me desu im so close to the fucking edge

Meanwhile she would be making millions showing off her body on Twitch and Paterson. So much for all that education dumb roastie cunt.

*Patreon

Obviously literal retard starving africans like chinks, they're just plundering the country while they build roads

we're all cheerin for you lad (to succeed with the job hunt)

My Vietnamese is coming along well and Ive made good business connections

wha yu mean, when yu say "half caste"?

Did you all come in your pants at the same time /brit/?

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Can't wait for him to be milkshaked.

wonder what shall transpire
interesting time for a state visit

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this

hope he batters Saddick

Unironically quite enjoy this

trump is right he's done a terrible job. doesn't mean trump hasn't also done a terrible job though

Khan is based
>cheap buses and night tube

What else is he supposed to do?

leftypol got trump shook, can hear him whimpering from here

>Only half his height

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Maybe stop London from becoming mad max

This, no sympathy for dumb roastoids who get every advantage in life and still manage to fuck up

night tube isn't khan
yes the bus hopper is probably the only thing he has achieved
nightlife - failure
crime - failure
curbing of foreign speculative investment - failure
housing problem - failure
social services spending - failure

I dont really know how much the mayor of the gla has control over london's crime. Seems more like a central government issue vis-a-vis fewer police officers

i sit on the desk directly opposite toilbergette at work and i can literally smell her menstruating fanny, absolutely grim why does she insist on wearing a skirt when shes on the rag

no way fuck off can you

>Met police: we need more funding
>Khan: no lol instead we get gender neutral traffic lights

>curbing of foreign speculative investment - failure
>housing problem - failure

literally nobody can stop these things though, for london to be affordable housing prices would have to drop by 1/2 overnight, and with LEGIONS of billionaires queuing up to buy property it just ain't gonna happen

>curbing of foreign speculative investment - failure
What policy levers does the gla have on this?
Seems like a central gov policy area.

imagine literally having an atomic bomb dropped on one of your cities, then having another atomic bomb dropped on another of your cities just three days later

Any English man in here knows what's the fastest way from Edinburgh to York?

Reminder that Sadiq Khan doesn't have much control over London, parliament does. Khan doesn't have control over police numbers, funding or strategy.

i sweareth

youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1ygUMOBIs

>he can't scent a female in season

>khan is the home sec

Sadiq khan is in charge of stuff like tfl and some housing policy.

Most policy areas people pin on him are at central or borough government levels

Run out of ASMR. Very troubling.

Now that third worlders can read and do our jobs wages are now a race to the bottom. The world will get better but the western middle class will be the price.

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i never said solve it instantly lad. boris johnson promoted foreign speculative investment into london, khan has done nothing to slow it. khan does not spend his time lobbying for more affordable housing, he does not spend his time forcing/overseeing new council construction nor forcing affordable acommodation by private developers.
there is a difficulty about where the overlap starts but something like the fire brigade has funding cut as a direct result of boris johnson's want. it's not purely on the whims of central government

What are africans going to do with all that shit anyway, better SOMEONE takes it

If Sadiq Khan paid the soldiers the footballers wages then maybe the trains would run on time

just crunched on a tictac and broke a filling fucks sake

t. Khan
Shouldn't you be telling people that acid attacks are a natural part of living in big cities?

did you know pornstars call us normal folk "civilians"?

that's a bit mental

some say my head looks like a tic tac

REALLY need to poo but this woman is taking up the entire alleyway to my house

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Sadiq Khan is of pakistani extraction

tic tacs are the poor man's altoids

blog on

Thingken about altoid sours

those are peng

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Sadiq Khan is unironically doing what he can do in that somewhat shite situation

not used those in a decade

>london has a manlet for a mayor
lmao, absolute state of londoners

tfw he's taller than me

business idea: minecraft with maoist characteristics

I remember once someone mentioned Khan's (lack of) height and he hated it
Trump's seen a weakness and pounced

what a character

>5'6
What the fuck, I had literally no idea this whole time.

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Didn't know he was THAT short
Hello homealone

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was at a house party on saturday
at 5'7 i was the shorest person there beside two girls. average guy was over 6ft. fucking grim lol

prayers to you lad

always enjoyed the walls game mode me

>That quote
Goodness gracious the word 'cope' is thrown around here a lot and I don't say it myself but this is almost certainly the definition of the word

5'10 stand on my money now I'm 5'11

How many girls were there?

only two mostly lads getting pised and watching the sport

5'9
The weird height where you're a manlet but youre still thought of as normal.

it's important for employees to blow off steam so they can get back to being productive but toilberg is an anti-semitic insult so please refrain from using it

What do girls even do in their sparetime

I cannot even fathom.

how you gonna call it a party if theres only 2 birds there haha more of a VF gathering

aight i apologise for my anti semitic language. i will refer to him as toilstein now.

uh oh

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Instagram and Twitter, that's literally it

rub their fannies over the love island cast and post on social media about how hard life is being female ugh ugh ughhh

-berg is german not jewish

most people already got birds lad. We are all 25+ as you get older you spend less time chasing girls and more time just having a laugh with the lads.

never do a deal with the devil

lol

they go into low-power mode

haha mad how china is literally conquering africa diplomatically and nobodies batting an eye

literally the only 2 flags that matters anymore

>take a loan out you can't afford
>wtf how could china do this