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>this is a good thing there is absolutely no problem here reeeeeeeee

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hello wikipedia

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THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???

*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS

Proud to be a straight white man. Part of the race that was the primary builder of half the world. still keeping my sanity instead of throwing it. Let's hear it for straight white people! Without us, LGBT wouldn't even exist to complain about us

in every dream home a black gf

you there, fetch me my breakfast crisps!

What’s the single biggest red flag for a potential gf?

For me, it’s if she owns horses

most essential green flags
>hates non-whites
>hates jews
>virgin
>doesn't have snowflake body modifications (tattoos, piercings, colored hair, ...)
I'm willing to overlook almost any other flaw, as long as she checks those four marks

my dream home is a black gf

Thats the pride before the fall, baby.
Very English post

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how often are you gonna come across a lass that owns a horse?

>multi-ethnic confederation held together by the strong arm of the CCP

it's 93% Han. If you're not Han then you probably hate the CCP and are then just subjigated by the CCP's strong arm, but for the other 93% it's Confucian ethos.

>US tells UK to back down or else
>UK backs down
oh no, did they really?

my green flags:
she likes me

that's all I need

@metpoliceUK lock up this racist ASAP!

pass the spliff

Me great nan got brought home by me great gandpa from the Queensland after ww2

Rorkes are utterly useless. They are too dumb to work in STEM, they aren't sophisticated enough to enrich British culture by doing arts/literature/music, they don't contribute to economy.
Why aren't we castrating them yet?

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street urchin

dunno if that'd be good for you mate

Loads of girls where I live own horses, pretty common in the countryside here

have no respect for the yank

rorke on the ropes

I for one come across them daily.

Han is not a monolithic ethnicity or identity that's CCP propaganda. There's more variation along China's southern coast alone than in all of Europe.

tattoos

Idolization of petty or vapid behavior

i need to vibrate higher

imagine the numerous poundings her fanny got haha

this is not the hill i want to die on
*teleports*

noted

*passes doob to the right*

come out ye black and tans, come out and fight drumpf like a man

*parades a huge balloon of rorke in a nappy around the capital*

schiz just stole my post

pass the spaff

rorke off his rocker

Has anyone been dabbed on harder in history?

>The mines in the Battle of Messines comprised a series of underground explosive charges, secretly planted by British tunnelling units beneath the German 4th Army lines near the village of Mesen in Belgian West Flanders during the First World War.

>Starting from 3.10 a.m. on 7 June 1917, the mines at Messines were fired within the space of 20 seconds. The joint explosion ranks among the largest non-nuclear explosions of all time and surpassed the mines on the first day of the Somme fired 11 months before. The sound of the blast was considered the loudest man-made noise in history. Reports suggested that the sound was heard in London and Dublin, and at Lille University's geology department, the shock wave was mistaken for an earthquake.

>The combined explosion is considered to have killed more people than any other non-nuclear man-made explosion in history; it killed approximately 10,000 German soldiers between Ypres and Ploegsteert.

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*you materialise next to me at the pub*
German lad lectured you about the Chinese again mate?

Being born in the past 100 is usually a big one

dont cry rorke!

fuckin fuar alri

Is that true?

rorke soiling his Next jeans

dated non whites before me

Dyed hair, even if it's dyed a 'natural' colour.

Yeah look i read a Youtube comment once and decided to regurgitate the parts of it that i remembered. Got the edge over him after my first response, and was feeling pretty confident. Guess he just knew more than me.

Rorke denying climate change

rorke inventing conspiracy theories about the chinese state

What the fuck is wrong with leftypol
Feel like we're living in 1918 Russia where people are killing others for having different political opinions

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im 26 and have only had 3 serious relationships, bit ashamed honestly since my younger deano brother is either in a routine of shagging numerous women or in a relationship

yeah but no imagine multicultural nations within the multi nation EU trying to co-ordinate the single minded hive juggernaut. We'll only be weaker than them by miles. Ifor one know for sure I'm not fighting for a Mgubu or Rasheed led Britain if that happens in the future. China knows this and can easily inflame this

britain cries out for chinese loans

/brit/'s dream

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everyone is on your team
just take your medication

rorke covered in milkshake

rorke smoking a cafe creme on his lunch break

Hmmm thinking about it every girl I’ve dated has had dyed hair. My last gf had purple hair and my current gf has it green at the moment

Ah well, next time mate
*buys pints*

blog on you uninteresting cunt

What do you think is more likely mate: that the world's oldest civilisation covering 10 million plus square miles including desert, jungle, fertile river plains, inhospitable steppe and everything in between just happened to coalesce into a perfectly ethnically, socially and culturally homogeneous and harmonious society in the last 50 years? Or that the CCP is trying to downplay internal divisions so they won't be exploited by their enemies?

Love the bongs, start bant'ing the first thing I do, oi bruv! Yer a bit of tosser yea?
Ya bloody cunt I swear on my mum!
Ya'll talk a bunch online but yer ears turn red when you hear the C-word, yea?
Fookin 'ell!

But pakis weird me out, it's like my indepth knowledge of elitist entrapment ventures, like the bullingdon club or the guilds connected to the city, weird them out some how.
Common folk doesn't really know or seldom care to...
I can't trust shitskins...

Ironically that baby balloon is one of the most juvenile things they could do.

That’s fairly normal lad, I’m 23 and only had 4 gfs. One was a 4 year relationship and another 2 and a half though.

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What do girls mean by "traveling" in their tinder bios?
Technically getting the bus to town to have my ingrown toenail removed is traveling

leftypol presenting on BBC 2

alri jim carrey from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

countdown to iftar got me like

rorke filling his fathers sandwiches with tongue on a mutton day

How does the McDonald's app work lads
Can I order it now but have it ready for later?

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shat on by saudi princes

they have the
>we are the good guys so we can do whatever we want
mentality
which makes them think that any violence against people they don't like is justified because "they're nazis, we have to beat them!"

what on earth

that was just the one girl, moron

ah yes
the anglos

Y-yeah hehe. I know the feeling.

yeah he didn't know that though cause his mind was all melded

means they're "travellers"

one of mikey's cousins I'd imagine

Woman with whom I went on a date told me that men could like 'cock' (i.e. being pegged) without being gay and I guess she's right

If tinder taught me anything it’s that most women are boring cunts. 90% of bios had “I love to travel” “show me your dog” or some comment on drinking too much.

Like Mikey?

Sex in a relationship >>>>> hook ups/one night stands

Drunk hookups are unfulfilling and always the same. Once you've been with a girl for a few months you get to know what gets your other half going. The sex with my ex gf was phenomenal, especially when we started experimenting. Never had anything like it since.

need a goth gf

What have you personally done to help build the world?

Oh you made some shitposts on /brit/ at 10:45 on a monday morning. Very impressive

*keeps replaying the interactions with the German in my head*
this wasn't the hill i wanted to die on

Surely that many women haven't been shat on by Saudi princes?