/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

The """""""Chirping"""""""" Crickets edition

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What /mu/ are you listening to?
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I don't like music

at all?

no

do you listen to talk radio or podcasts even?

podwhat?

Do you like working 60 hour weeks though? How long do you work?

A Virginians job is never done. so all the time

Well, I went down town this mornin', left my gate unlatched
When I came back home, that fool in my 'tattoo patch
You know, he diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm

Well that explains it. I've known several guys who can't find any entertainment...entertaining so they work overtime.

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I had a moment last night. a cousin came over with their fiance and somehow the war came up. someone said something about a war over slaves and i think i let my power level slip cause I said loudly in the most autistic tone: it was about states rights, not slaves. his fiance game me a very dirty look.

haha missisippi

I know..

give me one reason why the germans should be allowed to exist

Canon fodder to slow the Russian's advance on France during WWIII

we could easily fill that gap with Poles or any other servile race

Why the fuck would we need the Germans to be cannon fodder when we could just replace their race with one American MUHREEN with an M-16 Assault Rifle© and be ten times more effective than the Germans ever were

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So I can continue to troll them and inflict misery on them which is really the only form of entertainment I have before I become homeless.

Ah yes the ol reliable M-16 that was found jammed on Marines bodies numerous times in Vietnam

Woke

I should add I actually don't hate the Germans but find them to be fascinating specimens. If I was richer I'd start a private army with austistic Germans and go and fuck shit up overseas for the lulz but unfortunately I can't and they are the best trolling targets because they have no humor so they are unable to recognize my trolling as trolling and respond to it in rage or try to ignore it before it gets to a tipping point and they lash out simultaneously

Like two days ago when I was trolling and they tried their best not to give me (You)'s until I said I had sexual intercourse with their grandfathers and watched their throat fat/turkey neck jiggle while they performed oral sex on me and that finally set them off and I got like 3 (You)'s at the same time asking me what I was trying to achieve while calling me a racial slur....

Basically that made me realize all those times I trolled and didn't get (You)'s was still worth it since misery was inflicted all the same even if they were putting on a stoic poker face....

So yeah.

if you build it, i will cum

absolutely based
any pain you can inflict on the germans is effort well spent

WHO KILLED THE FLAGS

OH THEY'RE BACK

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Good cars, great beer and breathtaking castles.

But we can just man the castles with proper humans, drive Twingos, and drink Belgian beer

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>French cars
Yuck.

Yeah that part may have been ironic

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RATHER DRIVE FRENCH THAN G*RMAN

Support my Latin brothers the Romanians by buying Dacias

LOOKS GOOD, CANT TURN OFF CAPS UNTIL I REBOOT

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ALRI

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NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYOOOOOOOOOOO

that Cherokee braves flag would be good to wave in a liberals face.

it has the words trans and cherokee on it. they would have to be sexist and racist not to like it.

I don't listen to music anymore, after so many years it gets very same-ey
if something good came along id listen but I aint heard anything that good so no dice.

AFTERNOON BUDS

HOW'S IT HANGIN

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WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING IN HERE

BECAUSE WE CAN

ITS CALLED FREEDOM YOU FUCKING EUROPOOR DO YOU SPEAK IT?

PRETTY GOOD BROTHER

BASED AND REDPILLED

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1969 CHEVROLET CAMARO SS
2002 CHRYSLER PT CRUISER
2013 NISSAN MURANO

----------LIVE FREE OR DIE---------

>1969 CHEVROLET CAMARO SS

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>That perfectly trimmed unnatural patch of grass in the middle of the desert

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kys twink

hey have you ever been to burgundy? if yes, whats it like?

I've been to the Nièvre département (western Burgundy) in a tiny hamlet called Oudan for a couple weeks, and a day to Dijon

The hamlet part was total countryside, it wasn't a wine area but agriculture and catlle with pretty patches of woods, it felt very much out if time and I had excellent resting nights
I also visited a bit the Morvan regional nature park east of where I was, which was even more empty and wooded countryside as the land reached higher altitudes. Not wilderness but absolutely devoid of any big town and 100% rural

Dijon looked like it had lots of potential for touristy stuff but I was busy and didn't get to visit the dozen pretty churches I saw
The streets were very comfy and preserved tho, and I had a feast of local cheese breaded and cooked in the oven

Would visit again

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I think the lizard outside my window wants to be friends.
is it hot in the summer? does anywhere in the med get 30c?

suck my ween dumb slavshit lmao

>ween
lol

Faggot is assblasted
i repeat
The faggot is assblasted

you can blast my ass daddy uwu

There's a Jewish-American band called ween that depending on how mentally ill I feel at the time actually is pretty good but they are mentally ill Jews and often their lyrics are shit if not always.

I see.

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Are you the guy who used to post as "con" or are you a parody of him?

he is an imposter, i'm the real con

i'm him

everyone knows it's you macon

no proof i'm macon

>no proof i'm macon

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I'm the real con. It takes real confidence to be a confidence man.

Dear Mr. Sawyer,

Your don't know me, but I know you, and I know what you done. You stole my daddy's money and had sex with my mother making my daddy kill my mom and then himself. All I know is your name, but one of these days I'm gonna find you and give you this letter so you know what you done. You killed my parents, Mr. Sawyer.

MACONS DEAD UNTIL PROVEN TO BE ALIVE

ispilledcoffeeomykeyoardadsoowicatpressspacearoracouplekeys

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iktf aside from the coffee part. Use onscreen keyboard.

I just went downstairs and took my parent's shitty rubberdome for the time being. Just gotta give my shekels to based unicomp once again for the repair.

JUST PUT IT IN A WASHING MACHINE AND LET IT DRY WELL

Oh yeah it can get pretty hot since it's continental climate, it lacks the winds the blow around the coast down south. Not as hot as the hottest American places tho

Of course it gets above 30°C around the Med coast, most cities here have average summer temperatures well above that, and tend to top the averages often these past few years

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Record high* and not average temps above 30°

I'd say a standard summer day in my town is between 33 and 36°C
Above and below start to get noticed as unusually high or low by the locals

i need to draw some sort of rat drinking a shitload of beer while piggybacking a large hunchbag animal

Give me some examples about large hunchback animals

infact i need to draw like a shitton of animals so just throw names at me

godzilla

fuck you

GOJIRA

this is the first photo Google images shows when you search "large hunchbacked animal"

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How about a boar?

boar sounds good

Seems like a nice time to go swimming in Conway, Arkansas right now :D

A BOAR???

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shut the fuck up virginia

":D"

What's the point of this general?

Yank-free Elder Scrolls discussion

Dagoth Ur's a faggot.

yeah it the south it gets pretty hot like 35c along the coastal south and closer to 30c around Kentucky. but also the winters tend to be a bit cooler like -1c to -5. thats a trend I've noticed is that in France and Europe; the highs are less high and the lows are less low. Must be the coast effect? I'm not sure what a few degrees would do in affecting wine.

have you been to Die, France?

memes

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hinds trying vr

me right now 2bh

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daily piss drawer post

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Secularist mayor is a cultist sympathizer

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what is apu trying to accomplish in this image?

suicide

don't post frogs

fuck off fat retard

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suck deez nutz

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syrians attacking people with butcher knives in istanbul

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>syrian ban on migrating to istanbul
>they still come here anyway after a year

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syrians getting beaten cause their car is a stolen, istanbul

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syrian shouting ''i want to behead turks they are pigs'' in bursa

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syrian gang attacking turks in istanbul