/brit/
pissing on british graves
I love Maisie.
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OH NO NO NO
I'm English
While I don't agree with the messaging of this one Russian gentleman I admire his effort
thinking about all the incels we've loved and lost
left about 6 shitposts on to marinade before i went to toil
came back. Every single one of the threads died with no more replys
kind of what to neck
beto?
right mate you're nicked
youtube.com
BING BING
someone just rang my doorbell. simply not answering as I'm not expecting anyone and anyone who is coming over knows to text me in advance cause I literally won't answer largely on account of me being a bit of a cunt
(You) look like (You) could (You)se a (You) friend
How's it foing, lads, now that I'm here?
reckon you should try that power on /fr/
Boomer parents literally could not fathom this one.
So fucking based
>A non-exhaustive selection of common British English terms not commonly used in Australian English include (British usage in italic; Australian usage in bold):[32] artic/articulated lorry (semi-trailer); aubergine (eggplant); bank holiday (public holiday); bedsit (one-bedroom apartment); bin lorry (garbage truck); cagoule (raincoat); candy floss (fairy floss); cash machine (automatic teller machine/ATM); child-minder (babysitter); chivvy (nag); clingfilm (Glad wrap/cling wrap); cooker (stove); crèche (child care centre); courgette (zucchini); dungarees (overalls); dustbin (garbage bin/rubbish bin); dustcart (garbage truck/rubbish truck); duvet (doona); Elastoplast/plaster (band-aid); estate car (station wagon); fairy cake (cupcake); free phone (toll-free); full fat milk (full-cream milk); goose pimples (goose bumps); half-term (school holiday/mid term); hoover (v) (to vacuum); horsebox (horse float); ice lolly (ice block/icy pole); juicy bits (pulp); kitchen roll (paper towel); lorry (truck); marrow (squash); moggie (domestic short-haired cat); nettled (irritated); off-licence (bottle shop); pavement (footpath); people carrier (people mover); potato crisps (potato chips); red/green pepper (capsicum); pillar box (post box); plimsoll (sandshoe); pushchair (stroller/pram); saloon car (sedan); skive (v) (to wag/play truant); snog (v) ( to kiss); swan (v) (to leave in an ostentatious way); sweets (lollies); tangerine (mandarin); utility room (laundry); Wellington boots (gumboots); white spirit (turpentine).
>child-minder
are you fucking joking?
Just realised the previous edition's still chugging along
Like we're all here lads come on over wahey
neetlife hanging over me like the shield of damocles
pwooorr
hmm not sure that ones true as i posted "babysitter" the other day and no one called me out on it
Trump literally just tweeted that Sadiq Khan is a stone-cold loser and a manlet one minute before his plane landed here.
Said he's a terrible mayor and should focus on crime in London instead of him
lmao.
then don't watch whoever that is get your head checked genghis
>juicy bits
heh
ah sheila you fat cunt get is another icy pole out the top box
>tangerine (mandarin)
theyre two different things you freaks
giz a you lads
is this BOXXY
cant tell if thats my fart i can smell or if my dogs done a shit somewhere but corrrrrr im proud if thats me
much of the british vocabulary is utterly bizarre
childminder = you drop off your child somewhere else
babysitter = someone comes to your house
Don't know what's harder, womens unending fight against discrimination and objectification or my cock?
Jonathan Pie is alright
He had some very rational commentary after Trump was elected
>dungarees
PLEASE tell me that's not a word
decided my lordly name would be lord parsnipstone. you get your lordly name by combining your favourite vegetable with your favourite imperial unit
all i want for christmas is jew
There is no center. "Centrists" and near-leftists are agents of the bourgeoisie as surely as Hitler and Mussolini.
bank holiday and bored out of my tits. probably head out in a bit and do some shopping or something
arseing about like this at the weekend is fine cause its standard and deserved after toiling for the week, but during the week it just feels weird and out of place
any objections?
Canadian English > Australian English >>>>> Yank English >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> British "English" >>>>> (power gap) >>>>>>> everything else.
alri
t. potatofoot
MUMMY I DON'T WANT THE DRINK WITH JUICY BITS :(
dubs and trump converts to Islam
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
It's even better in German
>Fruit meat
>*REPEATEDLY YELLS AND SCREAMS AT THE CAMERA WHILST PRETENDING TO BE A REPORTER*
HOW IS THIS ON THE BBC???!!!!
WTF LOVE THE BBC NOW
Isn't Canadian English some strange hybrid between British and Yank English
Thanks for the high ranking though
is it true that it's illegal for anyone except the queen to kill a swan
I have a coherent world view and a sense of identity
Thinking about her again
That's funny
canadian english the the same as american english
nobody apart from you can tell the difference aside from some archaic shit only your culchies use and you pretend exist
centrists are fence sitters who don't deserve respect
simple as
yes lad dungarees are the things that come up over your shoulders
this
you cleaned yourself up after that post-work wank yet finlad?
no
fucking hate Jonathon pie
makes the most banal observations
Probably was just an aid
a woman
based and seasidemark pilled
yeah kinda
wah wah wahhhh god fuck off all you’ve done is moan the entire fucking day you insufferable little gimp get a grip lmao
To be more exact:
East Canadian English >> West >>>>>> Central
sounds like an australian community
only brainlets can't tell the difference
only you lot would notice the difference
Started writing all the things I would like to adore about Maisie, but I've run the office out of printer paper and must needs buy more
got told off for cultural appropriation after trying to get a totem pole past customs
great post
ignorant negroid.
WHOA cool it there dudemeister
there is no reason to be upset
Unit
haha imagine jenny and contrapoints tying you up and doing sexual things to you hahahahahahahaha
please explain to me how hitler and mussolini who were explicitly against any form of internationalism are agents of the bourgeoisie while communists are 100% aligned with the views of capital
I am an ignorant negroid.
This didn't happen
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT!!
GTF UUUUT!!!
Still would be then again I'm freaky tall
you didn't need to post this
You're gay if you wouldn't take a little chunk out of his botty
good egg
That's a real ugly motherfucker
Please explain to me how communists who advocate revolution to eliminate private property are aligned with the views of capital (which is private property) while Hitler and Mussolini who passionately defended private property aren't.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket lads
anxious that I'll randomly die one day while browsing Jow Forums and when they find my body they'll see a bunch of Jow Forums threads on my laptop and everyone will know I was a sad cunt who posted on Jow Forums
i have a headache
not an argument
>you will never be seasoned
why doesn't this freak get a haircut and lose 20 pounds