Euro trash will never know what It feels like to go to the country fair and eat footlong corndogs and cheese curds...

>euro trash will never know what It feels like to go to the country fair and eat footlong corndogs and cheese curds drinking Budweiser and watching a demolition derby

You guys don't know what yo our missing it's fun to tease the Carnys

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can you even drink beer out in public in usa?

in an event, yes

what's stopping euros from flying to the US and going to one
do they have minimum weight requirements?

This is what happened when netherlands tried to have a mini destruction derby
youtube.com/watch?v=cvxv6b1s6zg

Europe isn't really prepared for these kind of events

>in an event
pathetic. so if i'm thirsty as fuck and sitting in some park i can't even drink beer to quench my thirst

I set up a future email to myself every year right before the fair to remind myself how I always regret going. Too much money, not very fun.

I'll also never experience dancing to the full moon while a one-armed aboriginal man is eating ham while trying to sing Lana Del Rey but I don't see how that's relevant nor why you think I care about not being able to experience it

Pathetic

This a what I'm talking about when I say demo derpy though

youtu.be/UOz92lEZTbw

that is illegal
my city has one of the few public exception in the entire country, it is a small boardwalk in front of a river during specific hours in the day

The fuck is a corndog?

Why would I in a park? When I could sit in a lawn chair in my driveway and spit fill pickle sunflower seeds while drinking Coors and watching the neighbors mow

a deep fried hot dog
oh say can you see

Sorry we have all of that.

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Hot dog dipped in cornmeal batter and deep fried. Pretty good with some good mustard.

Wow good for you I'll scratch Norway and Sweden off the eurotrash list

That seems pretty fun though

>Sweden has demolition derbys
holy fuck sweden is based

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>demolition derby
We have that. And all the rest.
>Kivik
My man, my dad always drive in the demo. I'm gonna try this year I think.

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suddenly nordcuck genes in the midwest makes more sense now. based

Eternal ally

>visit the US
>attend a demolition derby
>quite excited for it
>remembering the video games and carmageddon and shit
>it starts
>already broken cars driving backwards into eachother
>surrounded by fat sweaty southerners hollaring

never again

what did you expect user they're not going to use cars that aren't already piles of shit

Kek. We have to kinds of demolition derbys here.
One is a track based "no rules first over the finish line" kinda race where people smash their way through 5-6 laps.
The other is a traditional open space free for all.

I like the lap based ones, it's utter chaos. Cars going 50-60 mph and pretty much tries to kill each other.

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I’ve eaten corn dog in the US. It was shit.

Gimme a basic rundown on the dutch, why can't they form into crowds?
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Hey that's from Semesterracet here in Vimmerby!

Nothing better than to drink beer and watch people go nuts.

>youtube.com/watch?v=k4ak7wGPGCc

we do the same kinda but the track overlaps each other so they have to weave through oncoming traffic
youtube.com/watch?v=N1uXHxPbqYA

well I wasn't expecting brand new ones, but also not shit like before the race even started

'MERICA

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Ah yes I love that. Pure madness.

better example
youtube.com/watch?v=daCASwBDFoU
most of the cars are wreck salvages from the junkyard

>>youtube.com/watch?v=k4ak7wGPGCc

What's the point of this? I can understand fat muricans enjoying this but here in Sweden?
Fucking white trash cunts.

Go eat a bag of dicks user. Folkrace is fun. You know, FUN?

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it's fun user, all motorsports are fun

>destroying cars for no reason
>"fun"

They're all junkyard stuff that was going to be scrapped anyways

hehe lel look im gay xD

This. All the cars are scrap that has been written off already, usually bought for beer money pretty much, had a roll cage welded in and given a spray can paint job.

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That's Romania