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Edition: slags

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OI SOME BUGGER NICKED ME BIRDS KNOCKERS

just died a thousand times

Reroll

council houses look so wealthy while houses here look poor

praise kek

thighs

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Looks like a bloke
Feel bad for women with masculine features in this day and age, everyone will be second guessing if they are a trannie or not.

That's a man

just because they are made of brick?

it is a bloke...

anyone who says they're 18 is probably underage

Do you ever worry that people are using a extension that lets them see who posts what and you're effectively posting under a profile name despite thinking you're posting anonymously

Just don’t find most white women attractive, simple as

wtf uk?

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pro tier bait

is google broke

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whats it like living in a two story council house

Scary thought
It would be crazy if people could distinguish me from all the british posters

left girl has near perfect eyes for a guy lol

Salty coins

yes that's what a red flag is
having one or two doesn't mean you're a neonazi, but having a fair amount of them probably suggests that you are
and the army want to clean up their image, especially in this day and age

Try looking at ones that aren't from Britain

this but black instead of white women and all instead of most

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donald trump putting khan in his place
brit losers seething

Would just be a return to normalcy really, the army and soldiers were considered the scum of the earth up until the Crimean War

incels to the left of me neurotypicals to the right

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imagine living in a council house with a chavette gf

the sex over time graph

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on my fifth naan

are they forgetting any other extremists?
it doesn't sound like they have a problem with communists or marxists, even the violent ones

men in black men

*enters thread*

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*Turns left to face you*
Hmm...

No one likes Khan lad

I don't think far left types join the army

HOLY FUCKING PENG PENG PENG

4 naan distributed between 3 people is perfectly reasonable

its 9 o clock, im the piano man
and im in the bar that im in
theres a piano man sitting next to me
and im playing piano with him

Theyre playing funk music at gymtoil today instead of the usual rubbish pop

Feels better

Gay

my gf is a man. that's a red flag, having one or two doesn't mean I should break up with her, but if she has anymore red flags I'll change my mind

FUCK sake I wish to rescind my previous statement

dfw no chavette gf

no it isnt
be quiet

hello boat driver from the end of Some Like it Hot

Gym music is horrific, the PTs leading one of those meme female classes keep playing that fucking albatross song

He ordered pilau and naan though

right wing bongs are peak cringecore

that's just what a marxist in the army would say

They have a problem with anyone that disrupts unity. It's the military, you can't have stuff like that happening, especially when there are minorities serving alongside you. You'll never be effective otherwise.

We are living under an absolute state of terror like no people in history has had to

bet most /brit/s live in council houses

*Points at my earphone*
Sorry, mate. Can't hear you

I thought boot camp was supposed to purge everyone of their allegiances to anything but the military

>im an albatross
>its time to say goodbye
>thats perfect to me
>uptown funk you up
>thinking about youuu thinking about youuu now
>i am i am i am giant *trumpet hook*
>dont you worry dont you worry child

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Wish the government would give me a house, instead I rent a SINGLE room in a 6 bedroom house

no we're not

what are some sites to get in touch with escorts in england

implicit in the statement "4 naan Jeremy? 4? that's insane* is that the quantity of naan is insane independent of the rest of the order

Not rorke, clearly.

Forgot my earphones one day and just decided not to go at all, fuck spending an hour listening to that shit

Why wouldn't you just use earphones?

is google broke

want a slag gf
how do i do it

>She's 15.

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why do british women enjoy cucking their SO so much?

Some places mug you off with small naans too.

on my 9786th puff

I almost enjoy the feeling of being constipated and try and prolong it sometimes.
It's painful but not in an unbearable way.
the shit at the end is always more satisfying.

without patriotism what have you got?
just a wage, or being a political accessory
how is that unifying?

this dishoom naans are good but the portion is pathetic

feels embarrassing to google that

any British people who like tradition are cringey

Hang around a college and sell weed, make sure it’s a college and not a sixth form though

That is anal stimulation and that is most definitely gay

Fall off when im lifting.

>stuck in the cycle shes a little bit psycho
>shes a sunflower shes a sunflower
>kick it jackie chaaaaan
>ooo ooo oo something qua qua qua something all night long

a man of culture I see

This is not the best place to get opinions from British women

Truthfully, the white English man needs to stand up and remove every single non-white from these lands by force

I'll bang you out in one punch, no questions asked.

how could he be so cruelhouse

I want to rape the one on the right

in other thread there is this brit who says that polish shops in UK are bad becasue it's a sign of polacks in England not integrating
but i've seen English parising Paki shops etc as a sign of multicultularism
do brits really hate slavs that much?

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Give me one reason not to report this post to the authorities

If you read the actual pamphlet and article, you'd understand that it's a bit more nuanced than that. At least, that's how I understand it.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7082855/British-army-officers-told-soldiers-calling-patriots-extremists.html

I remember going to the tomb of the unknown soldier on some school trip and someone asked who it was