I literally don't wear anything over $40, don't even have a fucking car and never show off but somehow lots of people I meet still have a 6th sense that I'm "rich".
What the fuck am I doing that tips people off? I just want to make genuine friends for once
What's your attitude like? Are you a douche? Are you a one-upper?
Juan Watson
Are you a skinny and white male and decent looking? that's probably why
being skinny and decent looking makes people think another person is rich
only fat and not great looking people are stereotyped as poor
Daniel Price
also darker skin = stereotyped as poorer lighter skin = stereotyped as richer
Hudson Watson
It's your attitude. Do you walk around and not give a fuck? Most people that look like they don't give a fuck while also being stereotypically white and skinny are just immediately judged as being pretty well off.
You don't have the look of a wagecuck tired all the time from work.
Anthony Hernandez
I'm just chill, I've literally never done extravagant shit like buying dinner for everyone or giving expensive gifts but like clockwork nearly almost once a month I'll meet someone who just wants me to buy them shit or """""""""""invest"""""""""" in their business idea
Levi Perez
I am somewhat in good shape, decent looking but not white
Being non white is fucking based. I can spout 1488 tier stuff all day and nobody can call me out on it.
Easton Hernandez
The fuck? When I see a fat person I automatically assume they can afford more food than they need and don't half to do shit to burn it off. Conversely really poor people are usually skin and bones. Most ancient civilizations and poor countries worshipped fat people for the very same reason they worshipped light skinned people who never had to go outside in the sun.
Brayden Foster
Wrong
Gabriel Hill
LARP
Bentley Watson
In burgerland, cheap processed food = more carbs = fat fucks
Elijah Jackson
Those are just dumb, insecure people. Even if you're suffering from a horrible disease and drowning in debt, they would still you're privileged. Just disregard them.
Jace Barnes
Fat people are either rich folks, people who don't work physically demanding jobs, or people living on welfare.
Samuel Sanders
Could be you have some nice looking basic stuff such as shoes/wallet(fancy credit cards)/watch/phone or it could be you hang out in places full of desperately ambitious people. It could be the way you talk about and reference things where what you talk about suggests you a very financially secure.
Daniel Murphy
Thats entirely false. I have always had a super high matabolism. I eat 8 slices of a large pizza pie by myself for lunch and i don't gain any weight. I am rich
Logan Hughes
If you've ever used the words "30% return on investment is not super interesting" that might tip them off.
Brody Ross
weak humblebrag, assuming it's even true
Nolan King
What do you drive?
John Wright
>anxiety eating from stress >cheap food is full of sugar/fat >in burgerland veggies are more expensive than a 1500 calorie burrito
Eli Green
I'm not humblebragging you. I just want to have a fucking friend that isn't there for any of my material possessions
I literally don't drive, I take the train and uber everywhere I go