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I can slow for days at a time.

>or fuckups
I work at tesco mate

Donde esta Beto?

got food poisoning from a pukka pie lads
was too sick to even continue rereading beastars

do you think the queen watches the news?

is that you beto

i think she posts here

describe brit in one picture

Are there pits in the UK?

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no i dont

senile old cunt probably thinks thatch is still the pm lol

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Most number of (you)'s I ever got here is when I posted a picture of my fridge and people asked why I had three different kinds of butter

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Why did you have three kinds of butter?

bizarre to think the anglo-saxons built england out of nothing
must've been like gods back then

not gonna happen this time pal sorry

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didn't know Brass Eye did another special

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Housemate/landlord slapped a 50% rent hike on me by text just before he went on holiday for a month, and I'm still bloody SEETHING desu. Can't see any way that this will resolve itself other than me telling him "Jog on you fucking jewish cunt", bringing an abrupt end to our 15-year friendship

why were people confused? that's just obvious different butters for difference dishes. butters taste very different just like breads or types of cheese.

Seem a few Union Jack's being flown and a few St George's Cross as well so I reckon I'm in a unionist area

why are brits like this?
they're so fucking cringey

House share

why do girls wear crop tops like the girl on the right. just looks a bit weird

>three different kinds of butter
what's wrong with this
a spreadable one for sandwiches/toast
salted block butter for cooking
unsalted butter for baking

You should report it.

that doesn't sound legal but for all I know in britain as a tenant you may have to let him fuck your wife on your wedding night

what else is there to do when you're stuck on an island?

brasseye wasn;t supposed be be a documentary.......

blog on you jewish cunt

yes
some kid on a council estate gets its face chewed off by one every couple of months or so

I think it looks peng and I wouldn't mind donating to her patreon

Shagged a 17 year old last night.
Theres no going back once you've felt something like that

good that no heinous personalities are about
post quality has seen a massive increase

cuz celebrities have worn them so bland females will try to emulate that fashion
honestly if you pay attention to women's fashion and makeup you realise that most of them are complete and utter basic bitches

Crop tops mentioned. TAKE COVER!

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It's not wrong per-se.
It's weird, but not wrong.

describe my boy

why do orangemen fly st. george's cross
aren't all of their ancestors from scotland?

They're cucks

who woke up one day and thought what my outfit is missing is air around my belly button

Because we're old schoolmates we didn't bother with a tenancy agreement, and admittedly I've lived at the place for a year and my rent's been below the market rate which is why he might feel justified in raising it by that much

bent hands typed this post

keep the bottles down below the seats boys, the posting police are about

small brains

they are the most confused race on earth

they're trolls

they're cucks

you really need to have sex

to be fair, st george himself was from syria

The tightness, the soft youthfulness of their skin, the slim tight body

me

no homosexual men wear crop tops too you troglodyte

getting a distinct whiff of boiled cabbage from these posts

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hope we live to see a united ireland

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sorry lads just farted

you're in /shit/, they're pakis

It's the Ulster Banner they fly, not St George's Cross
Can't stand Ulstermen but they have a very staunch flag

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>if you don't worship every bland thing women do you're gay!

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love the red hand
such a good symbol
you just know they're the good guys like a superhero

What would happen if you showed up to one of those Orange marches in a Celtic F.C kit?

you have no affiliation to england arselicker

what does the hand mean?

they don't make the most of that hand. should slapping people about with inflatable red gloves not spitting on people

It's because it shows the bare midriff you dumb cunt, mind you I wouldn't support yank burger queens baring their midriff with a crop top

i'm in england you smelly brown cunt.

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>I am Northern Irish
>however I am not Irish I am British
mentalists

Used to worship females until I learnt how utterly disgusting and unclean most are.

it's burger king not burger queen you dumb cunt

bunch of them would pretend to be outraged so they had an excuse to be violent

I do thanks

only been here 5 minutes and she already got BLACKED

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both of you wogs shut up

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Such an artist... tho i’m korean and have no deep understand about western culture, i could always find some true beauty in thom yorke’s song.... always respect him

why are catholic terrorist monkeys so violent and protestants so clear-minded and willing to compromise?

800 comments for 21k views is pretty good going

The so-called cultural Marxism

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>willing to compromise
Ha

Old symbol of Ulster, something about a mythical boat race to become King of Ulster, with the caveat that the first person to touch the shore would win. One of the contestants was in second place and going to lose, so cut off his hand and threw it at the shore and succeeded in winning, hence a red hand (from blood).
Ironically the whole myth and symbol predate the Protestant plantations in Ulster by hundreds of years.

it's just weird and crawly
>ooh yeah we're british teehee god save the queen and all that
nah fuck off you're from ireland
you are not british

watched a film last night called “the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie”
it was alri

racism against whites is not possible

failing a levels as we speak

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midriff isn't sexy though it's not an erogenous zone

fuck white people
fuck trump
fuck brexit
fuck the tories
fuck pints
fuck crisps
fuck slags
fuck kebabs
fuck the footy
fuck morrissons
fuck tesco
fuck the working class
fuck morrissey
fuck off

yes well done watching one of the most famous surrealist films

how you doing lad. what subject you taking.

i agree

huh
what do you eat then? curry?

remember how brexit was meant to allow the government to fund the NHS by an additional £18bn a year but now it's turned out that the yanks are going to demand the NHS gets privatised instead when the UK begins trade negotiations with them?

how'd that happen?