Just stole the phone and wallet of some tall, blonde western guy

>his hair is the night sky

It's ok, I already bought a new one.

How much loot did you get?

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just over 300 euros

>phone
What kind?

If it was an iPhone, he deserved it.

Only in cash from the wallet? What about the phone?

literal nigger behavior

Based.
>t. Steal copper and people's wallets for the sport

Get a job

fucking 3rd world people baka

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Samsung
will pawn it. won't get much from it tbqh, we have lots of "2ND hand" modern phones stolen from bus stops, plunder from germany etc. hope I get at least 60-70 euros from it

>Samsung
WTF I feel bad for him now.

I will earn more money from todays plunder than the average guy here working for a month. how fucking retarded to I have to be to work a whole month for the same money I earn in 30 minutes?

gypsy worm

based neighbour
>tfw romanibros and us terrorising western euros in their own countries so much even arabs and nigs fear the balkanian GODS

how did you steal from him? did you rob him or sneaky style

Based black brother, fuck wh*tes.

picked his pocket. westerners always relax

Mail him his ID cards, wallet, SIM, SD card, etc. that you don't need. Just put it in an envelop to his address. It's probably worth more to him than the money and phone itself.

He wasn't roch otherwise he wouldn't go to bulgaria for holydays.
It's a pain in the ass and additional costs to get your documents back restored here.
He will remember Bulgaria as a bad place.

It's painful to get your thing stolen you worked for. You wanted to have a nice time from a depressing life without hope. But you get just mroe shit. No matter where you go there is no relieve.

You're a shameful person.

Better this than stealing copper and scrap metal or raping women. Keep it up my gypsy friend, bonus points if your victims are g*rmoids

too late lol. already threw it in the trash

Pretty decent

How did you steal it? I want to try but don't know where to start

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I exclusively steal from white people
t. chicano master race

he was tall,blonde and balding so he was probably dutch if Jow Forums meme were true
hes rich enogh to go in foreign country on holiday, fuck him im 26 years old have never been outside of bulgaria

Oh well, as long as it's not me but some kanker Kaas-Jan

You can go to Turkey for real cheap

Aкo пoвeчe цигaни в тaзи дъpжaвa ce чyвcтвaли пo тoзи нaчин, щяхмe дa cмe eднa oт нaй-бъpзo paзвивaщитe ce икoнoмики в Бaлкaнa

do you work in a tourist place like golden sands? unironically saw many of those gypsies lurking there ready to strike

Loads of Romanians and Bulgarians living in my town now working in some shitty factory. They look really dirty and I'd imagine they smell like shit, they basically drink all the time and throw their empty cans everywhere.
Why do we let shit like this into our countries to steal jobs from people who deserve them?

kys piece of shit

keep strong brother, we on this grind together

based
you should've raped the guy before stealing his stuff though

Its called cultural exchange Sven. Fucking racist.

this
he now owes bulgarians 3 wallets or 1 phone

Try that here and you'd get shot. Maybe that's why we don't have any gypsies.

Based
Naive westerners deserve everything they get
They just show up amd prance around careless like they are back home in their sheltered environment

I pickpocketed chink tourists in boston before on the T. Fucking bugs have 0 situational awareness, it's almost unfair.

yeah its a touristy place. im from a village not to far away so I do my business then go home renovated my house last year with money just from robbing clueless western tourists.

>implying the average cletus would even notice being pickpockets due to years of obesity and diabetes

zvynkam na kukite v momenta

tva mai e beit

Tell me how you pickpocketed him

my hands are very fast and smooth, your obese body will not feel a thing while I steal your wallet, phone and car keys ;)
by the time you turn your fat ass around I will be long gone

you are doing a good job, they totally deserve it

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na pyt sa momche da znaesh, sha lejish 24ka i shta ebat rezanqci sq za det si takava pumiq

Lots of grinding.

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Fucking based. How many hours a week do you "work"? How much do you make a month from robbing wh*toids?

well done OP

enjoy his booty.

week ago I found some young blonde teenager's phone on the bus he lost, never gave it back.Already formatted and rom'd. THEMS MY DUCKETS NOW!

You have to work your way up into becoming a BALKAN BVLL like pic related.

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lol

az ne sam OP no pak ti kazvam, toq sig se pravi che e mangal za (You)ta
btw ako iskate da chetete prostotii na mangali ---> m8ball.com/bg

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So with this teory if you get more happy than people get sad from someone dying, you can kill them?

back to /balk/ with you

ela i ti preatel

Cheap laborforce

I'm already there fren

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fuck cracKKas take back whats ours

>Parnora mi ako e s druga shte me obica li

What's interesting about this one is that it says a lot about females - they're somewhat okay-ish if you cheat as long as you prove that you still love them and no one else. In fact, most females subconsciously expect you to cheat by default and if you don't and show them full loyalty, then that implies that you don't have many options which means that you're not desirable, and they'll be the ones to do it instead.
This is deeply rooted into our psychology since the primate harem days and anyone who denies it is seethingly coping.

God, I want to suck his cock.

Do you play thief characters in rpgs so you can self-insert more easily?

Doing God's work user keep on the grind

Wait a minute, so when I would travel to Bulgaria (not that I would step a foot in a country fool of criminal gypsies) I can buy some nice phone for a good price at a second hand shop?

you can do that here too
most of my phones were '''''''second hand'''''''''

>he doesn't buys his smartphones for 50-60 euro

Yeah but I heard for "safety" reason they remove the GPS of the device. Don't know if its true.
Yeah, I have to be in the zone 24/7 I even taught myself lucid dreaming for this. Right now, I have stolen the internet of my neighbor.
In the zone motherfucker.

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Ape cтигa бe бaтe мoля ти ca нeдeй, имaм 7дeцa нeмa квo дa eдът нeмaт дpeхи и oбyвки зa yчилищe, мoля ти ca cя:(

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kek true
watch out for the lady who asks questions about a guy called artur
one time she, and i'm not lying, asked "does artur have anyone else in his life other than his wife and girlfriend"
lmao

based af

BPATИ MИ ГO TEЛEФOHOT БE TATAP EДEH MPCEH

бaзиpaн цигo

Hat's off to you, master thief

would be top banter if that tall blonde dude was some clueless pomak / turk

>This entire thread
wtf I love the Balkans now

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k-kukite idvat li?

vseki moment, spoko, sipi si dokat gi chakash

based gypsystanians

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she si biq chikii sq neka doidat sled 2-3 4asa, tva moje da mi e poslednata 4ikiq na svoboda neka da se nasladqa :((

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based balkan ethics

How it feels to be a fucking thief?

Balcon, Mitteleuropa, don't forgettit

Based, just did that too. The absolute state of white cucks lmao

>How it feels to be a fucking thief?

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HOLLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS THIS FUCKING FAGGOTCALLED TO COPS ON ME AND NOW THERES A POLICE CAR IN MY STREET, JUDGES RACIST I MIGHT GO IN PRISION FOR 24 YEARS WHAT THE FUUUCCK DO I DO!?!?!?

nuke eastern europe

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bribe them like you subhumans always do

imagine the smell