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/brit/ edition

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What does rorke want? I'll tell you what rorke fucking wants. He wants newbuilds, stacked 30 high, great Barratt towers standing proud above a rolling green and pleasant land. He wants wogs OUT and whites IN, a proud ethnic homeland for his people in which all can prosper in a fair and equitable society. He calls for an end to the endless expansion of juice bars, and coffee shops, and instead a bounty of Greggs and pasty shops in their place. Rorke doesn't just want Great Britain, he wants Britain on fucking steroids, a Britain that isn't afraid to tell Johnny-fucking-foreigner to do one, and shove his petro dollars up his arse. That's what rorke wants, and I tell you what, he's going to get it.

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I live my life in the shitty

gonna go hit the temple of iron lads, see you in a bit

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Honestly looks just like the undercut I had done back in September (my last professional haircut), just obviously a bit more amateur looking at it closesly. I didn't bother with a fade so it kind of looks like an undercut that's grown out a bit, if you can picture what I'm describing.

>Brit edition

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retarded in french means late

>Mikey 2017, colourised

fuck im retard

that prince harry

How could this have happened?

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Such a virgin freak when the ASMRfu asked if I wanted a hug in the role playing vid it made me panic

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>No, you leave

Aye

more like the train is retarded

rent free

i be doin some niggery shit

>headshot wound in his garden
sounds targetted, which would unironically be more likely to be one of those NS Underground type groups than a random immigrant

rörke has made his move

dont think so. looks poor

how much does a pony cost

me when I was in South Africa hahaha

cold and wet this morning

might get a tattoo

bit like my house

didn't imply it was an immigrant, was implying that a scummy politician's policies would lead to some justified backlash by an angry populace

one day I aspire to be wealthy enough to be able to go to one of those champagne and oyster bars you always see at the airport

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Mate, nobody wants to hear you talk about your caravan again

>no Kev shopped in
one job

war criminals

you could fill a water park with the blood on these men's hands

I'll never go away, runt. I have invaded your safe space

Living at home again and it's so grim. Mum refuses to lock the front door and even puts a sticky note on there telling delivery drivers that its unlocked to leave shit in the porch.

Brown hands

where do you live. i never lock my doors even when i take a nap during the day.

can hear the southern accent in this post

On this day in British History

>1665 – James Stuart, Duke of York (later to become King James II of England), defeats the Dutch fleet off the coast of Lowestoft.
>1839 – In Humen, China, Lin Tse-hsü destroys 1.2 million kg of opium confiscated from British merchants, providing Britain with a casus belli to open hostilities, resulting in the First Opium War
>1937 – The Duke of Windsor marries Wallis Simpson.
>1940 – World War II: The Battle of Dunkirk ends with a German victory and with Allied forces in full retreat.
>1982 – The Israeli ambassador to the United Kingdom, Shlomo Argov, is shot on a London street; he survives but is left paralysed.
>2012 – The pageant for the Diamond Jubilee of Elizabeth II takes place on the River Thames.
>2017 – London Bridge attack: Eight people are murdered and dozens of civilians are wounded by Islamist terrorists. Three of the attackers are shot dead by the police.

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>never lock my doors

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hook nose

Was up in the Highlands of Scotland a few weeks ago, people unironically leave their car keys in their car there

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How tf can northerners leave their houses unlocked

unironically support everything in this post

Watching bbc

dont lock my doors
i live in a white suburb so its not really needed

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let's not get bogged down in who sucked off whom

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objectively a 4/10 face

unironically support everything in this post

Jews are the mastee race my brown peon

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What's the difference between "dumb fuck" and "dumbass"?

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Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wish she got a fuckin' abortion

same thing dummy

betwixt

choon

Y'all white ass niggas gotta admit she's got a point

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whats the difference between poo and shit?

>black
>body wash
Something here doesn't add up

have a habit of talking to myself

bweksit

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britain needs to bring back the death penalty

Shagged a 17 year old last night.
Theres nothing like it. Theres no going back.

fucking hate divider nazis

she makes a good point, what kind of cretin puts the bar behind their own groceries? let me put it in front of mine if i want

it's the only form of segregation we have left

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crying while wanking

denis sulta

this for landlords

Thanks friend, and nice digits

He went to my school so he did

>what kind of cretin puts the bar behind their own groceries?
shit i thought that was the polite thing to do

ephemeral

i reckon the capital punishment should be forced to read the guardian for 5 hours a day

fuck ass

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youtube.com/watch?v=vgtgUSOLQyY
>tfw ywn be in the late 90s/early 2000s getting on a plane with this playing

might be casting the apartheid net a bit too wide

it's literally courtesy to the person behind you
I get pissed off if I have to do it because the bitch in front of me can't be bothered

My lords, my ladies.
Will you be watching 63 up tomorrow?

9pm on ITV on Tuesday.
And at the same time on Wednesday.
and at the same time on Thursday.

It's going to be emotional.
Nothing makes me feel emotional except for it.
Just coming back seeing them all older and uglier and closer to death.
Fucking tragic.

got a free t shirt from asos

Any stories?

Who would drink hot chocolate in Texas in June?
Idiot child

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fuck up spastic mick

>I get pissed off if I have to do it because the bitch in front of me can't be bothered
this
I even do it if there's nobody behind me just to be safe.

how

>Germans worship the divider
howling

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Nah, he was always into DJing. Massively "re-invented" himself once he left school. His real name's Hector Barbour and it was a fairly run of the mill Glasgow private school.

Prison for strikers,
Bring back the cat,
Kick out the niggers,
How about that?

Trade with the Empire,
Ban the Obscene,
Lock up the Commies,
God Save the Queen

Have had sex more recently than most if not all posters on /brit/.

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worrying lack of BAME representation in this cartoon

this! so much this!

this for English people