/brit/ edition
/brit/
What does rorke want? I'll tell you what rorke fucking wants. He wants newbuilds, stacked 30 high, great Barratt towers standing proud above a rolling green and pleasant land. He wants wogs OUT and whites IN, a proud ethnic homeland for his people in which all can prosper in a fair and equitable society. He calls for an end to the endless expansion of juice bars, and coffee shops, and instead a bounty of Greggs and pasty shops in their place. Rorke doesn't just want Great Britain, he wants Britain on fucking steroids, a Britain that isn't afraid to tell Johnny-fucking-foreigner to do one, and shove his petro dollars up his arse. That's what rorke wants, and I tell you what, he's going to get it.
I live my life in the shitty
gonna go hit the temple of iron lads, see you in a bit
Honestly looks just like the undercut I had done back in September (my last professional haircut), just obviously a bit more amateur looking at it closesly. I didn't bother with a fade so it kind of looks like an undercut that's grown out a bit, if you can picture what I'm describing.
>Brit edition
retarded in french means late
>Mikey 2017, colourised
fuck im retard
that prince harry
How could this have happened?
Such a virgin freak when the ASMRfu asked if I wanted a hug in the role playing vid it made me panic
>No, you leave
Aye
more like the train is retarded
rent free
i be doin some niggery shit
>headshot wound in his garden
sounds targetted, which would unironically be more likely to be one of those NS Underground type groups than a random immigrant
rörke has made his move
dont think so. looks poor
how much does a pony cost
me when I was in South Africa hahaha
cold and wet this morning
might get a tattoo
bit like my house
didn't imply it was an immigrant, was implying that a scummy politician's policies would lead to some justified backlash by an angry populace
one day I aspire to be wealthy enough to be able to go to one of those champagne and oyster bars you always see at the airport
Mate, nobody wants to hear you talk about your caravan again
>no Kev shopped in
one job
war criminals
you could fill a water park with the blood on these men's hands
I'll never go away, runt. I have invaded your safe space
Living at home again and it's so grim. Mum refuses to lock the front door and even puts a sticky note on there telling delivery drivers that its unlocked to leave shit in the porch.
Brown hands
where do you live. i never lock my doors even when i take a nap during the day.
can hear the southern accent in this post
On this day in British History
>1665 – James Stuart, Duke of York (later to become King James II of England), defeats the Dutch fleet off the coast of Lowestoft.
>1839 – In Humen, China, Lin Tse-hsü destroys 1.2 million kg of opium confiscated from British merchants, providing Britain with a casus belli to open hostilities, resulting in the First Opium War
>1937 – The Duke of Windsor marries Wallis Simpson.
>1940 – World War II: The Battle of Dunkirk ends with a German victory and with Allied forces in full retreat.
>1982 – The Israeli ambassador to the United Kingdom, Shlomo Argov, is shot on a London street; he survives but is left paralysed.
>2012 – The pageant for the Diamond Jubilee of Elizabeth II takes place on the River Thames.
>2017 – London Bridge attack: Eight people are murdered and dozens of civilians are wounded by Islamist terrorists. Three of the attackers are shot dead by the police.
>never lock my doors
hook nose
Was up in the Highlands of Scotland a few weeks ago, people unironically leave their car keys in their car there
How tf can northerners leave their houses unlocked
unironically support everything in this post
Watching bbc
dont lock my doors
i live in a white suburb so its not really needed
let's not get bogged down in who sucked off whom
objectively a 4/10 face
unironically support everything in this post
Jews are the mastee race my brown peon
What's the difference between "dumb fuck" and "dumbass"?
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wish she got a fuckin' abortion
same thing dummy
betwixt
choon
Y'all white ass niggas gotta admit she's got a point
whats the difference between poo and shit?
>black
>body wash
Something here doesn't add up
have a habit of talking to myself
bweksit
britain needs to bring back the death penalty
Shagged a 17 year old last night.
Theres nothing like it. Theres no going back.
fucking hate divider nazis
she makes a good point, what kind of cretin puts the bar behind their own groceries? let me put it in front of mine if i want
it's the only form of segregation we have left
crying while wanking
denis sulta
this for landlords
Thanks friend, and nice digits
He went to my school so he did
>what kind of cretin puts the bar behind their own groceries?
shit i thought that was the polite thing to do
ephemeral
i reckon the capital punishment should be forced to read the guardian for 5 hours a day
fuck ass
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youtube.com
>tfw ywn be in the late 90s/early 2000s getting on a plane with this playing
might be casting the apartheid net a bit too wide
it's literally courtesy to the person behind you
I get pissed off if I have to do it because the bitch in front of me can't be bothered
My lords, my ladies.
Will you be watching 63 up tomorrow?
9pm on ITV on Tuesday.
And at the same time on Wednesday.
and at the same time on Thursday.
It's going to be emotional.
Nothing makes me feel emotional except for it.
Just coming back seeing them all older and uglier and closer to death.
Fucking tragic.
got a free t shirt from asos
Any stories?
Who would drink hot chocolate in Texas in June?
Idiot child
@106539356
@106539858
@106540003
@106540047
fuck up spastic mick
>I get pissed off if I have to do it because the bitch in front of me can't be bothered
this
I even do it if there's nobody behind me just to be safe.
how
>Germans worship the divider
howling
Nah, he was always into DJing. Massively "re-invented" himself once he left school. His real name's Hector Barbour and it was a fairly run of the mill Glasgow private school.
Prison for strikers,
Bring back the cat,
Kick out the niggers,
How about that?
Trade with the Empire,
Ban the Obscene,
Lock up the Commies,
God Save the Queen
Have had sex more recently than most if not all posters on /brit/.
worrying lack of BAME representation in this cartoon
this! so much this!
this for English people