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what could have been innit edish

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why does london get its own gay little government

our hazza is a weird one but i'm glad he didn't marry a plastic bimbo

>mfw ramadan is over
Eid mubarak lads

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It's too hard de lads

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i'll play upon my violin

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i see no difference. marrying a yank is bad form, simple as. doesn't matter if she's white or mutt

harry should have married a peng third cousin or something

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There's already a thread

Ey aussie office toiler
What do you usually do during toil?

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quick meditate, daylog, religious readings and then sleep lads.

today i ate according to my diet. i went to gym and lifted. i cycled to toil and went for a walk at lunch. i studied maths and studied my language. i read 10 pages of my main book. i did stretches in the morning.

just need to round off the day now.

mutt has had work done too, trust me.

went for a walk up the hill just now, was nice
mental how the wind suddenly picks up into a gale when you reach the sunmit

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Where is this?

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wow, look at all that nothing

Britain

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spreadsheets mostly error checking with client profiles and stuff like that. I've already made a script to do half my work so I have a lot of free time

Oh thanks la
Didn't notice

reached the telephone mast at the top, bit spooky up there
can get some pretty nice views when it’s not miserable and overcast

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are they still printing FHM/Nuts/etc?

No problem

How many hours do you work?

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he did it better

leftypol lives in a fantasy world where everyone is a blank slate that can be moulded by their sinister social engineering.

But wouldn't it be
Simpler if the Government
Simply dissolved the People
And elected another?

Watching Blackadder lads

dunno but i imprinted my nuts on your mum's face last night

They're talking about all the based lads

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lindybeige and bed for me de lads

no, meant its barren
britain is wasted on the brits
us industrious french would have put vineyards or something all over that

have hugged the toilfu 4 times in 7 days

Quite like Gutfeld
He used to live here

Got the Malverns near me enjoy going for a walk up there, especially British Camp because of the Iron Age hill fort.

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What did based Lydon say?

24 feels really old

I'm gonna hold your head underwater until you grow gills

7:30am-4pm I'm very lucky

>Sex Pistols' John Lydon comes out in support of Trump, Brexit and Nigel Farage
>'The working class have spoke and I’m one of them and I’m with them,' he says, on leaving the EU

living legends

now the new british is mgumbu mgenti. just as british as you and me for sure.

>simpler

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>hard drive making lots of noise
>I didn't tell it to do that
>open task manager to see what's happening
>it stops

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I hope the paki cunts ITT understand that we'll never ever ever consider you part of our nation, you'll always be a fifth column

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love it

Are you talking about me?

it is what it is

*pulls out freddo"

found this rusty heap of shite on my way up
about as interesting as it gets really

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hate homosexuals more than I do muslims

lads i just want to let you know that i think youre all top cunts

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Lucky?
I thought around 8 hours was the average amount of work hours put in in the west?

Your nose to the gun then buss, lean, lean with the gun like Russ
No one ain't dying, they lying on us, no carb in the yard then I'm flying it dust
Truss, no loyalty, she’s lining them up
No royalty, your queen give it up, cheff chest and back, I'm leaving him rubbed (Ching)
Up and down, no seesaw, detour, oi, dodge that neenaw
I got 6 and if you add 3 more, then I'm somewhere where I might get recalled
And I'm tired of seeing the can, whole ting get shell down
(Woi-woi-woi-woi-woi-woi)
Got the fairy .44, big bang (Bubu)
Bro don't box like Joshua, shank game popular, do man proper, shotta
Throw me a box and I got ya, man take risks for the pounds and prosper
Prosper, they had me in the can like Foster, let the Star buck for the cream, no Costa (Cream)
Don't really want beef, who's copying me? Some silly imposter

Poo bum nigger

watching love island
lads actually watch it its class

top geezer you are deano x

dunno what he said about trump or farage but iirc he didn't actually come out in support for or against brexit, just that he accepted it was the vote of the working class

he often came out in support of Obama when he was president too

Unequivocally based
too bad it's only the people near death who are now free to speak the truth! we're under an inquisition just as bad as that which persecuted Galileo or Vico

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it is what it is.

My ex used to watch that along with Made in Chelsea, Towie, ex on the beach and a load of other crap, used to have to watch it with her and her gay friends. Safe to say I have had my fill

poop cancer typhoid

I mean in the timing. I miss both the main commute rushes

Good interview this
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Penis breadth

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incredible fuckin tune imagine seeing that live would be bouncing once the beat kicks in

Your nose to the gun then buss, lean, lean with the gun like Russ
No one ain't dying, they lying on us, no carb in the yard then I'm flying it dust
Truss, no loyalty, she’s lining them up
No royalty, your queen give it up, cheff chest and back, I'm leaving him rubbed (Ching)
Up and down, no seesaw, detour, oi, dodge that neenaw
I got 6 and if you add 3 more, then I'm somewhere where I might get recalled
And I'm tired of seeing the can, whole ting get shell down
(Woi-woi-woi-woi-woi-woi)
Got the fairy .44, big bang (Bubu)
Bro don't box like Joshua, shank game popular, do man proper, shotta
Throw me a box and I got ya, man take risks for the pounds and prosper
Prosper, they had me in the can like Foster, let the Star buck for the cream, no Costa (Cream)
Don't really want beef, who's copying me? Some silly imposter

circumference or diameter?

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eid mubarak akhis

Breadth. Breadth of penis

It is what it is

Shut the FUCK up you paki runt

doesn't it have two?

brits are subhuman

>brumposting

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felt my brain turning into mash potato as I watched it

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"The memory of his breath will stay with me for a long time - it smelled like road kill left out in the sun. Since he'd been inside, he'd cut out a warder's eye and he rapes a different inmate every three weeks.

"He described how he kills with a toothbrush melted to a point. He was heavily tattooed but, instead of needles, he'd use a razor blade..."

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when I wake up tomorrow there will be a Lucy gf next to me

else there’ll be trouble

local weed pub reopened after closing for a few years on the weekend
the guy who now owns it is apparently a tour manager and for the reopening they had damien marley perform and dave chappelle onstage doing a raffle

His legacy is in shambles now unfortunately due to this comment

mubarak eid!

Bris lad star and garter

Eating this stuff by the spoonful lads

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Surely one of them is brum

There are 3 types of British women
Ones with an ugly face and ugly body
Ones with nice a face but ugly body
And ones with nice bodies but ugly faces

grim

someone hasn’t been watching love island eh