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>How do I break up with her without her becoming furious?
you marry her and surpress it until you die

Fake your or her death

just joined a dating group on facebook for people who like public transport

trying to find a webm ive got of a boxer being knocked through the ropes

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shut the fuck up you paddy bastard you’ve never been in a ring in your life

how exactly do I fake her death without her noticing

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I didn't say you were bullying me but from your attitude I can tell you're a bit of a liberty taker. Do you know how easy it would be to wipe the floor with you? Squirt a bit of ammonia into your face, that's your eyesight gone and you'll be in a panic. I can do whatever I like to you at that point. Don't act the big hard man. We all bleed. Hopefully, the way you behave here is just contained to the internet because if it isn't you'll come across someone who won't take your shit.

>calling burger cartoons for anime

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Not true I used to box and I’ve dabbled in the world of Muay Thai

Sat in bed
Watching a documentary on murderers
And a bear cat, a mimosa and a view of arcady

you dont really hate her
its just a phase, sit on it a few days and itll pass

youtube.com/watch?v=-KO7J3Olzn4
state of this bellend
poncing about your mums living room off your head on mkat whilst shes sleeping

currently accurate
hoping to be a train shagger soon though

Hmm...
No idea. It would probably just be simpler to kill her for real

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blog on

think you might be bipolar or schizo mate

Is Usyk a heavyweight fighter now?

idk man
She was cute but now that I've said I love her she's gotten too comfortable around me and she keeps farting all the time

it's really annoying
I know it's not worth ending a relationship over a fart but I'm not doing that - it's multiple farts.
Too many farts.

Fuck off you cunt

Today was the last day bros... Ramadan is over. Ellhamdullilah I fasted every single day this year

trying to imagine 190 in a scrap
it's not working

>Avatar the last airbender
>anime
Retard

>I know it's not worth ending a relationship over a fart
you are right, its not
so stop being a retard and get over it

if you mouse over the link the time and post number stays in exactly the same place
hmmm

toilfu is so lovely, just sickening that she will never want me, why is life so cruel

peng

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Fuck off you cunt

Did she eat a bee?

have played total war all day. what a life NEET life is

too fake
lips full of collagen
you just know she'll be on her phone 24/7
probably would be on her phone whilst you're fucking her
why are girls with bfs on their phone all the time? are they trying to gain even more bfs?

not a fan
NEXT!

>mouse

lol I phone post whilst chatting to Stacey on insta

Sounds based and redpilled

had a bender raging at me in that thread

You mean to tell me you don’t turn on people like that? I take notions like that

You think wanking to audio of farting could eventually give you a fart fetish?

>Like a bullet from a gun, it burns
>When you learn she was never your girl it was just your turn

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But you don’t know the touch of a woman mate

youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5TTxtFQBA
oh my days

you don’t get a face like mine from fighting

blog on
blog off

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You get it from sucking

I unironically have a fart fetish
ama

Why is 190 so bad at hiding his virginity?

That's so fucking depressing

Both genders or only female or male farts? Does the attractiveness of the person affect your interest in their farts?

This is actually class. Even if theyre talking about ket, these lads are carrying the torch of an ancient irish poetic and bardic tradition. Yeats would approve

have you tried it irl though? loads of funny stories floating around of people who did and were sick or broke up with their gf's etc etc. second best genre of "user attempts to bring the magic of porn to life" stories after the ones who get fucked by trannies

no you don't
be quiet

Would love to meet him
Want to see how he holds up in a scrap

drinking until my nose bleeds

might go watch people humiliating themselves in the street while high

Only female
Yes definitely, when I was with my ex I could only get off to the thought of her and no one else, and happens with a lot of girls I talk to

mikey the virgin
lisicki the virgin
poley the virgin
homealone the virgin
catyank the virgin
emmett the virgin

The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism

I haven't as I don't want to freak the girl out so I keep it to myself
Fuck off you cunt

What is my nickname?

twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1135590041869279234
is he right? are there less than 14 million people in poverty in the UK like he claims

lmao say that on vocaroo

hello lads

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icelad the virgin
or akureyrilad the virgin

Mikey and 190 screaming for this thread not to die

Fuck off you cunt

theres a lot of people struggling especially as a result of austerity and needing to use food banks, but were not as bad as america

just watched lana rhoades slip small 5 rubber ducks up her bum then poo them out again

im mentally ill im mentally ill im mentally ill i need help

>Strugling
Lmao not a single person in the uk is struggling
Fuck off

Thousands upon thousands of people attempt to become cute trannies
and only Bailey Jay succeded

yet still we have thousands more trying every year
why?

Birth controllllll

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>icelad the virgin
I guess that would be me

Imagine the toll that has on the body, aren’t you ashamed for watching that?

i think you need to try and dial your mind back before you break and end up doing it. unless you want to go ahead in which case be sure to post the inevitable lulz for our amusement

Literally shed a tear then lol, just the one

its struggling by our stands, not struggling by south sudan standards

hitler

that dutch poster is so cringey, talking about being able to beat someone up without weapons like some neanderthal

who uses their fists in the 21st century

youtu.be/yRKdBSvvM3g

they're small though

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you just know

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>who uses their fists in the 21st century
Mickle the Pickle

Me, but only during sex
Wahey

Back in December spoke to a girl who was """"long distance"""""" who said she was into it, but she was probably only doing it to appeal to me
I also admitted it to her because it was over the internet and that malarkey

continentals write centuries like xxi century
weird lot

the bit on the side

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Ohhhbh ya sorry it must be horrible
They have to use last years iphones instead of the new ones
Fuck off you Muppet

why cant pikeys get along with anyone

Real men

Not like you’d have the stones to use a weapon anyway

can you imagine how much more unbearable trump would be if harry did marry ivanka instead of meghan

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