/cum/

>I’m really not
Yeah you are. Your shit is all over the place compared to mine. It's interesting. Were any of your ancestors slaves that you're aware of? If so, any idea when they came?

someone will die at work

I think I’m just going to call her a whore and ask why she would ever swipe right on a disgusting nigger

sup niggas
i am doing a jigsaw puzzle
sky first

just make sucky sucky FIVE dorra comments at her

Was liked by this black girl who goes to Stanford

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Decided to like her back

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>sheboons

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punch her with you white pp

Really wished I could’ve joined the Chinese army

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Don’t know how I’m going to explain to my future Chinese wife that I want full Chinese kids not half nigger kids

>ruth
lmao is she 50 years??

hello again

Fuck you nigger

Kissed a Chinese girl today
She has a Chinese accent too cause she’s a FOB

ey bud
feelin toasty?

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was she sweet and sour? did her weird flat face make it weird?

You can pay a chinky to fuck her
A very niche cuckolding genre is born

I’m sorry,bud
Here’s some lolis to make you feel better

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haha ur chinese

fire is gone, thx rain

called the rcmp

nuh uh

That’s the plan to pay a random Chang to do it
I just hope she’s fine with it

Don’t do that, nigger.

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lmao
LOOK at these things

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lmao
LOOK at these things

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Shut up you demented little virgin
You ought to be tortured to death

watching this negro film "us"

hate that uppity MadTV nigger

very cute
thanks for sharing

fucking disgusting
hope they all get raped and murdered by niggers

back to R*ddit with you

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Anime is very Reddit
Jow Forums is a normie site now and all y'all anime faggots need to get off now

Kill yourself nigger
/cum/ will always be a pro-anime general

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wOw

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Ngl wouldn’t mind having a gf with a funny old lady name. Darlene is a funny one. I almost had something going with a Barb one time, who was actually a dime but I blew it

>flan
shit tier taste
as expected of a yank

youtube.com/watch?v=a3WHGDHDA2M

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>who was actually a dime
lol ok grandpa seems like you would have been a match lol

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Canadians don’t have dimes

Strange thing is
I’ve considered myself an Asian man since I was 11

youtube.com/watch?v=ai0gyXCkfdk

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We’ve got dimes but we don’t have pennies anymore

I didn’t ask

totally a sane thing to do...

Give me a Ted Talk bih

filtered tedx.

This might be the most schizo profile I’ve ever seen LOL

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love having an American flag. when I get bored I say the dumbest shit just to bait people into calling me a dumb mutt. I get a good laugh out of it.

#plantbased
#chopdowntreesforfreeenterprise
how much you wanna bet she's an anti-vaxxer?

hello monkey nigger

Same here
Love Baien the dumb yuropoors for (You)s

there is only one race, the human race

Whiter than you

Cringe

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KYS NORMALFAG

thank god apes are a separate race

farting and enjoying it
had a bit of a tummy ache

there is only one race the KENTUCKY DERBY

Agreed

what about that cringey knockoff version of the Kentucky Derby brits have?

just give the baby a celery cleanse

I like flat chest

vocaroo

Urkel is mentally ill

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Literally everyone on /cum/ is mentally ill

2 mcdoubles and 2 junior chickens is a heckuva meal buds

(*icepicks u*)

urkel is on another level though

that is one big gangbang

Gay

For me it's 4 filet o' fishes

That's a snack bro are you even trying

so

FOFgang we out here

For me, it's the McChicken.

so he needs to seek treatment but he refuses. unironically makes me feel sad.

good taste. how much are they there? they're $4 for 2 here.

I want my future Chinese wife to see me as a fellow Chinese, not some random buff nigger
Don’t know why that’s makes you sad
You shouldn’t give a shit about me

$4.89 for one :)

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those dollar chicken sandwiches are unironically the best shit at mcd's. getting 4 is the best thing ever when you haven't eaten for a week.
youtube.com/watch?v=ExaL3xH0IiI

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Unironically good

>mcgangbang
people who call it that are always at least 50% awful

even if you're a stranger you're still a person. you should seek help so you can be happy.

Ever wonder what life would be like if everyone who said they loved you actually did?

Btw that’s before tax and tip

>so you can be happy.
Paying some guy 10000 dollars an hour to talk to me isn’t going to make me feel better.
You knew what will? Living the rest of my life as an East Asian man.

The same

getting treatment for your issues can make you happy. you shouldn't live your life wanting to be someone else.

I’ve been this way since I was 11, it isn’t going to change.

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dayum

I like those too. The patties are always nice and juicy.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

you don't know if you don't try.