/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

Last load of laundry is in the dryer, then I'm heading off. I hope something good happens when i get to maine, probably not though.

how are you going to do it?

What if I marry a Chinese citizen?

hanging probs

bored of Jow Forums in general but whenever I take an extended break from this site I realize I've inherent manic energy that I need to work off here or otherwise just start bugging people irl

when was the last time you told your mom you loved her?

Want a coffee

April 2017 before she passed

then have a coffee

>The tornadoes are back

Thats what happened when i quit playing video games. I pestered my only friend in the world out of my life haha. It's all suffering, best when done alone.

10 years ago

A few days ago, i havent meant it since 1997 or so though.

Um sweaty it's almost bed time

Ouch

I’m pretty sure China doesn’t give citizenship to foreign spouses, only permanent residency something; there are bunch of restrictions on what you’re allowed to own and do, and you’re absolutely fucked if the wife files for divorce
(pretty based ngl)

yea same
there was about a year nearly two period where I didn't really use the internet at all no porn, no Jow Forums, no video games
I was pretty manic in person, would just go up and start pestering strangers had a lot of social energy

>bed time
what are you, 11? lol need me to get your mom to fuck you in?

maybe shit and /cum/

>fuck you in

Good luck!

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I'd 100% take a bookish, non-sporty guy over an athlete.

You bipolar or something? Is that why some of your posts are so hostile?

Might be ADHD

Do you have the extra flags on or something? How do you know?

Drinking again.
youtu.be/Lq0fUa0vW_E

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I like some of Johnny Cash's songs too, though atm I'm listening to some 80s music
youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Yes
I mean you usually don't need redditflags to tell if it's him too, his more angsty posts have the same style to them

please no. tell your psych how you're feeling.

really gay post

no I just find that funny and want people to come up with clever insults back
only find the other Pennsylvania poster can somewhat keep up
you're actually a good sport about it I'll give you that
yeah I definitely would be diagnosed as having ADHD were I to ever have been to one of those sorts of doctors, having every symptom of it
haven't and don't plan to

incest is wrong

i've vaped this dooby all day and nothing

this is just sad

yeah but don't you want to be fucked in?

What's with this niggasaur?

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ok this girl is actually really contributing to this convo on bumble
almost makes me uncomfortable

i would steal a gf though

sounds p gay to be fucked in, like broken in like some whores vagina. might be nice though, maybe I'm thinking about it wrong

Well fuck
I mean, I’ll still take permanent residency

nigga is she wearing a dreamcatcher

no shit

Maybe?

Eid mubarak to any brothers or sisters out there.

ask a drunk boomer something

Im a brother from another mother, race, culture, spiritual category

nice quads boomer

Im gonna play videogames
youtube.com/watch?v=8e5sQVCH9VY

Got a lot of Chinese defending to do tomorrow
Going to be a long day

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have sex

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how many marriages have you been through?

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what's your favorite game as a boomer
mine's probably warcraft 3 or diablo2, didn't grow up witha console

for me it's quake 2

>the girls are slutty but the men are chads for being naked
nice double standards IDIOT

youtube.com/watch?v=a3WHGDHDA2M

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I bet no one in that party had sex with any of those girls

0
halo 2

Im 28 but ill be a zoomer until im 35

based

never been to a party, huh?

I'm a boomer and I turn 31 in a couple months
fml

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do you feel wise yet?

damn i hope you have a hobby and career you like

Who is having a good night?

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Just found out that a lot of the time when my gf "goes to work" she actually does go to the place she works, but she isn't scheduled. She just goes to hang out with her coworkers. I know she's not cheating, because she works at a video game store and will send me snaps of stuff people trade in she thinks are cool, but she isn't even getting paid.

It just hurts, because she'll always leave right after I get home from long shifts and I just want to spend time with her. We've barely done anything together for the past two months while I've been working my ass off for nearly ten hours a day, and I find out she just up and leaves when I get home.

I have no idea how to react to this. It's not big enough to cause a fight over, but I'd at least like a talk about it. It's just so weird. I need to collect my thoughts.

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Not in the slightest

>hobby you like
Yep
>career you like
Still working on that one bud

you suck okie, come back to the discord so I can chastise you more

more than you little faggot

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i'm almost 28 and gotta shape up my horrendous discipline problem

See you in 4 h

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I would need an invite first of all, second of all who are you? Thirdly why would you even want to even me back, I was a huge fucking cancer to the discord, not like the discord needed any more cancer.

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>tfw you get AC and suddenly you live in darkness all day because you no longer keep the windows open

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You can still keep the blinds open.

based poorfag

but i... can't...

Why not?

gn

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what

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>those dads
Looks like a lame ass party broo

actually surprised most of you are old af
you largely act like children

me in the pink

Have sex

How old are you if you don't mind me asking?

I'm trying.

what if i told you the children are acting like children

You’re always a child until you have children

gotta start learning C# very soon buds

Just want halo MCC to come out on PC