Ask me anything about Panama. I will be as honest as possible

Rightful US clay?

Usnavy is the cartoon character from a comedic show, I think. I didn't really ever watch it, but the character is supposed to be a countryman from the countryside. I have a lot of family from the countryside, but none has a name like that. But old people from the countryside do tend to have unusual names like "Liberato", "Gumersindo", "Nidia", "Anacleto", etc.
I think Usnavy is a joke on rural people not knowing english. Something something US NAVY something something not knowing what it means something something.

Hmmm. Honestly, I would not mind. Historically Panamá has been heavily influenced by the US from way before the construction of the canal even.

I've got one since I worked there for a brief period a couple of years ago. If I recall correctly you need proof of income ( a contract in Panama or tax statements from your country), a reference from a bank in your home country and bank extracts. All documents must be legalized via your country's embassy (Apostille of The Hague). That's it. You have to do it in-person.

Check out Banistmo, which is one of the largest banks in Panama with lots of branches and ATMs. Another alternative could be Scotiabank

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No. Tell him to check out Global Bank, Banco General or Caja de Ahorros instead.

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General is alright, but I don't know if they are expat friendly. At least Global bank sounds like it should be lol

Do you like us?

yes

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Do you wear panama?

When will you reunite with Colombia

Many Japanese companies act in Panama now
Are our companies welcome in your country?

Do you ever think about us?

No. I have a sombrero pintao, tho.

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It seems difficult in the short or medium term

Based, love you too Panama uwu

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How are gays treated in Panama?

do you have machete duels
what have you done to fight the narco menace
and you doing your part

Yes. Japanese cars are extremely popular in Panama. And the monorail for the third metro line of the Panamá Metropolitan Aera will be Hitachi.

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Are you mostly white, black, mestizo or amerindio?

sure
A lot of people are extremely conservative (religious fanatics). But secular people support them.

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Thanks

>And the monorail for the third metro line of the Panamá Metropolitan Aera will be Hitachi.
I knew it
I hope you'll like it :]

>Japanese cars are extremely popular in Panama
Can confirm. Hondas are way more popular in Panama than here. Although I'd argue Subaru is equally popular in both places while Toyota is slightly more common over there.That's my impression from having lived there

Like your cunt or mine, there is everything for all tastes

>do you have machete duels
My father tells me that long ago in the Los Santos province people used to have machete battles. Nowdays it doesn't really happen.
>what have you done to fight the narco menace
>and you doing your part
Nothing. SENAFRONT is in charge of that. Taking care to the border with Colombia...

Casco Viejo is rad. Shame colombian promoters at restaurants are so pushy and subhuman-ish

I am like 75-80% white (Spanish/French), and the rest is mostly Amerindian and some black in there surely.

>Nothing.
baka senpai

haga patria, mate un narco

I don't have any narcos near me. AFAIK at least.

What are gun laws like in Panama? can I have funs there?

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Afaik, automatic weapons are completely banned for civilians. I hear that having a permit to own a gun is complicated to get. People complain about that a lot.

What about mag size limitations? I hate that rifles are capped at 10 rounds here (I can buy a pistol AR and use any mag size I want tho)

How do I get a gf?

I don't know much about guns. All I know is that Semi-automatic pistols, revolvers, shotguns, and rifles are allowed.

Do you like anime girls

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Hola. Who owns/ lives in all those flash looking high rise condos along the waterfront in Panama City? Is local coffee expensive or cheap?

>Who owns/ lives in all those flash looking high rise condos along the waterfront in Panama City?
Jews, local higher class, wealthy foreigners working here, etc...
>Is local coffee expensive or cheap?
It depends. Panamá is a coffee country. So coffee is very accessible. But there are some local brands that are more expensive than gold.

god dang, my interest in Panama has increased exponentially, how hard is it to migrate there if you have family that are Panamanian natives?

Thanks. Just wondered like. NZ is a major exporter of beef and lamb, and because of that it’s very expensive locally here.

Do you know anyone with a funny name like Hondacivic?

Depends. City centre: I remember seeing Jews with kippah, a few Asians, locals of course, American boomer retirees mostly). I met a Spaniard there who rents condos, so probably quite a few Spaniards as well, and of course the usual suspects (Colombian and Venezuelan high class who own a second home there due to geographical closeness and Panama stability compared to their home countries). Costa del Este I saw some spaniards, local panamanians, colombians, venezuelans, americans mostly. In general I'd argue those living there are corporate executives in the financial sector or the canal/port sector. That's honestly the closest to 1st world you can get in Latin America

>NZ is a major exporter of beef and lamb, and because of that it’s very expensive locally here.
Really? I would have guessed that the effect would be the opposite.

What do you think about Panama Papers?

Preference for export is a function of pro-export, anti-domestic policy (what I might call "fucking stupid whore traitor policy"), not an automatic result of being productive in a given sector.

I am pretty sure it should be easy for a tico. I think you have the option of using the "friendly nations" benefits to get a residence visa.
residencia-en-panama.offshoreww.com/lista-de-paises-amigos/

If you have panamanian family members I think you may have other options on that front as well.

Now that think about it. Chinese were hella common in shopping malls. It's not like here where they struggle and maybe own a warehouse or chinese restaurant. No, these people go all-out in Panama, you see them going on shopping sprees like it's peanuts for them

I used to have a strong opinion on it. I mostly forgot about it, tho. But it had to do with the name of the scandal not been respectful or adequate.

Is Panama truly shown in the movie "Sniper"?

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Asians families are in Panama since the mid-XVIII Century. The more generations they have on the country the wealthier they get.

Haven't seen it. But judging by my experience with Panama in movies, it is probably not.

How hot are the women?

In general not much, tbqh. But some are top-tier.

Going to sleep now. Bye friends.

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Good night. Have an 0n

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Good night
Sweet dreams

How is your sex life? Are girls there hot?

How easy is it to rape and kill women specifically?