Visiting St. Petersburg, Russia, in a week

it's reserve estonia to get drunk in for when estonia is full. its not as good since theres actual border control between fi-rus so you cant bring much "take away", have to drink most there.

so you guys go there just to get drunk? must be nice to be able to take such beautiful cities for granted

>he hates dick

wtf is wrong with burgers

try being heterosexual for once hans

Put two to three condoms at the same time just to make sure.

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are you an aoe fag or what 11

>heterosexual

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your country needs another Hitler so badly.

And watch out for needles

Reading Nevsky Prospect by Gogol
Vizit Nevsky Prospect
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Make sure to visit the gay clubs, they're very pro-LGBT there.

lmao

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Good one Vlad

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Please don’t ever post a picture of that orange Jew again, it triggers me

I havent laughed that hard in a long time

idk was too drunk to remember

how long are you staying? if your stay is around 20.-22. you will see the white nights. the sun doesnt set and people go out and have a good time.

is there anything interesting to see on this?

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Never go out of old city
If you don't want to get ill never go TO old city
Petersburg is a trashcan but i guess you're used to it judging by your flag
Never tell a pedorsburgian that moscow is factually superior or you'll get stabbed
Always pretend that pidorsburgians have rich culture despite their best museum stinking like cat piss
Try street shawarma, even tho it's very unhealthy and probably has poo innit it's tastier than kebabs
Avoid local females at all cost

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lmao

takes 3.5h to get from st.petersburg to helsinki by train. rest is wilderness with occasional commieblocks

butthurt muscoundrel detected. moscow is only the 3rd important city of rus, after kiev and piter.

>Avoid local females at all cost
why

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piter is literally creation of a muscovite
kiev is just a province

Hah, seems glorious moskowite will be better w/o stinky Siberia and Ural. Why don't they separate yet?

This
Russians don’t speak american, that language of satan

because russian women are soulless harpies who will crush your heart and empty your bank account

piter would be left of muscoundrel

Russian women are crazy, just pump and dump them.

An average amerimutt is whiter than an average muscovite - FACT

That youre not wanted outside of your country. You cunts are too loud and your accent fucking sucks

>When s pidorsburgian fingol or southern khohol talks abut whiteness
smth smth

>When an armenian-kyrgystani mutt can't even name more than two ethnicity that live outside of the city that is blocked by praying goatfuckers yet again

>You cunts are too loud and your accent fucking sucks

Too funny coming from an aussie

says the tatar katsap

whiter than u pekka petrovich

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Are there Gopniks is St Petersburg to be careful of? What about Volgograd?

silence Mahmud
There are ONLY gopniks in pidorsburg

Not OP, but I'm also heading to Russia in a few weeks. Where do I go if I want to avoid Tatars and mutts?

oulu

Nowhere
Wait until HIV epidemics is over then you can come in, there would be no tatars, khohols, pidorsburgians and mutts.

>100% downie mutts
No thanks

is the HIV epidemic really that bad or just overplayed here?

only in moscow because they share their needles shooting crocodile and do gay stuff.

It's an unspoken rule. You can only enjoy your tfwnoslavgf for about a year. By that time, if she hasn't blown through your money, you'll die from AIDS.

It's really unfortunate I had to read this incoherent mutt rambling today. Evacuate yourself from this thread.

>t. butthurt chink
维尼熊 Winnie The Pooh

Only ukrainians and other minorities seem to be affected with that

>It's really unfortunate I had to read this incoherent mutt rambling today. Evacuate yourself from this thread.