Be woman

Be my gf.

Subhuman face

Attached: rule-of-facial-thirds.jpg (815x815, 202K)

Have sex incel creature

Just fine with me. I don't think my looks are that much of a problem.
There's lots of other good thing in the world though. I just need a community to sperg about reeeee chad and stacy

Havent seen this dude for a long time, thanks user

how would you rate yourself?

have sex femcel

these words don't make any sense

don't try to look for sex on internet, you'll only find virgins and betas that get nervous when talking to a woman.
Go out to a bar or something a fuck a chad, preferably black

Is this one of them female redefinitions of terms? Do you actually mean to say that you rode miles of dicks but are not happy with your relationships, so now you claim you are a "forever alone" or an "incel"?

You need an Indon BVLL feelina

reminder that the femcel subreddit got set to private because everyone who posted there got flooded with messages from guys asking them out

Attached: 1554193678497.png (2116x940, 818K)

That's a waste of time and you're doing yourself a disservice.

>Finnish goblin trying to spread his depression everywhere
At least be like your neighbors, the Russian Orcs and cope by drinking greenskin

>be toothpaste citizen
>be virgin

What's the problem with ya? Are you ugly? Autistic? Overweight?

Was genuinely trying to help wtf

>Was genuinely trying to help wtf

Attached: soylooooooooool.jpg (387x437, 40K)

Attached: albert-camus-quotes-6.png (500x500, 59K)

What the fuck, those nice guys were trying to help them out

Want to pretend to have a foreign e-boyfriend?
Just chose the country. We help you out at the point where your family will ask you to don't talk to strangers...

I'll fuck you
>t. Dutchaboo

Ah. So this is the famed finnish autismo.

How can a woman be a virgin and it not be on purpose?

Have sex incel abomination

IDK, maybe in 2019 they can't chose anymore. Now Chads are talking to stacys, normies are dating and only creeps hit on them.
Maybe too many people just have given up...

I love how 13 yo zoomers ITT sperging about someone's virginity.

have sex incel

Problem is this bitch thinks she's hot shit and values her virginity enough not to "waste it" with anyone but Chad.
She either has shit personality or shit looks.

Have sex zoom zoom incel

Still impossible.
Can't find it but I remember an user once catfished as a 1/10 girl looking for NSA sex to prove a point and had an inbox full of dudes, some actually could get 7/10s if they tried.
that's how desperate guys are today with most girls demanding 8/10s or better even if they are a 4.

>values her virginity enough not to "waste it" with anyone but Chad
That makes her automatically better than all normie thots who don't value theirs.

Dunno, her pussy, she puts what ever she wants inside it.

For now i have given up. Even lowering my standards (i am not even ugly) i could not find a gf candidate. I probably would be fine (maybe even married) if i learned to shut the fuck up and be quiet, but with my shitty personality the girls or get away, or just want to be good friends with me.
Half that pictures could be reverse searched. Scary stuff bro.

>zoomers asses are on fire

Mtf trans arent women OP

Also, pretty sure OP is not complaining about being virgin, but rather complaining about the obsession of close people to try to get into your sex life.

Whiteknighting ain't gonna get ya laid, Manolo.

Saaaaaame. I have shit personality and I'm well aware of it.
My last long-lasting relationship was 7 years ago, since then I've had only date girls for a month ot two before getting fucked and dumped.
The smart ones see through my bullshit and never go on a second date.

Attached: 1559624641942.png (434x327, 37K)

Well, at less you get to first dates.
My last long relationship was also some 7 years ago, and there is some 3 years since the last time i saw a naked woman...
My friend's wife (who is a great friend) tried to set me up with her cousin and i manage to insult her profession. She was an architect and for some reason i told her that autocad was easy and even a kid could do square boxes. Then i told her that she could show a picture from the Bauhaus to any cheap mason for a few seconds, and ask him to build equal. The result would be one of those buildings that look like shit (i got carried away really fast). My friend's wife is still mad with me because of it.
As i said, i give up. Probably is best for the humanity if i take away my autism from the future gene pool.

Dude what the fuck

That's nothing.
2 years ago, i was in my uni bar, with a entire table and a bunch of chairs. And the bar got filled up really fast (end of semester). I saw 3 girls looking for a table, and i had 3 empty chairs. I ask then if they would like to join me, because i was almost leaving anyway (i really was about to leave).
Then one of the girls started to talk a lot with me, she said that she already had talked to me in the bathroom line, and i gave her a cut and blabla bla it was nice (i do it because i receive a good education, most of the time i don't even realize that there is girls around).
The talk was going amazing, i got more beers, everyone was smiling, until, for some reason that i don't exactly record, one of the girls talked about menstruation and i gave them a lecture about how mammals synchronize their menstruation with the strongest female and name some really gross stuff.
She gave me a fake number and leave. I saw it was fake on the spot because it was missing 2 fucking numbers...

No joke, if i learned how to shut my fucking mouth, i would have a decent job, a good relation with my family, and a happy gf.

When I said “dude what the fuck” I did not mean go on, dwelling on this stuff isn’t going to help you
>no joke, if i learned how to shut my fucking mouth, i would have a decent job, a good relation with my family, and a happy gf.
Don’t be too hard on yourself, you can’t pretend to be somebody else forever. I know from experience that it’s better to be yourself and alone then try to conform to whatever. The failures you suffer there won’t be as deep

Ah, you sound like me.
Once I told one of my coworkers that she wasn't going to get a long lasting relationship anytime soon if she didn't stop her whoring. And I told it to her as blunt as it sounds. (Yes I wanted to give her a good dicking).
Another time I had to keep an eye at another floor and my oneitis told me that she could warn me off if I wanted. I told her that I'd really appreciate it but totally forgot to give her my number. Autism really does work as a contraceptive.

Remember another one that still make me cringe
>first day at work (my 3º work, recently had moved from the town because of the university)
>sysadmin
>spend a couple of hours in the morning talking to the HR
>then my boss give a quick tour and tell the name of my coworkers
>besides my boss (who was a great woman) there was a your girl (19) who sits right at my side.
>went to lunch and come back to put a few things in order
>she was eating in her computer
>start to talk to her and we where having a great time
>laughs, jokes, etc
>ask if she goes to the local uni too
>she says that she just started
>nice, what are you studying?
>physical education
>i tough it was a joke and started to laugh my ass off (no one from IT take them seriously because they just play ball and run around, and call it a profession)
>she is obvious discomfort able with my laughs
>no, seriously, what you do in the uni? Computer engenier? CS? what is?
>physical education, she said
>i want to be a gym teacher
>still confused i asked why she was working with IT
>she drop the bomb
>user, i am the receptionist
For the next 2 years and few months, she hated me.

Hurts to read for you too?

>but I have nowhere to go as I can't relate to women precisely because of things like this. What should I do?

Try tumblr

have sex

have sex

I can unironically solve that problem but I'm not going to have sex with a random kech.

Have sex, incel.

>nice guys trying to help out
More like baiting for that sweet r/niceguys karma

Have sex

I'd rape you. Good thing about rape is it only takes one to consent.

Go dilate

Seriously though, what the fuck does a PE major even do? Is it all just a glorified gym class? I majored in literature and even I had something going for myself.

>be woman
no matter how much you wish to be a woman you're still a man

>skinny thighs being a good thing
women really do not understand men

become an English teacher in the Caribbean

I never really cared, I just took my time
I used to be a potato thinking of music whilst the other girls talked about sex and I had sex the first time late, 20 passed, and not with a boyfriend as I always expected it to be. I now fuck a seriously hot and smart dude. Sounds easy but like yourself sis

Mehmet just cuz ur celibate dont mean u gotta look like one.
In turkey there are 30 yr old virgins but they dont act like it.
Take up kickboxing. Grow a beard get a fade cut. Try something more stylish. Be fun n chatty with everyone.
Pirate bay bang by rooshv is a good start

This...shouldnt be hard. Just say hi to the surnamese or the muslims be chill n friendly least they are a social people.
Dutch guys seem to get awkward fast so lil social skills to build on.

She could hit up bazaars n shiesa lounges.
Or ethnic places to wonder in an just ask random people there about the props items n shit there. Wont look like an autist cuz shes white and dont know

>Is it all just a glorified gym class
YES, just it.

Sounds just male incels when u try n help em