/brit/

reckon it was my dads unrealistically high but unspecific expectations and assuming I'd just naturally do it without needing to be taught anything what which fucked me

Leftypol has bought another funko pop figurine

Plymouth?

having a soy latte and a blast of my nintendo switch

Eating a nice crunchy apple for brekkie

i was cucked by a british goth like this one

applied to join the gonzo monster cock team

Deepest sympathy user. My dream is to get a brit goth girl like her.

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Hate real women me

you can tell this one will cuck you too by her posting her bf, clearly to make the incel followers who have an oneitis for her jealous

Only liked two comic books as a kid:
The punisher
And a comic book series called bone

why does he trigger right-wing Brits so much? has he really done that poorly as mayor or is this another brown muzzie man bad situation

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Yes, but she's so beautiful. I know her personality might not as lovable though. I fantasy about stealing her blood and cloning a perfect bride.

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Take your pills leftypol

>why does he trigger right-wing Brits so much? has he really done that poorly as mayor or is this another brown muzzie man bad situation

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The Red Army is the strongest

going to be visiting my future dog on the weekend
rather excited

gf just sent me this

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ate a pork chop for brekkie and im stuffed, might fall asleep at my desk

I see you've meet my ex!

send her a dm and report back to /brit/

she might respond because she doesnt get as much attention as shed like, she doesnt get many likes and comments on her pics

well yeah a man would have typed this on a keyboard what are you even implying?

Maybe if he focused less on Sponald Blompf and more on the city he's actually running he might be better liked.

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If you want you can send her a pic of that post. She'll be creeped out for sure but I've noticed girls tend to venture into Jow Forums anyways. Like the commieslags who whined about /brit/ but then ended up sneaking here and posting.

haha but really i meant dog as in canine not a dog cunt

I cannot orientate what should I do?

The fuck

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do you know her name? maybe i could find her on fb

how old is she?

Wew lad

who are those guys in the lower right corner? i can only recognize the old london mayor and the current one

No, she had another Instagram account named misanthropic something or other. There might be some user on /brit/ that knows her real name.

ah yes it's either one or the other, he cant have opinions about other leaders and be a mayor at the same time

you'll basically be one of those guys who wanks on omegle

Or maybe even less hypocritical. Its like a meat eater telling everyone to be vegetarian.

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From left to right.. Boris Johnson, Jeremy Hunt, Dominic Raab, Esther Mcvey, Andrea Leadson.

Basically the candidates for the Tory leadership that are staunchly Brexit supporters.

This may be slightly racist, but when I jack off to Asian porn stars I imagine them as innocent oriental Ming dynasty princesses being ravaged by a barbarian of a different race.

the millennial's burden

she doesnt cut herself so not really interested in her anyway

Her beauty inspires something more than crass, base physical urges. It uplifts the spirit.

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I'm left wing and I don't like him at all. The NPC meme unironically applies to him

She has cut marks on her arm and belly user. It makes her insanely hotter. Check her arm out in . Here's her belly.

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hey! who is this cutie?

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In all seriousness why are there so many stabbings in london though?

baka he spoke 15 years ago as a human rights lawyer at an event likely populated by lots of muslims where they practiced a Muslim idea of gender separation... smdh

looks like an elf

That's Esther McVey, she is a whore

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someone please (you) me and say come home british man haha

nice thighs

saw that she replied to someone in her comment section with only 7 followers

go ahead post on there, she’ll notice you

>xao has a cuckold fetish
imagine my shock

you wanna watch while i pin your sister by the neck

come home british man haha

come back home, european.

me? I love Walmart

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Not sure what to even type. Obsessive stalker stuff is new to me. Should I start out with wanting her blood?

It was a choice between him, a former human rights lawyer, and multi-millionaire Zac (((Goldsmith)))

im gen z not a boomer

somewhat confused by this image

>DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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why are americans universally terrible posters

tell her you want to empty the entire contents of your balls directly into her uterus

fuck she reminds me so much of the girl who cucked me, especially now that ive seen her self harm scars

but she doesnt have any tattoos, she needs tattoos

Obviously he's better than the alternative but that doesnt mean he's good. Such is the case with many elections

>DA BASEMENT DWELLING FAGGOTTTT

>>DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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I learned how to make a real omelette after years of not mixing my omlettes. You have to mix them fast as soon as they touch the hot pan mixing up the whole thing all over, and quickly turn off the heat and flip it over. I saw it on Good Eats. It's far tastier and creamier than the way I used to make my omelettes.

Merci Papa Alton!

God no, that would ruin the beauty of her pale skin.
Oh god I do, but I fear my seed may not be worthy to fertilize her eggs.

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eshay at work wanted me to cut his arm with a pizza cutter for some reason. Didn't want to tard mode him so ended up doing pussy ones which didn't even cut him. Not cut out for this shit.

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maybe drinking water will solve my mental confusion

Try folding them 10,000 times

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Fuck I'm wet already.

ladies and gentlemen of /brit/. i give you the next mayor of london

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As a londoner i think hes based because he made the bus cheaper to hop on and off and restarted nighttube

how strange are lads

?

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BLACKED

Virgin freaks should all (ALL) be killed

business idea: brutally state-enforced hanky-panky

I'm witchu on dat my nikka (shout to tha blacks btw)

got stung by a wasp once
wonder what made him want to sting me

youtu.be/FWggAgmSghU
Lol jeremy paxman can be pretty based sometimes

Im genuinely not racist

Probably saw your ugly face

imsonotdesperateimsonotdesperateimsonotdesperateimsonotdesperate

Shaun Bailey is not a pornstar. he is the man that will save london. Bailey has drawn criticism for retweeting a post which referred to London Mayor Sadiq Khan as the "mad mullah of Londonistan".

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there's a reason why wasps are known as the semites of the insectoid genus

maybe
i remember one time too i was walking down the side of my house and something fell down onto my head then onto the ground. it was a wasp carrying a huntsman and i followed it and watched it carry him halfway down my driveway and into a pipe

its a sad thing

i am tho, anyone know how to kill that void?

In October 2018, Bailey was accused of Islamophobia and Hinduphobia after it was reported that in 2005 Bailey had written a pamphlet entitled No Man’s Land for the Centre for Policy Studies. In it, Bailey argued that accommodating Muslims and Hindus "[robs] Britain of its community" and risked turning the country into a "crime riddled cess pool" as a result. He claimed that South Asians "bring their culture, their country and any problems they might have, with them" and that this was not a problem within the black community "because we’ve shared a religion and in many cases a language".[60] In the pamphlet, Bailey had confused the Hindu religion and the Hindi language: "You don’t know what to do. You bring your children to school and they learn far more about Diwali than Christmas. I speak to the people who are from Brent and they’ve been having Muslim and Hindi (sic) days off."