/desi/ (Formerly /sag/)

Damn Alia is such a qt.
FUCK ranbir cuckpoo, that ugly fucking poonjabi nigger.

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I thought she looked disgusting in Udta Punjab and looks average otherwise. Is it the fair skin that makes her attractive?

>ywn get to flirt with Alia
>ywn get to kiss Alia on her cheeks
>ywn get to kiss Alia on the lips
>ywn get to make her luagh at your jokes
>ywn get to make her blush by looking at your pure vedic aryan features
>ywn get to go foreign on holiday trips with her
>ywn get to make pure aryan children with her
AAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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I find her attractive in the sense that she's very cute not in the sexy sort of way.

>5 feet
JUST

Good, I like smol girls.

I’m sure she fucked Ranveer, but he looks like a dork that would cry after cheating on Deepika

wtf I thought ranbir kapoor was married to anushka sharma???

>ranbir kapoor was married to anushka sharma

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>Virat Kohli disliked that

fuck coolie
when you say ranveer, do you mean the chikna young sanju or the faggot with reddit facial hair?

Meditate my sons

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Gully boy

FUCK NRIs

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Dunno what names to give my kids like im half jeet
Theyll be a quarter but i dont want them to have wh*te people names

lil jeet

Im trying to think of jeet names that can have like a western equivalent if shortened.

Siddhartha goes by Sid for ex.

Name him Yogi his indian name can be Yogesh Yogeshwar Yogeshnath but he can short it out to Yogi

>/desi/
Fuck this, I'm making a /sag/ thread instead.

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Dont do this.
Desi is literally the oldfag sag. Dobt be reddit

>t. nufag

But /desi/ sounds like it's made by an NRI (which is the case).

Its not our fault ypu streetshitters only got internet access in 2018

This but unironically. Fucking zoomers

oh jio dhan dhana dhan

post Kino music
youtu.be/-T-msGHkZow

>First we’ll focus on economic growth. We can worry about the climate later.

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Anyone here read this guy's novels? His Shiva trilogy was really popular.

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what's this? erotic novels with a mythology theme?

No, it's a "fictional re-imagining"

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Pretu cringe

How? have you read it?

Reminder that almost all the dalits today are basterds of Upper caste men and dalit women. My great grandfather himself had like 3 children with a dalit woman kek.

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reminder that all christians in india are dalit converts

Bump for Alia

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Everyone's on /cric/ I guess

Just ordered these, what will I think of them?

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Cringe and soypilled

>HAHAHAHAHHA, YOU WATCH ANIME!! :0

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Cringe
Cringe

>holding a cricket tournament in england
JUST

>at work
>wh*Toid co-worker asks me if I speak "east indian" langauges
>herewego.jpg
>I say yes
>he pulls up his phone and goes to youtube and pulls up le epik akshunn clips from Babhubali
>asks me if I've seen it
>I tell him I haven't and I don't like indian historical epics
>he watches the clip for couple of minutes before turning it off because I wouldn't pay any attention to him
Imagine that bros, a cracker mistaking an Aryan Northern ubermensch specimen like me for a dravidoid, thinking that I'm the same as a mallu
Have you guys faced discrimination and prejudice like this before? I was literally shaking and about to cry before I stopped myself

Chhaganlal

I'm so lonely
And purposeless and defeated and unhappy

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are you the 5/8 subject failfag? you have us, you're not alone

Nah I rarely post on Jow Forums let alone here
Not only am I gonna fail all ky subjects this year but I am also very loneliest and depressed
I have honestly grown to hate Jow Forums and I only come here when I can't bare the loneliness and boredom

God I cant type
Haven't slept properly in a long time

nope, not untill july 1

Well it might not mean much coming from a stranger on the internet but this interaction you have with us is better than no interaction. Try not to take anything seriously here, we're all just having bit of fun. I've been there and thankfully I have some very good friends online [spoiler]whom'st've I've met on Jow Forums[/spoiler]. Just try to think positively and start over if you must.

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Thanks mota bhai, really appreciate it

>mota bhai
Cringe

Listen to this song, pay attention to the lyrics
youtu.be/V5Ok7_KFuZw

>/desi/
Based. Just make sure to add Afghanistan to the invited section next time and dalits in the not invited section.

Cringe and kys.

t. tung nath chamaar

No, that's me. Good news is that I've actually failed in four subjects. I just managed to clear one of the subjects I thought I'd failed in.

Can you guys me some Indian movies that aren't Bollywood crap?

Think Afghanistan might win?

Nvm jinxed

youtube.com/watch?v=sN75MPxgvX8

kek seethe more chamaar.

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Holy shit so you're a chamaar? OH NO NO NO NO
No why wonder why you fail.

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that's good
what do you like?

youtube.com/watch?v=oiJkisd6A5k
Be afraid, be very afraid

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Doesn't really matter much to me since I'm open to pretty much anything. I just want to see what's out there.

I guess horror and sci-fi movies are a bonus. I've seen some of the former but never the latter so I assume it's not that prevalent or I'm looking in the wrong places.

Tumbaad is fucking shit hurrrrr muh greed ebil

Those fags are too good looking for chamar standards. They're definitely rapebabies upper caste rapebabies.

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>sci-fi
pajeets can't into sci-fi unless it's poorly ripping off hollywood movies. He's a meme nowdays but start with the filmography of Anurag Kashyap. Sacred Games and Ghoul on Netflix are decent too.
inb4 edgy contrarians
name 1(one) movie with an original idea

What's the verdict on the cricket

I liked it, maybe the other user will like it as well.

Afghan will win

Based Afghan Chads will eat daanav lankans for dinner.

KGF

>Anurag Kashyap. Sacred Games and Ghoul
That fag is one of those "mudi fascist reeeee" niggers from brothelwood. Those shows are literally anti-hindu propoganda for soycucks such as yourself.

what's wrong with desi

what's wrong with NRI

>kollywood
the answer I was looking for was Wakaliwood, the most innovative and cutting edge Kino makers of modern time
good thing I don't base my political beliefs from fucking movies and can watch them without throwing a fit

Yes, I read the Shiva trilogy, but haven't read Scion of Ikshvaku.

Batting leaving something to be desired don't you think

Think you're right still though

Anurag Kashyap is Literally a crypto BJP supporter you dumb retard. How old are you? Sacred Games has a scene where the ebin liberal Brahmin pacifist Don loses it and goes on a killing spree through town.
Do you not understand subtext? Or how the so called Sikh inspector is emasculated and his “little finger” chopped off? There’s a call to him taking depression medication and a villain tells him those things make your dick dead. And Sikhs are known for being stereotypically manly.

Back you go under the sewer with the rest of the ninja turtles where you belong.

Remember how the Shiva trilogy improved grammatically from book 1 to book 2&3? He uses a ghost writer, my friend’s mother is in charge of his ghost writing team. His novels are good in story but I stopped reading Sita, because it was dreadful and boring

any sex scenes?

>he hasn't seen paki kino
youtu.be/D_iYV9ac49o
>Hitler zinda hai! Zinda hai! Zinda hai!

KGF is Kannada, not Tamil. Probably the most macho movie in recent times, Bollywood needs to stop making their dumbshit romcoms and funny action movies. There’s a reason why singham was a huge hit when it got remade from Tamil.

After my Dravidian pursuits of Bengal and Delhi, I’m planning to visit the abode of the Muslim Aryans, my friends. RAW, I know you’re reading this, send me in there.

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Kallu mallu detected. Haha.

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Hitler Didi is better.

>has a scene where the ebin liberal Brahmin pacifist Don loses it and goes on a killing spree through town.
Are you retarded? They literally show a brahmin as some sort of a genocidal maniac that kills innocent muzzies to avenge his tranny gf if i remember correctly. How is that not anti-hindu propoganda? Fucking retarded soycuck zoomer.

>Are you retarded? They literally show a brahmin as some sort of a genocidal maniac that kills innocent muzzies
>this is somehow problematic
Barfing in my mouth right now. Back under the sewer, it’s Ramzan tomorrow, they’ll throw you some leftover biryani after they’re done, you pussy cuck.

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