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kurva anyátok edition

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Good thread

Felszavazva!

>this confuses the cigany

morning
youtube.com/watch?v=R_6WrUt-ywQ

>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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I cant stand this heat, bring back the winter

I thought having 2 gf’s at the same time would be cool, but it’s a pain in the ass honestly

Its merely logistics

it takes up too much time and I dread the day when one of them will find out

You could lend me one for a while

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sent ;)

Thanks, I can't wait

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Nah but there are a lot of russian jews with russian names and surnames

>kurva anyátok edition
>/balt/

ok, this is epic!
>t.ok, this is epic! poster

Alri lads im boozing this time it's bourbon

But its 2 pm and Tuesday

te geci

And? Was life a contest about who boozes the latest?

bbbbbrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr

I sent you the less stable one though, so sex will be great, if you can even statisfy her. But she’s fucked in the head.

based

cdc.gov/tobacco/disparities/lgbt/index.htm
>gays are more likely to smoke than normal people

hmmmmm.....

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and a bump

>2019
>Doesn't fuck traps

Are you gay, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it's degenerate

And? Was life a contest about who sucks the least dick?

>it's gay!!!

It's not, as long as you don't have sex with actual men and you prevent the balls from touching

>it's... IT'S PAINFUL!!!

Who forces you to get fucked in the ass every time? fucking peat gavel

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Post an image that currently fits your mental state

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what did he mean by this?

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Hes just resting, right?

well have you watched the film?

nahui

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just got a shot for tick encephalitis

Yes

Hello guys :-)

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Can you explain the whole kurva anyatok thing

I have some shit to get done but fuck this heat

Nothing special, there was a guy who was spamming threads saying kurva anyátok with pictures of fruit attached to it. It kind of became a meme so that ended up being the Hungarian general.

(kurva anyád is something you say to insult someone (it's actually the short form of baszd meg a kurva anyád, meaning fuck your whore mother)
kurva anyátok is the plural from)

It's our rule to use the apple for the first thread of the day. Only the first.The second is the pear,and the third is the plum. But it gets mixed up often.

I didn't really get it, did he die in the end or what?..
>whore mothers
based

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bamp

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What a footslut

I dont get foot fetish.

min iq 120

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I really, really like this picture

Butthurt belt?

Post more dammit

I wake up every morning I put on my fancy clothes I put on my freshest hat I put on my nicest waears, okay? At the end of the day, I still get my clothes from a motherfucking bin. Still a nigga. I drive these fancy cars...Cadillacs, Mercedez-Benz, the big body benz right? Still a nigga. I drive fancy cars but I'm still a nigga. Still the nigga. I may wear fancy diamond jewls, but I'm still a nigga. Now see I might be going to a job interview and I might have to say "yes sir" and button up my shirt, but let me tell you this, let me put it to you like this: ya think they treat me at that job like a nigga? I be doing some niggarish shit. I'm still a nigga, I'm still a nigga. I might have to button up my shirt to go to a job interview, but I'm still a nigga. I might act like a nigga, right. Best believe I'm still a nigga. I was walking down the street the other day wearing my pair of yellows my Stacy Adam's, I was wearing my freshest gear and a dude comes up to me stops me in the mall when I'm with my girl. He says "Nigga! Nigga you must be paid! Can a nigga get some of that money?" Best believe a nigga not ask me for my money. I said to him: "Look here, nigga. I might be wearing this pair of Yellows I may be wearing this Ben Jackob's I may be wearing the Tom Sax's Mars Rover backpack right now but NIGGA you better not stop me in the mall when I'm with my girl."

heló mi újság?

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Who is she?

cigany

Caught my mate lacking today and hit that whoa on him lol

littlefoot_4 on instagram or littlefoot_2, cant remember
her main account got shut down but one of those two is still up, not many pics and inactive now

Never get caught lacking youtube.com/watch?v=_MWejqF68ao

Hot

>lithuanian innovation

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evening, lads
and evening to the canadian lad who is having lunch at the moment

was beginning to think you weren’t gonna post today, lad

:^)

Thats too slow

it's raining inside

Iktfb

i remember in childhood some rusroach always knocked over beer and the beer soaked through ceiling and it started dripping for us. he ended up burning himself down in his apartment

Wtf, really?

Yes lol, one time it was cucumber jar the juice started dripping through ceiling, had to put bucket under. Alcohol was regular dripping

What kind of fucking ceilings so you have, man? And how did he burn the apartment?

I still think you're lying.

I dont live in that apartment long time anymore. it was nigger tier, the corridor was so fucking dystopia i literally stayed outside till parents came home instead of going inside because of that corridor. the ceiling was so when someone walked up it was making noises i dont know what ceiling it was, some rusroach knocked over liquid and it started dripping. thing is their livingroom was above my bedroom, some liquid dripping on blanket was regular. and he burned himself down by sleeping with cigarette, luckily we didnt burn down too, some person saw flames

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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Holy fugg, more stories like this? Do you speak Russian, btw?

neighbors complaining loudly about me listening in on their secret conversations through my open window again

You've never seen a good pair of feet before then. I don't jerk off to feet pics or anything, but I once saw a female friend's feet and that's when I understood why some people have this fetish.

no, i can only say i dont understand russian in russian

Whats speciaal about feet

By the way, user (and other anons here), are there any nice /balt/ movies that show what live during Soviet era used to be like in the Baltics?

I don't know really, I have other fetishes, but her feet just looked really nice and sort of groomed in a way.

2nd for Latvieši

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soviet era was calm as far as i know, i wasnt alive that time. shit went down after the fall of it, borders got opened and rats started swarming in here wanting piece so it was russians vs estonians war here and alot of killings and other crime

WOW
I am the same as Ronaldo in my views on nig...
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Movie is about an old cunt and her car she will leave in her will when she dies

>girl is coming over to fuck and I'm tired and angry

do I break it off now or try to power through and fuck her?

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have her fuck you instead

that's actually my fetish, but no way I'm revealing that to anybody irl, if I can get hard I'll just try to aggressively plow her to forget my frustrations

just do reverse/regular cowgirl

that would work, but we did that last time and I don't want to look like a pussy

1 foot is 30.48cm

okay, she's gonna be here in 5 minutes, we'll see what happensl