Nooo don't stick chopstick in rice it remind me of my mother funeral!

It's make you look like worshiping someone dead.
If the guys sit opposite to you is Asian he'll be very angry.

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joking aside, do some countries simply not hesitate to pierce their food with a pointed thingy? like, it is universally unsightly, ugly and makes it look less scrumptious and mouthwatering, l think? doesn't it remind you of a stabbed body? l'm sure Mediterranean countries won't do this

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Well you eat with sticks like Homo Abilis lmao

Well they like Chrysanthemum that's the flower of death in the west

do you want your Helvetic ass impaled?

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I've never really thought about this, but in Greece we have no problem doing it.

do Byzantines really

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I am not concerned with the opinion of insects

l mean you pierce food and leave it

pussy

You know what shish kebab is?

Asians have been eating with chopsticks for thousands of years, meanwhile whites were eating everything except soup with their disgusting hands until a couple of hundreds of years ago when non nobels started using cutlery.

spot on

My friend did it at a sleepover and his had got super mad and yelled at him lol

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you pierce your food with a pointy thing to kill it in the first place if its meat. repeating the process symbolically while eating is only natural.

what is that?

go back

meat on a stick

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It's like yakitori

>repeating the process symbolically while eating is only natural.
very poetic. sasuga Das Land der Dichter und Denker

I'm pretty sure Goreyeans do it to

my post was simply poor in necessary information. like for example you see a kebab, Sachertorte, a grilled turkey(pun not intended) left with a fucking fork in the middle of it, that's what l mean. "penetration for no practical reason".
nice, is it good?

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>is it good?
yes

>penetration for no practical reason

you say that as if its a bad thing. penetration is always a good thing even if its just for fun.

>penetration is always a good thing
we aren't talking about sex here Hans

symbolically we are. you can choose death as symbolism and have it sour the experience of eating or sex and have it improve the experience. I know what I choose.

are you saying the universe is essentially astringent and Nature is one, and all the creations by hands of God are mutually concerned, and we can see his universal trace in all?

We basically invented forks so yes, we really

Yeah but we stopped. They still eat in that dumb way stop trying to find excuse for them weaboo

who invented it? Aeolians?

Its meaningless here. Stick stuff in your food as much as you like. A lot of food is served here with a stick (or Dutch flag) through it.

Cheese, sausages, some fish, sometimes bitterballen and poffertjes (small fluffy pancakes) are eaten with a Dutch flag instead of knife and fork lol.

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looks nice

Time to eat.

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Tasty Paella.

Food status: #colonized

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sauce pls, reverse image doesnt work

I know other Japanese flags in here are not real Japanese because they didnt comment about the headband lol

They should wear it during otakge kek

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You also have to eat soesjes with a flag

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I mean, if it was a fork that was used by someone before and is full of their saliva, then yes, it is disgusting, but if it's clean fork and the meal is just presented like that, it would be kind of silly at worst and aesthetic at best.

>We basically invented forks
WE

Won't it be considered disrespectful to the flag or something?

No, disrespecting the Dutch flag doesnt exist.
I think its because we're more united under the monarchy than the flag.

Is this the Jow Forumsck/ thread? :^)

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I see.
I can picture our local equivalent of Jow Forumstards getting offended by someone doing this with the Israeli flag.

sauceてください

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but as*oids eat their food alive

During celebrations here everyone wears orange (of the house of orange) and not red, white and blue. And there are even ceremonial things here such as that the flag gets put on the ground and the King walks over the flag, which is unthinkable abroad. So you know who's in charge here lol.

Do you guys eat food with your toothpaste sponsor to remind yourself to clean your teeth?

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Holy shit, you degenerates need to accept the lord and savior into your heart.

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It was Napoleon that turned our republic into a monarchy.

Where is your god now?

The Day of the Guillotine will come eventually, monarcuck

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if you still eat flesh, you're just fronting

t. vegetarian

not if the flag is dutch

>And there are even ceremonial things here such as that the flag gets put on the ground and the King walks over the flag,
unbelievable

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Hot

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You know what you have to do, Pierre.

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wait is it a woman?
ew

Do japs really do this?

Actually we invented spoons and forks a long long time ago.

Chopsticks emerged as a more elegant form of eating because it doesn't stab your food like a caveman

more civilized to cut down people than food

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lmao, half of our pageantry is parliament reminding the Monarchy that they've killed a monarch in the past and could do so again.

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what is otakge?

In the Netherlands you cant even join the parliament without swearing allegiance to the King.

If you say "fuck the king" (literally) here you could go to jail for 30 days, unless you apologize on national tv that you actually meant something else lol.

Although you could get 5 years.

5 years is the max sentence. 30 days the default sentence.

Reminder of funerals? I thought it was related to assassinations and poisoning, not funerals.

Is this actually enforced?

It's traditional in east Asia to stick incense in a bowl of cooked rice as tribute for the dead.

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Only if you happen to stand nearby a police officer who sees it happen, such as at events and protests.

The police wont actively seek you out.

I'd still count that as active enforcement. what the fuck

I know a Mexican restaurant that does this with their tamales

Ahh it's rice during a funeral? I thought it was white sand or ash.

The monarchy also wins all legal cases, even when there is no law for it. Such as journalists who try to publish photos of them in a private setting, which isnt allowed.

So we have no paparazzi. The media gets specific moments in which they are allowed to take pictures.

he means wotagei

A while ago a guy was arrested for insulting the King, as he threw something towards his car. (some small harmless light plastic thing). He got put in a psychiatric clinic for life, until after 2 years it turned out he wasnt insane at all and a judge released him.
And even in Germany he gets arrested every time hes in the same city as the King, even abroad such as in Germany.

I meant here. And in Germany.

youtu.be/bUFgFJGj7aI

nice hushpuppies

In 2016 someone got arrested for calling the King a thief on Facebook. He got 30 days as well

Its beef raggout, in a fried crust with bread crumbs. Usually eaten with mustard.