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fuck kikes

heil hitler

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say that to my face not online see what happens
(Please do, I'm lonely)

give it a rest you twerp

Gatto

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i just dm’d this girl

instagram.com/strengththruoi/

hope i’ll get a date with her

Reported your hatespeech to the Net Police

haha

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>my precious

*stands directly In front of train door as it stops*
*barges in as soon as the door opens*

yeah silly buggers

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Wooden doors???

honestly not as bad as the scenario I described

average usa poster on /brit/

Tariqpilled

normies already fired into love island chat

gf's angry cause I'm not very talktative tonight
Do I have to be chatty all the time - there's nothing to talk about (except with you lovely lads here)

teehee i’m shy
*has sex with 10 different men in a month*

Bit bent that

calling in the 82nd airborne right now lads

shut the fuck up mark

Thoughts on #LoveIsland???? X

who's mark

youtube.com/watch?v=F6QffGCTgy8
choon

Love Island will pacify and dumb down Britons across the isles

nice

Wait for tomorrow to find it
Got time time wait for tomorrow to find it
To find it to find it to find it

how about you ask your gf

how can i improve my approaches to women lads, thought this would nail it

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I heard Drumpf made Prince Sadiq seeth, that Right?

woah TTT releases are so obscure xD

Ahem
Susan Boyle

Every time I try to pull my shirt up this bloke puts his head up and I feel like he’s judging me trying to adjust my shirt
Not happy

What if brits were nice?

oof

Post her reply
If i was a bird i would have sent a pic of my moot

this can't be you

youtube.com/watch?v=W9zEnCHWz9I

What if Half Life 3 came out this year?

>'''''scots dialect'''''

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...

hooting

what a character

grow up

no reply yet but ill keep you lads updated

is that english

hahahaha hey lads!!

hey mate!

naw la its scottish

No aussies allowed

"Hey, is your Dad in prison by any chance?"
"Fair do (fair enough), if I were your dad I would be"
"Cause I'd touch you"

Only used by degenerates though so it's not worth learning to understand it

Scots have a massive inferiority complex towards the English but they're too lazy to actually learn Gaelic, so instead they write their accent out and pretend it's their own language.

Prisoners were struck by the stark contrast between his calm, playful manner and the
horror of what he was doing. Occasionally, though, his detachment could give way to
outbreaks of rage and violence, especially when he encountered resistance to his sense
of ''the rules.'' In one instance, a mother refused to be separated from her teen-age
daughter and scratched the face of the SS trooper who tried to enforce Mengele's
decision. Mengele drew his gun and shot both the woman and her child. Still raging, he
ordered that all the people from that transport whom he had previously selected as
workers be sent to the gas chamber.

(((They))) are really pushing Nuclear Power,
and frankly I agree with them
Too many stupid scared goyim with unreasonable fantasies about solar power mucking about
Really the whole world should use nuclear power by now

says the yank ahaah whoops bit silly there wasn't it mate

They already speak their own language and it’s called Scots

scottish people typing in accents feels so performative lol

Is Corbyn.....dare I say it... based?

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Holy grim
youtube.com/watch?v=CJXKO4-tMa0

but mate, have you seen what nuclear waste does to the environment? it makes squirrels grow extra tails or something

The GF has progressed from very fluid-heavy squirting orgasms to extreme squirting for
30 seconds before orgasm as well as during orgasm. The squirts are extreme and there
is lots and lots of fluid. She regularly soaks through multiple blankets/sheets, and has, on
occasion, soaked through the mattress. She squirts every single time she cums, and has
multiple orgasms most of the sessions. I have a high sex drive, so we fuck anywhere
from 3-12 times in an 8 hour period (our normal amount of time we spend with each
other).

Henry V was a dumbass and a prick

Nice. But squirt is piss

Jesus Christ I don’t know what’s more pathetic, the seething yanks in the comments or the brainless muzziepuppet with Labours Hand so far up his arse that it’s holding the sign for him

yeah thats the biggest virgin freak post i’ve ever seen

blog on you vile wretch

Sexy desu

...

>father Ted
Reddit
>The young ones
Jow Forums
>The Inbetweeners
brit

Radiation is not even a big deal
i get more radiation walking around in the sun with no shirt than the average resident of Fukushima area

We are literally, LITERALLY, being invaded by 'sheeds.

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thanks a lot. I was struggling with the second sentence

father ted is good fuck off

jesus christ, sounds peng, but also a bit of a faff... that is a lot of sex. me and gf will be 2-3 times in the same period.

well desu, it comes from the bladder but the liquid accumulates after sex begins (very quickly) and is much, much more dilute than piss.

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why are they trying to get to britain if they've already made it to europe anyway

britain is grim grim grim

Reddit

How do I become a british country gentleman

Can't fucking stand them

shocks me that only half of his children survived birth

Don't get this either. Seems somewhat sinister.

they don't know that yet, France seems perhaps even grimmer in the migrant areas also

The jew hates the Anglo because he is competition
Continentals are naturally bestial and of little consequence

Hell yeah dude, Reddit is so based :]

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youtube.com/watch?v=ccUMwBkenuk

Fuck off brits

they speak english

>power to the people
That's the attitude that resulted in brexit and trump
are these people tonedeaf