>one chance at life
>parents named me YouTube
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One chance at life
Liam Rodriguez
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Luis Reed
are you a 14 year old?
Colton Anderson
>parents named me KhalDrogo
Jayden Jackson
>parents named me TikTok
Brody Wilson
Unironically zoomer parents in 10 or so years.
Connor Hernandez
>parents named me Dr. Manhattan
Michael Brooks
>hundreds of parents unironically named their kids daenerys
BAHAHAHAH "MOMMY WHY AM I NAMED AFTER THE GENOCIDAL MANIAC" OH NO NO NO
Nolan Gonzalez
I wish my son had the name of Aurelio or Conan
Austin Johnson
>parents named me One Upon a Time in Hollywood
Dylan Turner
>Parents named me Gigachad
Anthony Lee
>After Trump's reelection in 2020 and the arrival of a new Republican supermajority, proper names were allowed to be sold to private companies
>most common names were bought by Universal and Warner Bros.
>parents named me McNuggets™ in exchange for McDonald's promise to give me a $25/month pension + one free Happy Meal™ every week until my 15th birthday
William Gray
>parents named me brayan
I'm a walking meme
Leo Sanders
Disgusting. Why can't anyone in the Americas properly spell names?
Hunter Brooks
>parents named me fish finger butty
Brody Howard
Thpaniards be like "dithguthting. why can’t anyone in the americath properly thpell nameth?"
Logan Peterson
who are you quoting?
Colton Baker
parents named me voltron
Joshua Mitchell
I'm UNIRONICALY named after a book character
Not even a Russian book too
Brandon Russell
>there are unironically people in India named dikshit
Ryder Ross
Harry Potter?
James Rogers
Ayden Fisher
I remember a story told by an Italian sports journalist after a trip to the Philippines, he said he met a boy called Paolomaldini
Camden Gonzalez
Kek'd.
Based.
Cringe.
Evan Ross
Oliver?
Logan Hughes
Cooper Gutierrez
why do americans so often have such shit names? Even the presidents.. Woodrow, Lyndon, Chester, Millard, Grover, Dwight, Ulysses, Franklin, Rutherford
Joshua Clark
> dad is huge russaboo
> parents agree on naming
> dad names boys
> mom names girls
> girls have normie names
> be me
> Ivan Illyich ********
Michael Cook
Were they supposed to be named Nigel or something?
Jordan Johnson
even three generations later you are still cucked by russia
Blake Roberts
>parents named me facebook
techcrunch.com
Jason Baker
>name literally means 'love' in ancient slavic
>a man has no name
Daniel Lopez
Just think, he is already going to school.
Juan Wood
...
Thomas Sullivan
>parent's raised me with morse code as my first language
Nathan Hill
>morse code
>not ASCII
Joseph Foster
No, my parents named me YouTube in 2000 because they wanted to give me a stupid ass name because they’re white. The fact that a huge company sprung up with the same name was just a coincidence
Jace Reed
Post proofs
Jaxon Foster
The fuck you need proof for.
YouTube launched in 2005.
Brayden Morales
Morse code isn't a distinct language (like, say, sign language), but just a way of encoding letters. Your first language would still be English, just beeped instead of spoken.
Alexander Allen
It's even worse lmao, they named them "Khaleesi" which isn't even a name but a title
Christopher Morales
His hatred for his parents must be unending
Tyler Ross
To be fair, Roy and Rai (both cognates with French "roi") are common names, and "Melech", literally meaning king, is also not too rare in Hebrew.
Christian Clark
>parents never gave me a name
Parker Wright
>potht proofth
Brody Young
>parents named me dubs
Jordan Foster
>I chose my own name
Benjamin Ramirez
>parents named me (づ｡｡)づ
Isaac Campbell
>named my parents cloud and aeris
Logan Sullivan
>Parents couldnt agree on what to name me
>Just gives me two first names instead
>Couldnt agree on whos last name i would take either
>Makes my mothers family name my middle name instead and my fathers my last
>Tfw i have a long ass latino fjigen fjagen fjogen full name now because my parents were literal autists and couldnt agree on anything and it literally stands out everywhere.
My parents divorced before i could even make a memory of my dad btw
Josiah Thompson
>parents named me Pepe
Gabriel Wright
imagine being named after a weekday
Parker Mitchell
t. Friday Von Mondayson
Jordan Fisher
>my name is Tonibler
Serbs HATE me
David King
If I ever would have sons I will 100% name them after Warcraft characters. By that point Warcraft would be forgotten anyway so no ne will understand the reference.
Brody Kelly
>named Sam
>is a based name
Shame about the hyphenated last name tho. I had to start every standardized test late
Justin Roberts
>parents named me maradona
I fucking hate football
Asher Morris
>parents named me Titus Labienus
Gavin Rogers
Daniel Morris
There are many many people here whose names are Samsung Kim
Dominic Morris
My Dad is Georgian and named me Shota
All the Japanese people mock me
Michael Harris
Those are all old names a bunch are even English in origin like Rutherford.
Julian Smith
Sounds based. What are you complaining about
Isaac Price
>mum named me Alexander
Literally the most based name in existence. Thank you greece
Grayson White
Based tranny
Isaac Cooper
Based and redpilled
Kayden Allen
>daddy named me Alice
Daddy.....
Michael Flores
>parents named me World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
all the fucking kids in school called me Burnie, and when Bernie ran for president in 2016 everyone would joke and say "haha I didn't know you were running for president, Burnie!"
Jaxson Richardson
>parents named me "Bus Station 13"
James Wright
those are anglo name smithson
Jaxson Cook
kek
Julian Butler
>tfw Bartholomew
Thomas Rogers
>parents named me Phillip
>legally changed my name to Luna and went on HRT
Luis Powell
>parents called me Baltimore (like ketchup)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaron Wright
>german women (male)
can't tell the difference honestly speaking
eat pant
Robert Sanders
That's a cool name
Levi Jones
>parents named me after a month
Augustine is pretty cool tbqh
Anthony Brown
>Augustine
Sounds like a girl name
Austin Morales
>named after first russian president
>find out what fool he was
William Lopez
That name comes from the Roman title Augustus, which the month is named after
Aiden Peterson
>tfw parents named me Sneed
Hudson Martin
>dad is named after the first person to play golf on the moon
What the fuck were my grandparents thinking
Bentley Richardson
kek
Nolan Reyes
I hope he is prepared
Juan Williams
You're welcome bro
Juan Perez
>Parents named me Tiananmen Square
Eli Kelly
>people tank in social credit score just for mentioning you
Genius
Dylan Hernandez
>dad almost named me "whinnie"
Thank you based mummy.
Juan Adams
>one chance at life
>parents named me reddit
Nicholas Adams
Gay
Christian Wood
sucks to be u YTboi
Landon Lewis
fuck me
Luis Bailey
Based!!!!
Ayden Bell
They were based.
Logan Kelly
Angel Hill
>Parents named me Captain Ruth Marvel Ginsberg Cortez-Brown
Fucking Amerifats
Jayden Johnson
>parents named me Khaleesi
Zachary Barnes
Hudson Moore
>Dad almost named me Hong Kong, Zeke, or Reggie
>Instead get name Mark IV
Lucas Reed
>parents named me Christopher Poole
Nicholas Reyes
because she is based