I hate Germans

I've never met Germans until yesterday. I've been drinking with my friend at bar and heard some guy talk German to a bartender very loud. I was drunk and as a result very friendly, so I approached him, asked where he's from(Berlin), how old etc. We then proceeded to drink together and did so for next 3 or 4 hours. We became super drunk and wanted pizza so we went to a local pizzeria. We ordered one very big pizza, more alcohol and proceeded to eat.

Me and my friend ate pizza completely but German would not eat crust. We then politely asked him, why would he insult pizzeria workers by not eating all of it, we informed him that there are people starving in Africa while we are enjoying nice pizza. We told him of Leningrad siege. He claimed that crust should not eaten. We then asked him does he eat bread crust, he answered no. We were really drunk and my friend is a bit aggressive so we told him to go outside to smoke and beat him in a place with no cameras. We then mugged him but didn't take documents. I think we knocked him out or at least he pretended to be unconscious.

Germans, please don't come to Russia.

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nigga it's universally known that you don't eat the crust

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It's a bait, probably. Many my Russian friend don't eat crust. I find it a little strange, because we all were raised in starving country when parents taught you to eat anything to the end, but it's okay, everyone can eat the way they want, OP is faggot.
>We told him of Leningrad siege.
Boт тyт пepeтoлcтил, хoтя нe, eщё нa Aфpикaнcких дeтях.

Does Apu use Jow Forums X?

I was in Hamburg and Cologne. Germans are bug people, they look like robots rather than humans.

Even starving thirdies don't eat crust. Fucking degeneracy.

This is the most russian story i read in weeks

If I was a rich German I'd throw the crust to the pigeons, if not hey it's calories a man's gotta eat.

women and numale zoomers dont eat crust

You disgust me

>Three stripes for life

If i was German i'd throw that crust to russians and watch them beat each other to the pulp for a chance to eat it

yes

I was approached by Germans asking for directions the other day, wasn't the first time meeting some because hundreds come here in summer but it was the first time any ever talked to me. they were pretty nice

based
When I get asked a way by German tourists, I always tell opposite direction to them,

what? the crust is the best part of a pizza.

You do this to all tourists, not only german.

At the siege of Leningrad you could at least eat your grandpa

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Or captured g*Ermans

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Thats not funny.

What theme does he browse with?

>Germans, please don't come to Russia.

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He unironically has the surname which can be german and said in one video that he speaks German.

>If you don't finish your plate in Russia, people will beat you up
Well, that's good to know. In some other countries, the opposite is the case. People will feel offended if you don't have any leftovers, because it means there was too little food. In Germany, it's more laissez-faire, except for if you only eat very little, because then you obviously didn't like it.

If you were to ever visit a foreign country, would you learn all details about its culture? I don't even think you can, because it involves so many different topics. Beating up a person because he isn't aware of all custons and that people feel offended by his behaviour is a terrible thing to do. Most likely, he had no idea that what he did would be considered immoral.

Only tourist normalfaggots dont use Jow Forums X.

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>Thats
Is that an acronym for something? OHH
You meant to say THAT'S
Hahaha okay, just got really confused by your freaky bastard English for a second, it's fine.

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You did right the crust is the best

>where he's from(Berlin)
Based Russia-bro, thanks for beating him up.

>Berlin
theres your problem Ivan

>We told him of Leningrad siege
Might as well tell him about Borscht, the average german has no idea of every single battle that took place. Maybe Stalingrad but that's about it.

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>from Berlin
If he looked white it's a russian rape baby, and of the gender studies variety at that.
That's no German.

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>American humour

There are more pure germans in eastern germany than western germany but I do agree with the "gender studies variety."
Though you calling your own "rape babies" like that makes me think that you're not german.

Good lord, it was a jab at OP hating his own kind. And while yes, the east is more ethnic German, if he comes from Berlin chances are 30% he's a migrant. I'm not a foreigner.

Subhuman

I fucking HATE autists like you. Fag

reminder that all posters on this board are russians.
basically russians talking to each other in english.
haha

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Look who's talking.

зaткни́cь

A crust-eating patrician, you filthy worm.

I eat the crust, too. But you are subhuman, Bolan.

You also Russian, kekkonen

EVERYONE IS RUSSIAN, COMRADES!

this confuses the german

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is it actually good? that shit costs 2€ extra at dominos

Whole world is Russia and people in it are Putin agents

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By the gods...

Eating the crust is like eating the bones.

...

No it's not.

My grandpa said Russians ate the bark from the trees during WW2

They also ate leather belts and boots.

Gib 15 y/o russian gf

It's actually more insulting to eat everything on a plate if you didn't make it yourself. You're implying the host couldn't make your stomach full. When you eat a meal someone else made then leave some on the plate, even if you're still hungry.

Lol, she will turn into babushka in 2 years. You have to take 8 y/o qt at least.

desu thats the most upper class thing I ever heard. Everyones place I ate at was always happy their food tasted so good that nothing was left of it

Only 3rd world shitholes they get offended then you eat everything.

kys Adnan

g*Rmoids are actually a plague that needs to be eradicated

West Berlin i assume

He is probably an ahmed fag. Real aryans eat the crust.

g*Rmoids should still be gone from this earth

You faggots could have atleast killed him, so he won't return to germany.

But you're a larping g*Rmoid yourself.
Austria is literally just Germany, same exact thing.

You are not allowed to kill people in Russia.

But yes of course piotr, you're obviously very well versed on Austria

Russia is not any less of a third world country than Turkey, though.

this

Of all countries... why France? Pierre you disgrace your national treasure of french cuisine.

Why would you beat up someone who was clearly autistic? That's sad.

I don't believe this

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At least we have a functional society.

They were dead drunk at that point.

If it's a shitty pizza. Crust is amazing if it's quality home made dough.

Probably bait but if not you're a subhuman

I don't beat up autists when I'm dead drunk. Not an excuse.

It's a pasta. He posted the same but with Americans instead of Germans yesterday.

Fuck i missed that